The Crow and The Funk Cabin!!

[DJ Malik]

*Sits down in the couch*

Hm. Maybe this time our house will survive.

 

[-Vendetta-]

*Destroys the couch*

 

[DJ Malik]

O_O

I hate you.

*Drags out new couch.*

Let's act civilized here people!

 

[-Vendetta-]

Civilized? What that mean? *Punches through the window*

 

[DJ Malik]

Gaara stop!

Sit down and play Black Ops!

 

[-Vendetta-]

Don't make fun of me because I don't have it yet!! T_T
I'm getting it this weekend!

 

[DJ Malik]

O.O

I wasn't picking on you. I just assumed you had it!

I don't have it either.

 

[-Vendetta-]

*Lights a cereal box on fire*
*Eats the box as it is on fire*

 

[DJ Malik]

*Goes into the training rooms and practices my jutsu.*

 

[-Vendetta-]

*Throws 42 burning firecrackers in the training room to destroy you*

 

[DJ Malik]

*Hits me and is unaffected*

*Scoffs*

You wish.

 

[-Vendetta-]

>.<
Firecrackers don't work? How about GRENADES??!!
*Presses a button and 50 live grenades fall from the ceiling above you*

 

[DJ Malik]

*uses*

(Suiton: Suijinheki) - Water Style: Water Encampment Wall
Rank: A
Type: Defence/Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 30
Damage Points: N/A
Description: This defensive jutsu creates a wall of water around the user. This wall of water is especially effective at stopping fire techniques. The wall can be formed from a preexisting water source or by spitting a protective stream of water from the mouth. However, it is unable to defend against elemental combinations such as those employed by Kakuzu.

*to protect myself from my clones Fire jutsu*

Notices a weak explosion happen*

Oh. You were attacking! I was just protecting myself from my clone! Sorry to destroy your little explosion.

 

[-Vendetta-]

..........

*Punches you in the face and goes back and watches TV*

 

[DJ Malik]

Punch fazes through me.*

Tsk. tsk.

Caught in my genjutsu already. What a shame!

 

[-Vendetta-]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! You're so frustrating!!!!
*Pulls out a gun and shoots myself in the head*

 

[DJ Malik]

*Melts Gun*

Whoa, Buddy! Don't you think you're going a bit overboard??!!

 

[-Vendetta-]

No :|
*holds up a live grenade and holds it firmly with both hands*
You better run.

 

[DJ Malik]

*Stands there.*
*Throws an M&M*
I'm not afraid.

 

[-Vendetta-]

*Grenade blows up and we're both still standing there*
What the-?
*Looks at another grenade and it has a tag that says "Fake grenade with real explosive sound*
Dammit!!