The Bible Of Gaara | 14:38

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Book of Uchiha
Chapter 16:Verses 4&5
4 May the heathens be struck with the might of Myoboku, for no man shall remain after witnessing the might of our Savior. 5 For he gave his life for the good of man, the great Lord Jiraiya is second to no other.


Gaara's cool and all but you should read the Holy Jiraible instead, what a literal sexy beast. Lord Jiraiya guides me in the path to sexiness every day, HAIL THE TOAD SAGE

Book of Uchiha
Chapter 7:Verse 12
12 May the prophets of Uchiha and spreaders of evil[including Gaara worshippers, as noted in chapter 16 verse 9] be crushed under the toads.
Have you not treated yourself to the entire Bible of Gaara? You should, it is indeed a delicacy.
 

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It's pretty much confirmed by Kishi that Gaara is holding back his power because the group of weak mortals known as "Sand village inhabitants".

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Naturally my fellow Gaara worshiper. So called friends, and family yet would not lay down their lives to protect their king? Their God? Peasants.
I can feel it!!!
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Gaara bless you.

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how much was the lord restricted vs kimmimaro?
You tell me. The God Gaara did not reveal his true form; The Tanuki.
 

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Gaara was cool until he started riding Naruto's D. Like why does kishi make every flipping character ride Naruto's D? Don't they have a mind of their own? Why are they following some 16 year old idealisms. Like literally he knew nothing about the world at the time.
 

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Lol, I'm wondering who Tobirama is to the Uchiha religion.
Satan.
Gaara was cool until he started riding Naruto's D. Like why does kishi make every flipping character ride Naruto's D? Don't they have a mind of their own? Why are they following some 16 year old idealisms. Like literally he knew nothing about the world at the time.
Gaara merely went through a transition. That is no more.
 

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Gaara was cool until he started riding Naruto's D. Like why does kishi make every flipping character ride Naruto's D? Don't they have a mind of their own? Why are they following some 16 year old idealisms. Like literally he knew nothing about the world at the time.
You say that yet you automatically accepted narujesus in your life the moment you signed up.:lol
 

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Gaara was cool until he started riding Naruto's D. Like why does kishi make every flipping character ride Naruto's D? Don't they have a mind of their own? Why are they following some 16 year old idealisms. Like literally he knew nothing about the world at the time.
Gaara rode Naruto's D before it was cool. Naruto showed him he can use his Divine powers to help out mankind, It takes a God to know a God. Him, Haku, Hinata, and Neji were chilling in there treehouse spreading the wisdom that is Naruto's word, then bunch of band wagon fans came along.
 

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You say that yet you automatically accepted narujesus in your life the moment you signed up.:lol
We must accept NaruJesus as our savior lest he be our destruction.

I will publish The Bible Of Gaara | 1:47 for you all to indulge in. Gaara bless you all.

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Lol, is Naruto like the holy spirit to the followers of Gaara?
 

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We must accept NaruJesus as our savior lest he be our destruction.


Lol, is Naruto like the holy spirit to the followers of Gaara?
Amen to dat
I only joined this site because of the DN games, nothing more, and nothing less. All for lord Kira.
That's a very good reason, I must say.The other day, I was trying to patiently explain why light yagami was still alive in that chat(you know what I'm talking about), but then those little non-believing ass, dirty, mongrels started denying and rejecting his holy soul, smh how absurd.
 

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Amen to dat


That's a very good reason, I must say.The other day, I was trying to patiently explain why light yagami was still alive in the chat the , but then those little non-believing ass, dirty, mongrels started denying and rejecting his holy soul, smh how absurd.
Didn't you hear? Lord Kira has transcended human and become a shinigami.
 

