Well, thanks for reading guys. (TY Hazure, xd)
*Hokage office.
Grinning like a madman, the Hokage slipped his prized treasure into the deepest part of his book shelf.
The Hokage stepped back to see the newest addition to his wonderful bookshelf. He did a little jiggy at the sight.
He'd read the bonus parts of the special edition; he was absolutely tingling with excitement. Sarutobi sighed; how'd he missed those days when he got it all with those hot chicks...
Maybe he'd do a special henge to get it all back again. The Third Hokage glared at the piles of paperwork on his desk and sighed. Maybe.
*Just outside of women's bathhouse
Kakashi sat reading Jiraiya's personal notebook. He'd been at it for hours; there was just too much fun to take in.
As he got further and further into the book, the entries were more older and realistic; it seemed to get more and more juicier towards the end.
Kakashi sighed and leaned back, a careless grin plastered upon his face. This was just too good to be true; he'd format every single thing in the book and publish it everywhere!
Jiriaya's notebook had everything from real crushes to crazy raping scenes. There was one scene where Jiraiya wrote all the details of him making out with Tsunade...
Another part of the book held all the current crushes known: including Hinata and Naruto. Kakashi sighed - most people always wondered when Naruto would finally notice the Hyuuga's love for him.
He looked down the crush list. There was one with Jiraiya , then a '?' next to it.
Kakashi briefly wondered about it, but moved on.
Another part of the book named all the girls Jiraiya had 'done' it with. Kakashi went through several pages before he got to the end of that.
He grimaced; it made Kakashi wonder what the old sage was like when he was younger.
Kakashi winced. An image of a young Jiraiya popped into head. The sage was leaning on the couch was dozens of naked girls all over him...
Kakashi shook his head. This was no time to be thinking about that; it was time to read! He put his head back into the book.
*Hidden trees right outside of bathhouse.
Jiraiya scowled angrily when he saw Kakashi reading by the tree. Why, the little brat was reading his notebook; his prized notebook!
The toad sage crossed his arms unhappily as he watched Kakashi giggle. This was, of course, the type of reaction he loved seeing from his readers. Especially from Kakashi.
But now the little brat was reading his book, and it just wasn't acceptable. Jiraiya had his best perverted secrets in that precious notebook.
Wait a sec...best perverted secrets, eh? Jiraiya grinned to himself as he thought of one particular line written at the end.
He sat back and waited for Kakashi to read that particular page. After all, it was worth his time to wait for the Copy-Ninja's reaction.
*~Ten minutes later.
A sharp scream tore through the hot springs of Konoha. The wide grin on Jiraiya's face only spread as he peered around his hidden area at Kakashi.
The copy ninja had tossed the book all the way across the clearing; his breathing ragged and his face held a look of absolute horror upon it.
Jiraiya smiled.
Perfect.
Cackling like a madman, he shot out of the trees towards the Copy Ninja, arms spread wide. "That's right, Kakashi-kun, I love you!"
Kakashi screamed and scrambled back, eyes wide and arms held up defensively in front of his face. "I'm not GAY!"
Jiraiya smiled seductively at him and walked closer. "Who knows, Kakashi, who knows..."
Kakashi clambered awkwardly onto his feet and stepped away from Jiraiya. His eyes were shut and his mouth continued to form the words: I'm not..gay...me no gay...
Jiraiya grinned at the Copy Ninja and puckered his lips. "Wanna come?"
Kakashi lost his mind. He ran screaming in horror from the women's bathhouse. Thoughts of Jiraiya's book ran through his mind.
Orochimaru: So how is Kakashi?
Jiraiya: Oh yeah, Kakashi-kun is perfect...
Orochimaru: I see. I wanted to take him for my experiments.
Jiraiya: Screw that; you're gay enough!
~____~ I seriously couldn't think of good ending for this...but, I'm going to make another funny and better story (no, it's not perverted, xd) bout Naruto and the Hokage...xd
*Hokage office.
