Well, yes, since I wanna win the FF contest, there is a shorter gap between this one and the others. But, I'm still awesome. 
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Emperor: Ah, hello, my friends. I finally managed to lose the lizard while running through a medieval castle. All the knights attacked him for some crusade or the other. Good strategy on my part.
Roku: Or..you lucked out
Emperor: Shh.. Now, I would like to give my customary introdu-
* door bursts open and guy walks in angrily *
???: So there you are ! I've come to defeat you in a fight !
Emperor: I'm sorry, who are you again ?
Icemyster: The name s Icemyster.
Emperor: Do I know you ?
Icemyster: -_- You beat me once and from then I have sworn vengeance on you ! BUWAHAHAHAH !
Emperor: Fascinating. Tell me more.
Icemyster: Fight me !
Emperor: You do know I'm the author and you're in my story, right ?
Icemyster: So ?
Emperor: I can make whatever I want happen to you
Icemyster: You don't scare me, you basta-
* Ten ton safe falls on Icemyster *
Icemyster: Ouch.
Roku: Where'd that come from ?
Emperor: Special delivery from Emperor Inc.
Roku: O_O
Emperor: Back to the fight !
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Scene changes to the Big Fight occurring outside Kumo.
Caliburn: Twenty ryo says we'll win.
???: You're on.
Caliburn: How about some sake ? Let's watch the fighting.
???: Sure.
Lawliet: Caliburn you idiot ! Begin fighting !
Caliburn: I'm supposed to be fighting ?
Lawliet: What else is a war for ? O_O
Caliburn: Sorry, Miss, but I'll have to beat you up. Don't take it personally.
Akiza: * kicks Caliburn in the balls * I won't.
Caliburn: Ouch.... * collapses *
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Scene changes, again, to show Alucard vs Gats.
Alucard: Kaguya Dance: Ballet !!
* Alucard suddenly is wearing a pink tutu and begins dancing around the battlefield *
Gats: My EYES ! AHHHH !!!
Alucard: * still wearing pink tutu * See the awesomeness of the Kaguya !!!
Gats: Awesome isn't the word I'd use.
Alucard: * starts crying * You didn't like my ballet ?
Gats: No, because I'm actually Mugiwara cleverly disguised as Gats !
Alucard: Ah, but I'm actually Ragnaroc cleverly disguised as Alucard.
Mugiwara: But I'm actually Nero cleverly disguised as Mugiwara cleverly disguised as Gats.
Ragnaroc: And I'm actually Chuck Norris cleverly disguised as Ragnaroc cleverly disguised as Alucard.
Nero: O_O
Chuck Norris: O_O
Nero: *dies from the intensity of Chuck Norris' stare*
Chuck Norris: * disappears * My work here is done. U_U
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Scene goes back to a staggering Caliburn and a smiling Akiza.
Caliburn: Oh Great Sword Monster ! Give me strength ! * begins biting a sword and trying to eat it *
Akiza: Uhm... O_O
Caliburn: *chomping at sword*
Akiza: * kicks Caliburn*
Caliburn: *dies*
Akiza: WTF happened ?
Caliburn's Ghost: You see, when you kicked me, the sword accidentally went through my lung instead of going to my stomach :T_T:
Nero's Ghost: What he said.
Akiza: O_O *faints*
Caliburn's Ghost: Nero ! How are you here ?
Nero's Ghost: I fought Chuck Norris.
Caliburn's Ghost: BUWAHAHAH ! Dumbass.
Nero's Ghost: -_-"
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Scene shifts to another fight going on between Mugiwara and another ninja.
Mugiwara: Kaguya Danc-
???: FIRE !! * blaze of fire comes out*
Mugiwara: O_O Have you ever tried that with candy ?
Ali: CANDY !! * a shower of candy falls on the arena *
Mugiwara: Nice. * eats candy *
Ali: O_O Aren't we supposed to be fighting ?
Mugiwara: Oh, right.
Ali: FIRE ! * blaze envelops Mugiwara *
Mugiwara: Oh damn, you melted my candy. Wait a second...*dies*
Ali: Wow. O_O
Mugiwara's Ghost: Boo.
Ali: FIR-
Lawliet: Hold on a second here !
Ali: O_O
Lawliet: Everybody shut up ! Author Summoning Jutsu !
* Emperor appears *
Everybody: O_O
Lawliet: You stupid author, why the hell are there ghosts in this story ? Who do you think you are, J.K Rowling ?
Emperor: Actually, she's fema-
Lawliet: What next ? Flying penguins ?
Emperor: Err..emm..no, no, no, of course not. * whispering to Roku * Cancel the penguins.
Roku: Right. What about the pumpkin invasion ? Do I continue with that ?
Zise: Wait, a pumpkin invasion ? In the middle of a war ?
