that awkward moment when you have nothing to say to an important guest

[Mohammed 95]

i'm breaking my 18+ hours fast with a guest i haven't seen in awhile and i don't know what to say, lol, any advice?

 

[Aoihime]

Hmmmmm start with hi?

 

[The Dreamer]

Say something dumb but funny. They laugh and that makes the atmosphere easier.

 

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[Joon]

How you doing? >.>

 

[Mohammed 95]

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he has small feet

 

[Callypigia]

Always use open ended questions to allow the person to talk about their self. People get lost in themselves.

 

[Lightbringer]

What you need is a twix.

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[villain55]

Tell him dat you luv em and you can't hide ye feelings 4 him anymo U_U

 

[Gyakusetsu]

I would start with personal politics, followed by religion then relationship advice and wrap it up with personal critique of their life choices.

 

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[Edo Ritsu]

I would start with personal politics, followed by religion then relationship advice and wrap it up with personal critique of their life choices.

This sums it up perfectly, tbh.

 

[The Work]

Ask him about sports.

 

[Emperor of Planet Earth]

Ask him/her when was the last time they brushed their teeth.

 

[WhistleBlower]

I would start with personal politics, followed by religion then relationship advice and wrap it up with personal critique of their life choices.

Do this bro! ^
but it also depends how old this person is...

 

[Callypigia]

It really depends on what you want from this conversation. You can inquire about swapping significant others for a night. Ask what he prefers on his pizzas. Push him into a wall and ask if he's ok. Discuss 401k plans. The possibilities are endless.

 

[Optimistic]

Push him into a wall and ask if he's ok.

i like the way you think, gotta go fast cuz going fast is a blast.

 

[sammypt Miyamoto Musashi]

I would start with personal politics, followed by religion then relationship advice and wrap it up with personal critique of their life choices.

...then possibly a flick to their nose or maybe a possible nipple tweak? Always works on distinguished guests in my home!