A priest dies and goes to heaven, and he’s waiting in the line in front of the pearly gates. The guy in front of him tells St. Peter, “My name is Vinny Sarducci, taxi driver from Las Vegas. St. Peter says, “ Glad to meet you. Please, take this golden staff and this silk cape, and enter the kingdom of heaven.
Then it's priest turn:
“I am James Green, a priest who has proudly served god for 60 years.”
“Thank you Mr. Green, please take this wooden staff and this cotton cape, and enter the kingdom of heaven.”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but why does that taxi driver get the good stuff when I get a wooden staff and a cotton cape?”
“Well, up here in heaven, we judge people by results. While you prayed, people slept, and when he drove, people prayed.