Thane
Anbu Operative 🎭
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Hiruzen: Alright, do you all know why we're here?
Kurenai: Well, it's time for the Chūnin Exams right?
Hiruzen: Exactly, now is the time for our beloved tradition of watching little boys and girls first struggle to death and then surprise them with a knock-out tournament where they must fight against their friends till they either can't move anymore or die.
Asuma: Amazing!
Kakashi: Can't believe it's been six months already!
Kurenai: Oh I'm gonna make so much money on bets!
Hiruzen: Indeed! Although it would be awfully irresponsible for me to only let them participate because you want them to, so, I must ask you all what you have taught your students so far.
Guy: I HAVE TAUGHT MY TEAM ALL THE FUNDAMENTALS OF TAIJUTSU. I DARESAY FEW GENIN SHOW AS MUCH PROMISE AS MINE WHEN IT COMES TO TAIJUTSU!
Kurenai: I've made sure my team excells at their special jutsu.
Asuma: And the teamwork of my genin is unrivalled!
Kakashi: I've taught my team how to climb trees without using their hands!
*Epic silence*
Hiruzen: And? Continue, please.
Kakashi: Well...that's it, Lord Hokage.
Hiruzen: I...what?
Kakashi: Yeah, I mean, the second test is in the Forest of Death, right?
Asuma: Yeah but, Kakashi...how are they going to SURVIVE in there?
Kakashi: Well I...
Kuranei: What have you been doing on your missions?!
Kakashi: I mostly read Icha Icha while they take a few dogs for a walk. Why?
Hiruzen: You read PORN IN FRONT OF YOUR STUDENTS?!
Kakashi: ...Doesn't everyone?
Everyone: NO!
Guy: WHY DON'T YOU SPEND MORE TIME TRAINING AFTER THE MISSIONS?!
Kakashi: Aren't we supposed to go home after the missions?
Everyone: NO!
Hiruzen: Honestly, Kakashi, most of the participants have at least five jutsu down and enough strength in taijutsu to knock down a tree, and they're the 13-year-old rookies! How many jutsu does Sakura know?
Kakashi: I believe she knows how to make clones but she hasn't really fought yet...She usually just leaves the fighting to Naruto and Sasuke and says their name a lot in her head.
Asuma: What?! Even INO fights! And she isn't even a main character! In fact I'm fairly sure she's just here to please the male audience!
Kakashi: Well she...threw Sasuke a kunai once...
Kurenai: Anything else...?
Kakashi: Well...she's REALLY good at believing in Sasuke and Naruto!
*Epic silence*
Guy: THAT'S THE WORST EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! IT'S LIKE ALL THOSE FAT PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR NOT WORKING OUT!
Hiruzen: Alright alright...after much consideration, I'm going to let Kakashi's team take part in The Chūnin Exams.
Kakashi: Really?
Asuma: Really?
Hiruzen: Yes, I have faith Kakashi's squad will prove formidable in time. This will be a good learning experience for them.
Kakashi: Thank you Lord Hokage!
Hiruzen: Oh my pleasure, Kakashi! Everyone dismissed!
*Five minutes later*
Hiruzen: Yes, hello, Jiraiya? Oh boy do I have an idea for a book...
Kurenai: Well, it's time for the Chūnin Exams right?
Hiruzen: Exactly, now is the time for our beloved tradition of watching little boys and girls first struggle to death and then surprise them with a knock-out tournament where they must fight against their friends till they either can't move anymore or die.
Asuma: Amazing!
Kakashi: Can't believe it's been six months already!
Kurenai: Oh I'm gonna make so much money on bets!
Hiruzen: Indeed! Although it would be awfully irresponsible for me to only let them participate because you want them to, so, I must ask you all what you have taught your students so far.
Guy: I HAVE TAUGHT MY TEAM ALL THE FUNDAMENTALS OF TAIJUTSU. I DARESAY FEW GENIN SHOW AS MUCH PROMISE AS MINE WHEN IT COMES TO TAIJUTSU!
Kurenai: I've made sure my team excells at their special jutsu.
Asuma: And the teamwork of my genin is unrivalled!
Kakashi: I've taught my team how to climb trees without using their hands!
*Epic silence*
Hiruzen: And? Continue, please.
Kakashi: Well...that's it, Lord Hokage.
Hiruzen: I...what?
Kakashi: Yeah, I mean, the second test is in the Forest of Death, right?
Asuma: Yeah but, Kakashi...how are they going to SURVIVE in there?
Kakashi: Well I...
Kuranei: What have you been doing on your missions?!
Kakashi: I mostly read Icha Icha while they take a few dogs for a walk. Why?
Hiruzen: You read PORN IN FRONT OF YOUR STUDENTS?!
Kakashi: ...Doesn't everyone?
Everyone: NO!
Guy: WHY DON'T YOU SPEND MORE TIME TRAINING AFTER THE MISSIONS?!
Kakashi: Aren't we supposed to go home after the missions?
Everyone: NO!
Hiruzen: Honestly, Kakashi, most of the participants have at least five jutsu down and enough strength in taijutsu to knock down a tree, and they're the 13-year-old rookies! How many jutsu does Sakura know?
Kakashi: I believe she knows how to make clones but she hasn't really fought yet...She usually just leaves the fighting to Naruto and Sasuke and says their name a lot in her head.
Asuma: What?! Even INO fights! And she isn't even a main character! In fact I'm fairly sure she's just here to please the male audience!
Kakashi: Well she...threw Sasuke a kunai once...
Kurenai: Anything else...?
Kakashi: Well...she's REALLY good at believing in Sasuke and Naruto!
*Epic silence*
Guy: THAT'S THE WORST EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! IT'S LIKE ALL THOSE FAT PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR NOT WORKING OUT!
Hiruzen: Alright alright...after much consideration, I'm going to let Kakashi's team take part in The Chūnin Exams.
Kakashi: Really?
Asuma: Really?
Hiruzen: Yes, I have faith Kakashi's squad will prove formidable in time. This will be a good learning experience for them.
Kakashi: Thank you Lord Hokage!
Hiruzen: Oh my pleasure, Kakashi! Everyone dismissed!
*Five minutes later*
Hiruzen: Yes, hello, Jiraiya? Oh boy do I have an idea for a book...
anyway +rep
