Yo. Thanks for reading the first chapter. I need to include more puns in this...heh...
*Somewhere in a secret alley of Konoha
The ten clones snuck together behind a building; they were going to meet their Master for a report.
Sarutobi himself came to see the results. "So, guys, what information did you collect?"
The first clone spoke up. "Master, we found out who has the book."
The Hokage narrowed his eyes; his prize was getting closer. "Who?"
They all leaned in, eager to hear the news. "Hokage-sama," the clone continued. "Cat has it."
Sarutobi leaned back. "CAT?! You're all going to catch that snoop now!"
He pointed forwards; they were going to snatch that precious book. Then tempted, the Third Hokage placed his hands on his hip and assumed a military pose. "WHO'S THE MAN?!" he shouted.
All the clones saluted. "YOU ARE, SIR!"
*On the streets of Konoha.
Cat had his eyes glued on the first page of Icha Icha. He had barely began....
"Chapter 1 - As the darkness fell, he took his hands in hers. "You are the most amazing and satisfying lover I have ever known. Your magnificent breasts are like two high hills that I never tire of resting on. But sadly, no one woman would be better for me. I must go out and find more hills to climb and lips to rest." She took his hands and placed them atop her hills. "Why so hesistant - let's go now, just one last time..." He smiled at her. "Very well. Let us go and-"
The book slipped from Cat's hand as someone grabbed him from around the neck.
*Sarutobi disguising voice.
"Don't you dare move, you glombing pervert," he heard a gruff and slightly familiar voice say. "I'll be taking that wretched book from your unclean hands."
Cat could only watch with wide eyes as the precious book was stolen.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
*Bathhouse (women)
Jiraiya currently sat on a soft mattress, his eyes glued upon the giggling girls in the hot sauna.
He chuckled to himself. His third book of Icha Icha was going to be coming out very, very soon...
Jiraiya snatched his pencil and began writing: "Second Chapter - 'Oh boy - he stared at her huge breasts. A sadistic smile spread on his face as his hands began to twitch besides him...just one touch...'"
"JIRAIYA!"
He threw his notebook in the air, screaming like a girl. "I'M CAUGHT!!!" he screamed.
"It's Kakashi,you pervert."
"Pervert?! You have no right to be calling me pervert, you hypocrite!"
"At least I don't spend my time spying on chicks!"
"Oh no, I swear you do!"
Kakashi blinked. "I - never mind that....Yo, Jiraiya. I need another copy of your Icha Icha - the Hokage stole mine."
Jiraiya's eyes went wide. "THE HOKAGE?!"
Kakashi looked around nervously. "Yes, the HOKAGE. Got a problem with that?"
He whipped out a completely new Icha Icha. "Sign it."
Jiraiya backed off. "Whoa, whoa, let's not get cheap here. You won the lotto; I'm not giving no extra Special Editions!"
"What?! My precious Icha Icha..."
"Too bad - epic fail." Jiraiya smirked and walked off.
Kakashi moaned - the day was getting worse. He sighed to himself and began walking dejectedly towards his apartment; now he had to tackle that S-Rank...he wasn't even excited anymore.
Then his eyes lay upon something on the ground. He couldn't believe it; Jiraiya's own book!
He snatched it and glanced around nervously; as if someone would come and take it out of his hands.
Giggling insanely to himself, he sat down by a tree and opened it to the first page.
Kakashi screamed in joy as blood came pouring out of his nose; this was just too good!
He hid the book in his jonin book and grinned. Maybe today was turning out to be great after all.
If I write something more from Icha Icha...it won't be pleasant.
*Somewhere in a secret alley of Konoha
The ten clones snuck together behind a building; they were going to meet their Master for a report.
Sarutobi himself came to see the results. "So, guys, what information did you collect?"
The first clone spoke up. "Master, we found out who has the book."
The Hokage narrowed his eyes; his prize was getting closer. "Who?"
They all leaned in, eager to hear the news. "Hokage-sama," the clone continued. "Cat has it."
Sarutobi leaned back. "CAT?! You're all going to catch that snoop now!"
He pointed forwards; they were going to snatch that precious book. Then tempted, the Third Hokage placed his hands on his hip and assumed a military pose. "WHO'S THE MAN?!" he shouted.
All the clones saluted. "YOU ARE, SIR!"
*On the streets of Konoha.
Cat had his eyes glued on the first page of Icha Icha. He had barely began....
"Chapter 1 - As the darkness fell, he took his hands in hers. "You are the most amazing and satisfying lover I have ever known. Your magnificent breasts are like two high hills that I never tire of resting on. But sadly, no one woman would be better for me. I must go out and find more hills to climb and lips to rest." She took his hands and placed them atop her hills. "Why so hesistant - let's go now, just one last time..." He smiled at her. "Very well. Let us go and-"
The book slipped from Cat's hand as someone grabbed him from around the neck.
*Sarutobi disguising voice.
"Don't you dare move, you glombing pervert," he heard a gruff and slightly familiar voice say. "I'll be taking that wretched book from your unclean hands."
Cat could only watch with wide eyes as the precious book was stolen.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
*Bathhouse (women)
Jiraiya currently sat on a soft mattress, his eyes glued upon the giggling girls in the hot sauna.
He chuckled to himself. His third book of Icha Icha was going to be coming out very, very soon...
Jiraiya snatched his pencil and began writing: "Second Chapter - 'Oh boy - he stared at her huge breasts. A sadistic smile spread on his face as his hands began to twitch besides him...just one touch...'"
"JIRAIYA!"
He threw his notebook in the air, screaming like a girl. "I'M CAUGHT!!!" he screamed.
"It's Kakashi,you pervert."
"Pervert?! You have no right to be calling me pervert, you hypocrite!"
"At least I don't spend my time spying on chicks!"
"Oh no, I swear you do!"
Kakashi blinked. "I - never mind that....Yo, Jiraiya. I need another copy of your Icha Icha - the Hokage stole mine."
Jiraiya's eyes went wide. "THE HOKAGE?!"
Kakashi looked around nervously. "Yes, the HOKAGE. Got a problem with that?"
He whipped out a completely new Icha Icha. "Sign it."
Jiraiya backed off. "Whoa, whoa, let's not get cheap here. You won the lotto; I'm not giving no extra Special Editions!"
"What?! My precious Icha Icha..."
"Too bad - epic fail." Jiraiya smirked and walked off.
Kakashi moaned - the day was getting worse. He sighed to himself and began walking dejectedly towards his apartment; now he had to tackle that S-Rank...he wasn't even excited anymore.
Then his eyes lay upon something on the ground. He couldn't believe it; Jiraiya's own book!
He snatched it and glanced around nervously; as if someone would come and take it out of his hands.
Giggling insanely to himself, he sat down by a tree and opened it to the first page.
Kakashi screamed in joy as blood came pouring out of his nose; this was just too good!
He hid the book in his jonin book and grinned. Maybe today was turning out to be great after all.
If I write something more from Icha Icha...it won't be pleasant.
