The Bible Of Gaara | 14:38
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My body is ready, I'll be waiting.
But come on, you think your religion is superior when you guys don't even have a sick name like Jiraible. At least become the Qaaran or something cool like that, until then even from square zero you never stood a chance
Relevant passage on judging books by their cover:
Book of Suna
Chapter 8: Verses 9-16
9 How one perceives the name of The Lord is up for interpretation. 10 Some may say that because Lord Jiraiya's name has a J in it, all names which contain J are objectively superior. Likewise, some claim that those with 7 letters, or 3 kanji in their name are objectively superior. The validity of these claims are unknown, as 11 It is impossible to gauge our Lord's Perfection into human terms. 12 Even if thou sharest similarities with Him, you are unable to reach His level of perfection in any aspect, even the ones in which you and He appear equal, you are lacking. 13 However, it is because of these values which allow us to confirm some aspects are Objectively Cool sounding, as deemed by the Prophets of Jiraiyaism. For example, 14 Lord Jiraiya has a favorite phrase, which if carefully calculated, can help give an example of some more objectively perfect names and Titles in which you may be allowed to judge others in. 15 Judge things carefully, for if it not skillfully calculated by Lord Jiraiya's name, there will be fault. Some of His worthy followers are capable of accurately deducing what can be considered an Objectively Perfect name or Title through the intense study of His works. 16 For Our Lord is utterly perfect in every possible way, and thus cannot be inferior in any aspect, bar sucky ones.
Basically what it's saying is, if you study literally everything my Lord has ever done or said, you can get a theme for what can be considered "perfect" because he is the complete peak of possibility. Actually that's wrong, no matter how hard you try, even objectively perfect is nothing before Lord Jiraiya, but it still puts it in perspective. So basically if you compile all of His words, you'll get a really good feeling of words that are factually superior to other words.
This can be performed tangentially through those Jiraiya also believes in like his students as well, but you have to be more careful, as they are not Perfect like Him and thus are prone to being inferior scrubs.
With that said, I supported my argument with those verses, since I confirmed "Bible of Gaara" sounds lame as hell, you should think of something snazzy to give your religion a fighting chance right out of the gate.
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that would mean Tobirama liked them that much once upon a time:Sparks:
He'd be closer to what Hera was to Heracles.