The Adventures of Deidara and Itachi

kitsieandmeow

Member
Joined
Jun 25, 2008
Messages
59
Kin
0💸
Kumi
0💴
Trait Points
0⚔️
*deidara and itachi wake up at someone's house*
deidara: wtf? un. where the hell am i?.......................un.
itachi: *looks around* .........not again.....
deidara: huh? itachi? ....what happend?................un.
itachi: fangirls.......are so damn evil......
deidara: .........un

Ep.1 Surving Ino's Party

Dei: oh! a door. seeya.
Ita: ........un
*both go into a living. a bunch of anbu and other ninjas are there*
Dei:eek:h shit!..........un!
Anbu: *completely ignor the s-ranked ninjas including orochimaru who was tied to a chair and being dressed in dragg*
Ita:.....
Dei: wtf!? hnnn!
Oro: HEEELLLLPPPPPP MMMEEEEHHHHH!!!
Ita and Dei: WTF
Kabuto: *geting a piggy-back ride from Zabuza* Ahahahahahaa! to the kitchen!
Zabuza: *carries kabuto to the kitchen*
Dei: ...
Ita: ... huh? TOBI! wait wtf?
Tobi: *comes over and has some chick's underware on his face*
Dei: tobi wtf un. what's wrong with you?
Tobi: *slurring words and appears to be very very drunk*
Dei: did everyone go crazy while we where out or is it just me?
Ita: i dunno- hidan's over there though.....
Hidan: *swearing loudly and trying to open the front door*
Dei: *sigh* it appears there's no way out....even the windows are barred un.....
Ita: that girl over kinda looks like you.....
Ino: okay time for the best part!
Haku: best part? oh! cake! i luv cake! ZABUZA!
Zabuza: *comes in with out kabuto*
Haku: *climbs on his back * to the kitchen to find the cake!!!!
Zabuza: *speeds off toward the kitchen*
*Zabuza and Haku begin their quest for cake*
Tobi: shheseshemmpa*hic*shojiano*hic*ifffvvv*hic*youuuuwuzzers*hic*abghshirl
Ita: what?
Dei: i think he said something about me being a girl....
Ita: those things on your hands would be creepy on a girl......
Dei: *looks at hands* yes they would......un
Ino: time for 7 minutes in heaven!!!
Eveyone: *freaks out and burst through front door as fast as they can running hidan over in the proccess*
Ita:......
Dei: well- the door's open.
Haku: THERE IS NO CAKE HERE!!!! quickly! off to find some cakey goodness!
Zabuza: *goes of to find cake with haku still on his back*
Ita: tobi didnt leave either...
Dei: i think he's passed out.
Tobi: *passed out on floor*
Dei: *kicks tobi*
Tobi: *uses replacement jutsu and replaces self with cake*
Cake: *replaces self with log*
Ita and Dei: ...........................
Haku and Zabuza: *run in and knock over hidan who had fineshed getting up and brushing himself off*
Haku: WAS THERE CAKE IN HERE????!!!!!!!
Dei: it uh---left?
Haku: blast! away!!
Haku and Zabuza: *leave and run over hidan who was trying to get up*
Hidan: *just laying on the floor now*
Ita: hidan? are you okay?
Hidan: i have fallen and refuse to get up!
Ita and Dei: *look at each other*

Next episode: Tenten, meet Deidara, Deidara, RUN

happy face was an accident
 
Last edited:
Top