Grinning like a madman, the Hokage slipped his prized treasure into the deepest part of his book shelf.
The Hokage stepped back to see the newest addition to his wonderful bookshelf. He did a little jiggy at the sight.
He'd read the bonus parts of the special edition; he was absolutely tingling with excitement. Sarutobi sighed; how'd he missed those days when he got it all with those hot chicks...
Maybe he'd do a special henge to get it all back again. The Third Hokage glared at the piles of paperwork on his desk and sighed. Maybe.
*Just outside of women's bathhouse
Kakashi sat reading Jiraiya's personal notebook. He'd been at it for hours; there was just too much fun to take in.
As he got further and further into the book, the entries were more older and realistic; it seemed to get more and more juicier towards the end.
Kakashi sighed and leaned back, a careless grin plastered upon his face. This was just too good to be true; he'd format every single thing in the book and publish it everywhere!
Jiriaya's notebook had everything from real crushes to crazy raping scenes. There was one scene where Jiraiya wrote all the details of him making out with Tsunade...
Another part of the book held all the current crushes known: including Hinata and Naruto. Kakashi sighed - most people always wondered when Naruto would finally notice the Hyuuga's love for him.
He looked down the crush list. There was one with Jiraiya , then a '?' next to it.
Kakashi briefly wondered about it, but moved on.
Another part of the book named all the girls Jiraiya had 'done' it with. Kakashi went through several pages before he got to the end of that.
He grimaced; it made Kakashi wonder what the old sage was like when he was younger.
Kakashi winced. An image of a young Jiraiya popped into head. The sage was leaning on the couch was dozens of naked girls all over him...
Kakashi shook his head. This was no time to be thinking about that; it was time to read! He put his head back into the book.
*Hidden trees right outside of bathhouse.
Jiraiya scowled angrily when he saw Kakashi reading by the tree. Why, the little brat was reading his notebook; his prized notebook!
The toad sage crossed his arms unhappily as he watched Kakashi giggle. This was, of course, the type of reaction he loved seeing from his readers. Especially from Kakashi.
But now the little brat was reading his book, and it just wasn't acceptable. Jiraiya had his best perverted secrets in that precious notebook.
Wait a sec...best perverted secrets, eh? Jiraiya grinned to himself as he thought of one particular line written at the end.
He sat back and waited for Kakashi to read that particular page. After all, it was worth his time to wait for the Copy-Ninja's reaction.
*~Ten minutes later.
A sharp scream tore through the hot springs of Konoha. The wide grin on Jiraiya's face only spread as he peered around his hidden area at Kakashi.
The copy ninja had tossed the book all the way across the clearing; his breathing ragged and his face held a look of absolute horror upon it.
Jiraiya smiled.
Perfect.
Cackling like a madman, he shot out of the trees towards the Copy Ninja, arms spread wide. "That's right, Kakashi-kun, I love you!"
Kakashi screamed and scrambled back, eyes wide and arms held up defensively in front of his face. "I'm not GAY!"
Jiraiya smiled seductively at him and walked closer. "Who knows, Kakashi, who knows..."
Kakashi clambered awkwardly onto his feet and stepped away from Jiraiya. His eyes were shut and his mouth continued to form the words: I'm not..gay...me no gay...
Jiraiya grinned at the Copy Ninja and puckered his lips. "Wanna come?"
Kakashi lost his mind. He ran screaming in horror from the women's bathhouse. Thoughts of Jiraiya's book ran through his mind.
Orochimaru: So how is Kakashi?
Jiraiya: Oh yeah, Kakashi-kun is perfect...
Orochimaru: I see. I wanted to take him for my experiments.
Jiraiya: Screw that; you're gay enough!
~____~ I seriously couldn't think of good ending for this...but, I'm going to make another funny and better story (no, it's not perverted, xd) bout Naruto and the Hokage...xd