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Gaara was cool until he started riding Naruto's D. Like why does kishi make every flipping character ride Naruto's D? Don't they have a mind of their own? Why are they following some 16 year old idealisms. Like literally he knew nothing about the world at the time.
Sai and sasuke ended up victims so dont forget narujesus is simply the way and his way brought the shinobi together while others who were older and had more knowledge about the world failed miserably
 

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Have you not treated yourself to the entire Bible of Gaara? You should, it is indeed a delicacy.
Please who do you take me for, as a Prophet of Jiraiyaism I would never make an argument out of ignorance, of course I've read it in its entirety. However I found it unpleasing in comparison to the Holy Jiraible...actually, to call it "unpleasing" in comparison to Jiraiyaism would be a massive insult to Jiraiyaism as even utter perfection is insulting to Jiraiyaism's transcendent perfection.

I'd tell you to convert to Jiraiyaism, but we're far too noble to proselytize, we accept other people have differing opinions no matter how objectively wrong. It's ok if you want to live your life a lie following a false God, but I mean, Lord Jiraiya would disapprove of my aggressive stances toward other religions so I should keep it to a minimum.

Book of Senju
Chapter 2: Verses 20-24
20 If they disagree, fret not. For one of Lord Jiraiya's main virtues is freedom, all of Shinobi are free to believe as they wish. 21 If those do disagree with His perfection, they are merely uninformed, and one day they shall inevitably convert, or they will be lost in ignorance for Eternity. 22 If one chooses to live in such ignorance, it is fine. They should not be ridiculed or faulted for such beliefs-it is the will and fault of mere man--even though ours are Objectively Superior.23 However Lord Jiraiya is modest, and so He would disapprove of his very own followers, for that is simply how Perfect He is. 24 Going against His wishes to serve our Lord's good name is an acceptable sacrifice that must be made, though only by those Dedicated enough to His Divine Will And Teachings.


I have to admit I have a lot of trouble with this one since I hate seeing people who are wrong and want to correct them badly because of how perfect Lord Jiraiya is and how insignificant they are in comparison. Although as it says in verse 23 and 24, Lord Jiraiya would also disapprove of even having followers in the first place due to how much of a modest sexy beast he is, so no one can really fault me, I've studied the work far more intensively than anyone else. I'll do what I must FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
 

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Please who do you take me for, as a Prophet of Jiraiyaism I would never make an argument out of ignorance, of course I've read it in its entirety. However I found it unpleasing in comparison to the Holy Jiraible...actually, to call it "unpleasing" in comparison to Jiraiyaism would be a massive insult to Jiraiyaism as even utter perfection is insulting to Jiraiyaism's transcendent perfection.

I'd tell you to convert to Jiraiyaism, but we're far too noble to proselytize, we accept other people have differing opinions no matter how objectively wrong. It's ok if you want to live your life a lie following a false God, but I mean, Lord Jiraiya would disapprove of my aggressive stances toward other religions so I should keep it to a minimum.

Book of Senju
Chapter 2: Verses 20-24
20 If they disagree, fret not. For one of Lord Jiraiya's main virtues is freedom, all of Shinobi are free to believe as they wish. 21 If those do disagree with His perfection, they are merely uninformed, and one day they shall inevitably convert, or they will be lost in ignorance for Eternity. 22 If one chooses to live in such ignorance, it is fine. They should not be ridiculed or faulted for such beliefs-it is the will and fault of mere man--even though ours are Objectively Superior.23 However Lord Jiraiya is modest, and so He would disapprove of his very own followers, for that is simply how Perfect He is. 24 Going against His wishes to serve our Lord's good name is an acceptable sacrifice that must be made, though only by those Dedicated enough to His Divine Will And Teachings.


I have to admit I have a lot of trouble with this one since I hate seeing people who are wrong and want to correct them badly because of how perfect Lord Jiraiya is and how insignificant they are in comparison. Although as it says in verse 23 and 24, Lord Jiraiya would also disapprove of even having followers in the first place due to how much of a modest sexy beast he is, so no one can really fault me, I've studied the work far more intensively than anyone else. I'll do what I must FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
Interesting point of view Jiraiyaism poses, but in the face of The Bible Of Gaara it sadly fails in comparison. I shall educate you soon enough on this statement. You seemingly did not understand the deep context in which the T.B.O.G presented.
 
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