Rei: Can pumpkins even invade people ?
Emperor: These are...evil space pumpkins ?
Ragnaroc: WTF.
Emperor: Oh, you're back from the castle !
Ragnaroc: No thanks to you ~_O
Emperor: Heh...
Roku: So no pumpkins ? What about the scene where Ragnaroc kills himself after he realises he's the last dragon left ?
Ragnaroc: I'm the WHAT ?
Emperor: SHHH ! Roku....
Lawliet: Show of hands. Who agrees we stop this War and kill the author ?
Roku: I agree !
Ragnaroc: I so agree.
Nero's Ghost: Nero doesn't want to be a ghost, Nero agrees !
Caliburn's Ghost: Yes !
Emperor: Eh..guys ? Guys ? Err...guys, calm down ? I'll fix it !
Akiza: GUYS ? What about us, you sexist pig ! * punches Emperor *
Emperor: NO ! NO ! It was an expression, I swe- Ouch.
Rei: So it's settled, and we just kick his ass ?
Everybody: Sure.
Emperor: Uhm...I think I'll write myself a way to get out of this... Okay ! Giant Vacuum Cleaner arrives and eats everybody except me.
* nothing happens *
Emperor: WTF ?
Roku: I have your author pad...
Emperor: O-o Oh hell no.
Ragnaroc: Get him !!
* A discreet curtain will be drawn over the next scene to prevent the readers getting nightmares from the sheer brutality shown *
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Scene changes to the outskirts of Kumo, where a statue of Emperor is put up.
Emperor's Ghost: Ah, they put up a tribute to me !
* reads inscription *
Emperor's Ghost: This is a monument to the...silliest plant to ever live ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
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And now, the cast will talk to you about their roles.
Gats: I still don't get where I was, and how I was actually Nero.
Alucard: Me too.
Nexus: I didn't get a role except in the first chapter...I must plan my vengeance against Emperor !
Roku: And I just got a supporting role.
Rei: At least you got a lot of dialogues.
Emperor's Ghost: What is this ? Some sort of group sob session ?
* Everyone looks at him *
Emperor's Ghost: Uhm...oops ?
* Another curtain will be drawn over this scene *
Rei: And you can take your penguin with you !!
Emperor's Ghost: Th-tha'ts...a-all, f-folk-ks
Rei: And good riddance too. O_O
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Cut and wrap.
Off to the theaters we go with it !
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Emperor: Ah, hello, my friends. I finally managed to lose the lizard while running through a medieval castle. All the knights attacked him for some crusade or the other. Good strategy on my part.
Roku: Or..you lucked out
Emperor: Shh.. Now, I would like to give my customary introdu-
* door bursts open and guy walks in angrily *
???: So there you are ! I've come to defeat you in a fight !
Emperor: I'm sorry, who are you again ?
Icemyster: The name s Icemyster.
Emperor: Do I know you ?
Icemyster: -_- You beat me once and from then I have sworn vengeance on you ! BUWAHAHAHAH !
Emperor: Fascinating. Tell me more.
Icemyster: Fight me !
Emperor: You do know I'm the author and you're in my story, right ?
Icemyster: So ?
Emperor: I can make whatever I want happen to you
Icemyster: You don't scare me, you basta-
* Ten ton safe falls on Icemyster *
Icemyster: Ouch.
Roku: Where'd that come from ?
Emperor: Special delivery from Emperor Inc.
Roku: O_O
Emperor: Back to the fight !
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Scene changes to the Big Fight occurring outside Kumo.
Caliburn: Twenty ryo says we'll win.
???: You're on.
Caliburn: How about some sake ? Let's watch the fighting.
???: Sure.
Lawliet: Caliburn you idiot ! Begin fighting !
Caliburn: I'm supposed to be fighting ?
Lawliet: What else is a war for ? O_O
Caliburn: Sorry, Miss, but I'll have to beat you up. Don't take it personally.
Akiza: * kicks Caliburn in the balls * I won't.
Caliburn: Ouch.... * collapses *
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Scene changes, again, to show Alucard vs Gats.
Alucard: Kaguya Dance: Ballet !!
* Alucard suddenly is wearing a pink tutu and begins dancing around the battlefield *
Gats: My EYES ! AHHHH !!!
Alucard: * still wearing pink tutu * See the awesomeness of the Kaguya !!!
Gats: Awesome isn't the word I'd use.
Alucard: * starts crying * You didn't like my ballet ?
Gats: No, because I'm actually Mugiwara cleverly disguised as Gats !
Alucard: Ah, but I'm actually Ragnaroc cleverly disguised as Alucard.
Mugiwara: But I'm actually Nero cleverly disguised as Mugiwara cleverly disguised as Gats.
