The 4 biggest lies ever told

Dr Octogonapus

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1. I'm fine.
2. Seriously, I don't like anyone.
3. I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4. I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions.

xd
 

Enemy

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1. I'm busy.
2. I'll get it done on time. Actually, I'm already working on it.
3. Trust me, I've thought this through.
4. I'm telling the truth.
 

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3) I promise not to c** in your mouth.
lol


1. You are very good in bed.
2. I love you for who you are. It has nothing to do with your money.
3. I’ll never leave you. (I’m seeing my mistress later tonight.).
4. No, officer… I have no idea how fast I was going.
 

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1. The cake is a lie.
2. The lamp is a lie.
3. I've got protection U_U
4. That's not mine.

I thought I would add one more for girls since they lie about this often.

-"Its ok I'm on the pill"
 
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