The 7? th Great Ninja War III
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lolz so thats how u beat cali...*writes it in recipe form*
How to: Defeat Caliburn but then faint afterwards in Emp's FF and then come back to kill emp like twice with everybody xd
Ingredients:
1 Caliburn
1 Akiza
1 Akiza kick to Caliburn's balls
1 Caliburn chomping on a sword after being kicked in the balls by Akiza
Another Akiza kick, but this time just a regular kick anywhere on Caliburn while he's chomping on a sword
1 Nero's Ghost
1 Caliburn's Ghost
1 Resurrection Ingredient O_O
1 All the other characters in Emp's Fanfic but Emp
Directions:
First, have your Caliburn drink some sake and be a tad arrogant saying that 20 ryo says that he and whoever he was with will win. Next, add your Akiza, and have her kick Caliburn in the well you know where, don't you? By this time, the Caliburn will collapse and be that way for say, 3-5 min. After that time has elapsed, have your Caliburn being a bit more arrogant now, chomping on a sword saying "Oh Great Sword Monster ! Give me strength !" At this time, have Akiza kick him anywhere but the balls (I guess since Emp didn't specify where I kicked him the second time xd), making the sword accidentally go through his lung instead of going to his stomach :T_T: (poor cali). Now that your Caliburn has died, add your Nero's Ghost to the mix, making your Caliburn's ghost appear. By seeing two ghosts, your Akiza will now faint. She will then stay that way for about oh Idk, 5-7 min or whenever Emp tries to calm everyone down by saying guys, making your Akiza get mad, and call him a sexist pig. This will make the addition of the rest of the characters appear, and then kill Emp twice, making a curtain appear twice to cover the carnage.
After all of this has happened, the result should be something like this:
Author's note: I have no idea how the happy 30th birthday ps2 cake is the result, i just thought it would be a nice way of showing the most unreasonable result there could be. If you try this recipe for yourself, please send me a pic of the result.
Thanks.
How to: Defeat Caliburn but then faint afterwards in Emp's FF and then come back to kill emp like twice with everybody xd
Ingredients:
1 Caliburn
1 Akiza
1 Akiza kick to Caliburn's balls
1 Caliburn chomping on a sword after being kicked in the balls by Akiza
Another Akiza kick, but this time just a regular kick anywhere on Caliburn while he's chomping on a sword
1 Nero's Ghost
1 Caliburn's Ghost
1 Resurrection Ingredient O_O
1 All the other characters in Emp's Fanfic but Emp
Directions:
First, have your Caliburn drink some sake and be a tad arrogant saying that 20 ryo says that he and whoever he was with will win. Next, add your Akiza, and have her kick Caliburn in the well you know where, don't you? By this time, the Caliburn will collapse and be that way for say, 3-5 min. After that time has elapsed, have your Caliburn being a bit more arrogant now, chomping on a sword saying "Oh Great Sword Monster ! Give me strength !" At this time, have Akiza kick him anywhere but the balls (I guess since Emp didn't specify where I kicked him the second time xd), making the sword accidentally go through his lung instead of going to his stomach :T_T: (poor cali). Now that your Caliburn has died, add your Nero's Ghost to the mix, making your Caliburn's ghost appear. By seeing two ghosts, your Akiza will now faint. She will then stay that way for about oh Idk, 5-7 min or whenever Emp tries to calm everyone down by saying guys, making your Akiza get mad, and call him a sexist pig. This will make the addition of the rest of the characters appear, and then kill Emp twice, making a curtain appear twice to cover the carnage.
After all of this has happened, the result should be something like this:
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Author's note: I have no idea how the happy 30th birthday ps2 cake is the result, i just thought it would be a nice way of showing the most unreasonable result there could be. If you try this recipe for yourself, please send me a pic of the result.
Thanks.
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