The Clown Troopers

RasenUchihaChaos

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While everyone is arguing about the movie and kylo ren I haven't seen any posts on how pathetic the storm troopers looked for this movie

The shiny 100% plastic was hurting my eyes the new design on the face was just a bad joke I know Disney is in charge but did they have to make the troopers have smiley faces just so kids didn't get scared

I can't decide between who is worse looking the old storm troopers with their confusion masks or these new guys who also can't shoot

Why can't they just copy the badazz clone troopers who had awesome designs and were elite bad azzes who could actually shoot
 

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Because first order budget cuts. Jk idk for some stupid reason they stopped using clones.
 

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I was ok with the new armor. To me it looked new and evolved.

What did bug me though was that the armor should have belonged to the continuing Empire and not the First Order. The First Order was exactly the same freaking thing as the Empire in every aspect, including their military. If they were really supposed to be different then they should have had radically different and new designs for their soldiers, vehicles, ships, etc.
 
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The First Order is ****ing stupid in general. In the first half of the movie they were killers. In the second half...they just called it a day.
 

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At least in the first scene of the movie we see a stormtrooper hit his mark
 
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