[Discussion] That made me feel guilty.

[Nikes]

---

Lol, do ya'll wanna hear the story about me and a girl passing through a Classroom door?​

---

Did you slap the shit out of her? If not, then no, we don't want to hear.

 

[Mahesvara]

Close enough, a week, 5 years not a huge difference.

Yeah close enough lol

 

[Nikes]

For me was when i was in 8th grade and this hot girl liked me, and i didnt do a single thing to make a move on her...i may not be single right now if only i tried :NO:

I hope you're a freshmen in High school..

 

[Saiyan Prince Vegeta]

Did you slap the shit out of her? If not, then no, we don't want to hear.

Maybe he slapped her a*s and said,"the treadmill sessions are working wonders, babe." Then proceeded to class. I don't know, just a guess.

 

[Calpal]

Did you slap the shit out of her? If not, then no, we don't want to hear.

Pretty much this.

I find it hard to believe these are the only stories out of all the creepy ass people on NB that can post right now.

 

[Joker]

Since I seem to attract more female friends, than guy friends, in 8th grade, got sleepy during a presentation. So I sat next to my friend Michelle, and put my face in her boobs and went to sleep. I legitmately used them as pillows, she was patting my head and crap, then the Teacher saw me and sent me to the office. We laughed about it for a week.
#Noregreats
Had some good dreams ttoo

 

[Yanks]

Since I seem to attract more female friends, than guy friends, in 8th grade, got sleepy during a presentation. So I sat next to my friend Michelle, and put my face in her boobs and went to sleep. I legitmately used them as pillows, she was patting my head and crap, then the Teacher saw me and sent me to the office. We laughed about it for a week.
#Noregreats
Had some good dreams ttoo

Must have been a dream within a dream. lol

 

[Yanks]

Since I seem to attract more female friends, than guy friends, in 8th grade, got sleepy during a presentation. So I sat next to my friend Michelle, and put my face in her boobs and went to sleep. I legitmately used them as pillows, she was patting my head and crap, then the Teacher saw me and sent me to the office. We laughed about it for a week.
#Noregreats
Had some good dreams ttoo

Must have been a dream within a dream. lol

 

[Nikes]

These are all about *****es.

I got another one. Me and my buddies were out by the river shooting and drinking. We have one last round left and I was the one to get it.

I start aiming for a target we had on the other side of the river and right as I was about to pull the trigger a Blue Jay got shitted out by Gods' grace and blessed me with a worthy shot fitting for the last bullet.

I adjusted my stance quickly and followed the Jay as it swooped across my vision and found itself in front of my guns sights. I pulled the trigger, and at the same time, pulled the life out of the animal as the it fell to its death.


I feel bad about that because it was a pointless kill, bad ass shot though.

 

[Element Master]

I found a bird that fell out of it's nest when i was 3 so i beat it to death with a hammer for fun, I really need to see a Psychiatrist or a Therapist

 

[vasu 32]

4 months ago in college I met a girl(18 yrs.),she is from France,it was kind of some party via friend. Anyway pretty much every guy was trying to flirt with her. Well I was pretty drunk,but in total control-heavy drinker,and I went to her and was like "I like you. You look totally hot. Let's make this night memorable." And she was,drunk as well,came forward and said,I still remember very correctly,"You are quite a guy,all straight-forward unlike others. Well...okay then let's go. But I have a condition. No commitment,no love,no nothing,just ***. Let's see how many times can you make me mad". And I was like,"That's my line. And btw I prefer quality over quantity." And man that was superb night.

OT-Nothing to share for moment of guilt so Shared one of my beautiful moment.

 

[Jack Spicer]

When I was in middle school, there was a girl who myself and my friend considered pretty. One day, she hugged one of my friends and thought I'll get a hug too. I then used said hug to cope a feel on her boobie, she got bad, and hit me a lot in the shoulder.

I felt bad.

BUT I MEAN YOLO AMIRIGHT?

To note: I wasn't a pervy kid beforehand or after the fact, but that year or up until that point I was. Peer pressure man. It'll getcha.

 

[Zee Seh]

4 months ago in college I met a girl(18 yrs.),she is from France,it was kind of some party via friend. Anyway pretty much every guy was trying to flirt with her. Well I was pretty drunk,but in total control-heavy drinker,and I went to her and was like "I like you. You look totally hot. Let's make this night memorable." And she was,drunk as well,came forward and said,I still remember very correctly,"You are quite a guy,all straight-forward unlike others. Well...okay then let's go. But I have a condition. No commitment,no love,no nothing,just ***. Let's see how many times can you make me mad". And I was like,"That's my line. And btw I prefer quality over quantity." And man that was superb night.

OT-Nothing to share for moment of guilt so Shared one of my beautiful moment.

You banged her right ?

 

[Zee Seh]

4 months ago in college I met a girl(18 yrs.),she is from France,it was kind of some party via friend. Anyway pretty much every guy was trying to flirt with her. Well I was pretty drunk,but in total control-heavy drinker,and I went to her and was like "I like you. You look totally hot. Let's make this night memorable." And she was,drunk as well,came forward and said,I still remember very correctly,"You are quite a guy,all straight-forward unlike others. Well...okay then let's go. But I have a condition. No commitment,no love,no nothing,just ***. Let's see how many times can you make me mad". And I was like,"That's my line. And btw I prefer quality over quantity." And man that was superb night.

OT-Nothing to share for moment of guilt so Shared one of my beautiful moment.

You banged her right ?

 

[vasu 32]

You banged her right ?

Isn't that a given?

And btw after that we still are JUST FRIENDS
:snick:

 

[Deliquesce]

I found a bird that fell out of it's nest when i was 3 so i beat it to death with a hammer for fun, I really need to see a Psychiatrist or a Therapist

nice one!!!!