THE CHAKRA WIFI CONNECTION

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“My eyes... they’re blue now. That can only mean one thing—Grandpa Madara is back.”

VORTEX 1: THE CHAKRA WIFI CONNECTION

• Sarada cries.
• Her Mangekyō connects to Uchiha Bluetooth.
• Somewhere in limbo, Madara—chilling shirtless, sipping ghost tea—gets a chakra ping:
  

  “New Uchiha connected: Sarada v1.0. Would you like to sync?”

• He presses YES out of sheer curiosity.

VORTEX 2: PLOT NO JUTSU

• Eida changes the universe. Again.
• Time rewinds. Somehow Madara’s toenail DNA from the Fourth War ends up in the Leaf’s sewer system.
• The two blue vortexes converge: one in the toilet pipes, the other in Sarada’s eye sockets.
• BOOM. Madara respawns through the plumbing.

Bonus Theory: Madara Is Now Her Mangekyō

• Every time Sarada blinks, she hears:
  

  “Back in my day, we didn't simp for Boruto. We dominated nations.”

• Her Susanoo has abs now.
• Boruto tries to fight Code and suddenly gets hit with a Wood Style / Chidori hybrid.
• Cut to Madara inside her eye:
  

  “Let me cook.”