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the battle of the tongues
[note: this doesnt follow naruto... in "my world" namikaze in the leader with the 3 sennins, not sarutobi, for the ppl that dont like his idea... sarutobi is BORING... namikaze is more fun, and more fun to write about then silly old man]
*back in the day when namikaze was the leader of the great 3 sennin...*
*once again, tsunade lost a beg to orochi and jiraya, and had to treat them to benihana*
*so the 3 are sitting around the frying table...*
jiraya: "wah! look at this guy go!" *stare in amusement*
the cook: "here kiddo *throws a fried shrimp into his mouth"
namikaze: "now lets not get carried away here... ok guys"
all three: "HAI~~~~"
*after a good meal, the cook prepares for his last order*
cook: "sorry guys but im running out of this meat, so you too boy have to share this order... ok?"
*jiraya and orochi eye boy each other*
namikaze: *whispers: not his again..."
*one after one as the cook made the order (takoyaki) orochi and jiraya started eating, to get more of the share*
namikaze: ".... one takoyaki left...."
*jiraya and orochi, with full mouths, look at each other with a grin on each others face*
jiraya and orochi: *swollow the remaining takoyaki's in their mouth*
*orochi's snake tongue slimes out to get it....*
*then jiraya's frog tongue spats out....*
*right before they were about to touch the takoyaki with there tongues..."
BAM!
*tsunade hammer fists both their tongues on the frying table*
*simultaneously, the takoyaki disappears..."
*jiraya and orochi stare at the space where the tako yaki once been*
*ssiizzzle sizzle...*
jiraya and orochi: *finally realizing that their tongues are frying* "AHHH~"
tsunade: "thats what you guys get >.>, show some table manners..."
orochi: *because his tongue is fried, it just hangs out* "but wah happen ooo da akoyaki?"
orochi and jiraya: *stare at namikaze*
namikaze: *chewing* "mmmm... you boys found my fav. order as of now" *grins*
jiraya: "but how-..."
namikaze: "hey, they dont call my konoha's yellow flash for no reason..."
the end
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[writer's notes: originally i was literally thinking of a battle w/ there tongues, but it seemed kinda nasty... so yeah, enjoy]
the battle of the tongues
[note: this doesnt follow naruto... in "my world" namikaze in the leader with the 3 sennins, not sarutobi, for the ppl that dont like his idea... sarutobi is BORING... namikaze is more fun, and more fun to write about then silly old man]
*back in the day when namikaze was the leader of the great 3 sennin...*
*once again, tsunade lost a beg to orochi and jiraya, and had to treat them to benihana*
*so the 3 are sitting around the frying table...*
jiraya: "wah! look at this guy go!" *stare in amusement*
the cook: "here kiddo *throws a fried shrimp into his mouth"
namikaze: "now lets not get carried away here... ok guys"
all three: "HAI~~~~"
*after a good meal, the cook prepares for his last order*
cook: "sorry guys but im running out of this meat, so you too boy have to share this order... ok?"
*jiraya and orochi eye boy each other*
namikaze: *whispers: not his again..."
*one after one as the cook made the order (takoyaki) orochi and jiraya started eating, to get more of the share*
namikaze: ".... one takoyaki left...."
*jiraya and orochi, with full mouths, look at each other with a grin on each others face*
jiraya and orochi: *swollow the remaining takoyaki's in their mouth*
*orochi's snake tongue slimes out to get it....*
*then jiraya's frog tongue spats out....*
*right before they were about to touch the takoyaki with there tongues..."
BAM!
*tsunade hammer fists both their tongues on the frying table*
*simultaneously, the takoyaki disappears..."
*jiraya and orochi stare at the space where the tako yaki once been*
*ssiizzzle sizzle...*
jiraya and orochi: *finally realizing that their tongues are frying* "AHHH~"
tsunade: "thats what you guys get >.>, show some table manners..."
orochi: *because his tongue is fried, it just hangs out* "but wah happen ooo da akoyaki?"
orochi and jiraya: *stare at namikaze*
namikaze: *chewing* "mmmm... you boys found my fav. order as of now" *grins*
jiraya: "but how-..."
namikaze: "hey, they dont call my konoha's yellow flash for no reason..."
the end
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[writer's notes: originally i was literally thinking of a battle w/ there tongues, but it seemed kinda nasty... so yeah, enjoy]
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