Agent Phrank
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Blessings from our Lord and Savior Teuchi
Listen to the sound and beauty of the soldiers marching in
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Ramengan, Tomoe rinnegan,•
Ramen shuriken•
Katon Ramen release•
Infinite Ramen•
Rinne Rebirth Ramen•
Shinra Ramen•
Insta Ramen GG•
Ramen soloes /Thread•
Ramen Barrage•
Ramen Lotus•
Blaze Ramen release•
Earth Ramen release•
Water Ramen Release•
Lightning Ramen release•
Fire Ramen Release•
Crystal Ramen Release•
Ramendama•
Ramen Clone•
Ramenori•
RamenKiry•
Edo Ramen•
Ramen Planet Level•
Ramen Galaxy level•
Ramen universe level•
Ramen Dimension•
Ramen Clone Feint•
Ramen Vapor Steam Mist•
Ramensengan•
Ramendori•
The Ramenizor•
Ramenlizer*•
7 Spices of Ramen•
Dead Ramen Consume Seal•
Mangekyou Ramensharingan•
Forbidden Technique: Illegal Herbs and Spices•
Liquid Ramen Prison•
Ninja Art: Ten Thousand Noodles Profusion•
Ramen Mimicry•
Boiling Ramen Release*•
Ramen Flicker Technique•
Susaramen•
Flying Ramen God•
Izaramen•
Finger Ramen Noodles Genjutsu
Ramen Coffin•
Dynamic Ramen•
Eight Trigrams: One Hundred Twenty-Eight Bowls of Ramen•
Expired Ramentsukuyomi•
Ramenateratsu (The Ramen that never expires)•
1000 Years Passed the Expiration Date
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The Hour of Ramen is imminent
Showing front side, showing back side
Showing women, ramen and stealth
And ramen yet again, my friend.
End of Haiku.
We must commiserate; our desires and grudges are futile
the way of Lord Teuchi is teleological and veracious,
the storms or vicissitudes of life are incommensurate to the serendipity our Lord Teuchi provides,
accept him into your psyche; when you are baptized in the blood and fear of your comrades, adversaries, and in Ramen, then you will know true Bliss. - Agent Phrank's Hymn
Teuchi Chronicles- Excerpts from A God's Diary
Teuchi is watching...
Listen to the sound and beauty of the soldiers marching in
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Ramengan, Tomoe rinnegan,•
Ramen shuriken•
Katon Ramen release•
Infinite Ramen•
Rinne Rebirth Ramen•
Shinra Ramen•
Insta Ramen GG•
Ramen soloes /Thread•
Ramen Barrage•
Ramen Lotus•
Blaze Ramen release•
Earth Ramen release•
Water Ramen Release•
Lightning Ramen release•
Fire Ramen Release•
Crystal Ramen Release•
Ramendama•
Ramen Clone•
Ramenori•
RamenKiry•
Edo Ramen•
Ramen Planet Level•
Ramen Galaxy level•
Ramen universe level•
Ramen Dimension•
Ramen Clone Feint•
Ramen Vapor Steam Mist•
Ramensengan•
Ramendori•
The Ramenizor•
Ramenlizer*•
7 Spices of Ramen•
Dead Ramen Consume Seal•
Mangekyou Ramensharingan•
Forbidden Technique: Illegal Herbs and Spices•
Liquid Ramen Prison•
Ninja Art: Ten Thousand Noodles Profusion•
Ramen Mimicry•
Boiling Ramen Release*•
Ramen Flicker Technique•
Susaramen•
Flying Ramen God•
Izaramen•
Finger Ramen Noodles Genjutsu
Ramen Coffin•
Dynamic Ramen•
Eight Trigrams: One Hundred Twenty-Eight Bowls of Ramen•
Expired Ramentsukuyomi•
Ramenateratsu (The Ramen that never expires)•
1000 Years Passed the Expiration Date
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The Hour of Ramen is imminent
Showing front side, showing back side
Showing women, ramen and stealth
And ramen yet again, my friend.
End of Haiku.
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You must be registered for see images
We must commiserate; our desires and grudges are futile
the way of Lord Teuchi is teleological and veracious,
the storms or vicissitudes of life are incommensurate to the serendipity our Lord Teuchi provides,
accept him into your psyche; when you are baptized in the blood and fear of your comrades, adversaries, and in Ramen, then you will know true Bliss. - Agent Phrank's Hymn
Teuchi Chronicles- Excerpts from A God's Diary
"The sky lit up with fireworks as it started raining, it was a sight to behold as Madara had accomplished the IT"
Madara: Yes I have accomplished true peace! Now I will become a god!