Ragnaroc: And I'm actually Chuck Norris cleverly disguised as Ragnaroc cleverly disguised as Alucard.
Nero: O_O
Chuck Norris: O_O
Nero: *dies from the intensity of Chuck Norris' stare*
Chuck Norris: * disappears * My work here is done. U_U
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Scene goes back to a staggering Caliburn and a smiling Akiza.
Caliburn: Oh Great Sword Monster ! Give me strength ! * begins biting a sword and trying to eat it *
Akiza: Uhm... O_O
Caliburn: *chomping at sword*
Akiza: * kicks Caliburn*
Caliburn: *dies*
Akiza: WTF happened ?
Caliburn's Ghost: You see, when you kicked me, the sword accidentally went through my lung instead of going to my stomach :T_T:
Nero's Ghost: What he said.
Akiza: O_O *faints*
Caliburn's Ghost: Nero ! How are you here ?
Nero's Ghost: I fought Chuck Norris.
Caliburn's Ghost: BUWAHAHAH ! Dumbass.
Nero's Ghost: -_-"
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Scene shifts to another fight going on between Mugiwara and another ninja.
Mugiwara: Kaguya Danc-
???: FIRE !! * blaze of fire comes out*
Mugiwara: O_O Have you ever tried that with candy ?
Ali: CANDY !! * a shower of candy falls on the arena *
Mugiwara: Nice. * eats candy *
Ali: O_O Aren't we supposed to be fighting ?
Mugiwara: Oh, right.
Ali: FIRE ! * blaze envelops Mugiwara *
Mugiwara: Oh damn, you melted my candy. Wait a second...*dies*
Ali: Wow. O_O
Mugiwara's Ghost: Boo.
Ali: FIR-
Lawliet: Hold on a second here !
Ali: O_O
Lawliet: Everybody shut up ! Author Summoning Jutsu !
* Emperor appears *
Everybody: O_O
Lawliet: You stupid author, why the hell are there ghosts in this story ? Who do you think you are, J.K Rowling ?
Emperor: Actually, she's fema-
Lawliet: What next ? Flying penguins ?
Emperor: Err..emm..no, no, no, of course not. * whispering to Roku * Cancel the penguins.
Roku: Right. What about the pumpkin invasion ? Do I continue with that ?
Zise: Wait, a pumpkin invasion ? In the middle of a war ?
Rei: Can pumpkins even invade people ?
Emperor: These are...evil space pumpkins ?
Ragnaroc: WTF.
Emperor: Oh, you're back from the castle !
Ragnaroc: No thanks to you ~_O
Emperor: Heh...
Roku: So no pumpkins ? What about the scene where Ragnaroc kills himself after he realises he's the last dragon left ?
Ragnaroc: I'm the WHAT ?
Emperor: SHHH ! Roku....
Lawliet: Show of hands. Who agrees we stop this War and kill the author ?
Roku: I agree !
Ragnaroc: I so agree.
Nero's Ghost: Nero doesn't want to be a ghost, Nero agrees !
Caliburn's Ghost: Yes !
Emperor: Eh..guys ? Guys ? Err...guys, calm down ? I'll fix it !
Akiza: GUYS ? What about us, you sexist pig ! * punches Emperor *
Emperor: NO ! NO ! It was an expression, I swe- Ouch.
Rei: So it's settled, and we just kick his ass ?
Everybody: Sure.
Emperor: Uhm...I think I'll write myself a way to get out of this... Okay ! Giant Vacuum Cleaner arrives and eats everybody except me.
* nothing happens *
Emperor: WTF ?
Roku: I have your author pad...
Emperor: O-o Oh hell no.
Ragnaroc: Get him !!
* A discreet curtain will be drawn over the next scene to prevent the readers getting nightmares from the sheer brutality shown *
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Scene changes to the outskirts of Kumo, where a statue of Emperor is put up.
Emperor's Ghost: Ah, they put up a tribute to me !
* reads inscription *
Emperor's Ghost: This is a monument to the...silliest plant to ever live ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
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And now, the cast will talk to you about their roles.
Gats: I still don't get where I was, and how I was actually Nero.
Alucard: Me too.
Nexus: I didn't get a role except in the first chapter...I must plan my vengeance against Emperor !
Roku: And I just got a supporting role.
Rei: At least you got a lot of dialogues.
Emperor's Ghost: What is this ? Some sort of group sob session ?
* Everyone looks at him *
Emperor's Ghost: Uhm...oops ?
* Another curtain will be drawn over this scene *
Rei: And you can take your penguin with you !!
Emperor's Ghost: Th-tha'ts...a-all, f-folk-ks
Rei: And good riddance too. O_O
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Cut and wrap.
Off to the theaters we go with it !
there go my kintama >.>