"In a mountainside valley slept a God. As the words reached his ears he opened his eyes letting the world see his Ramengan. And in the blink of an eye had dissapeared"
Madara: There's is no one left to stop my dream, I am the savior!
"As madara went to walk away he felt the presence of a true god, the air filled with storms and the ground started breaking apart"
Lord Teuchi: madara I see you have done the forsaken. I will have to stop you! and put naruto and sasuke in a position where it will look as if they defeated you.
Madara: (laughs" who do you thin----
"Being cut off from speaking madara had fallen and was defeated by lord Teuchi"
Lord Teuchi: I now have to awaken these fodder's and make it look like they won.
Chapter 2 True God•
"As Lord Teuchi had just finished defeating madara by walking past him, he thought of a way to make it seem like naruto and sasuke had won. But wait he had a better idea.
Lord Teuchi: I know! I'll make it seems as black zetsu backstabs madara! To return kaguya. But that means I'll have to give the sage power to allow naruto and sasuke to seal her!
"Teuchi said the following- Ramen Rinne. As he said it the the sage was revived before him, lord Teuchi gave him power and gave him an artificial memory"
Lord Teuchi: now go my fodder, and make it seem real!
"As lord Teuchi was returning to his sleep, he had an even better idea. He would set in motion a plan to show the world the meaning of true ramen!
Lord Teuchi: I will show this world my teachings!
"As lord Teuchi was ready to set out a man appeared before him! Who could oppose lord Teuchi? None other then Willy the god of rice!
Willy: I see you have become a god Teuchi, but it's time for me to stop you and overcome this world with rice!
Lord Teuchi: do you truly believe you can stop me? I will solo you in style!
"Lord Teuchi had used his rinnegan to teleport to willy as he appeared before him, he unleashed Ramensengan. And willy answered with RiceDori"
What will happen? Which god will prevail? Find out next chapter!
Coming next chapter 3: Lord Teuchi reveals????
Madara: Yes I have accomplished true peace! Now I will become a god!
"In a mountainside valley slept a God. As the words reached his ears he opened his eyes letting the world see his Ramengan. And in the blink of an eye had dissapeared"
Madara: There's is no one left to stop my dream, I am the savior!
"As madara went to walk away he felt the presence of a true god, the air filled with storms and the ground started breaking apart"
Lord Teuchi: madara I see you have done the forsaken. I will have to stop you! and put naruto and sasuke in a position where it will look as if they defeated you.
Madara: (laughs" who do you thin----
"Being cut off from speaking madara had fallen and was defeated by lord Teuchi"
Lord Teuchi: I now have to awaken these fodder's and make it look like they won.
Chapter 2 True God•
"As Lord Teuchi had just finished defeating madara by walking past him, he thought of a way to make it seem like naruto and sasuke had won. But wait he had a better idea.
Lord Teuchi: I know! I'll make it seems as black zetsu backstabs madara! To return kaguya. But that means I'll have to give the sage power to allow naruto and sasuke to seal her!
"Teuchi said the following- Ramen Rinne. As he said it the the sage was revived before him, lord Teuchi gave him power and gave him an artificial memory"
Lord Teuchi: now go my fodder, and make it seem real!
"As lord Teuchi was returning to his sleep, he had an even better idea. He would set in motion a plan to show the world the meaning of true ramen!
Lord Teuchi: I will show this world my teachings!
"As lord Teuchi was ready to set out a man appeared before him! Who could oppose lord Teuchi? None other then Willy the god of rice!
Willy: I see you have become a god Teuchi, but it's time for me to stop you and overcome this world with rice!
Lord Teuchi: do you truly believe you can stop me? I will solo you in style!
"Lord Teuchi had used his rinnegan to teleport to willy as he appeared before him, he unleashed Ramensengan. And willy answered with RiceDori"
What will happen? Which god will prevail? Find out next chapter!
Coming next chapter 3: Lord Teuchi reveals????
Teuchi is watching...
> I was only nine years old
>I loved Teuchi so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Teuchi every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Teuchi is love", I say, "Teuchi is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ******
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Teuchi
>I called him a ****
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Teuchi
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ramen hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Teuchi
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Teuchi
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Teuchi
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Teuchi looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ramen now"
> Teuchi leaves through my window
Teuchi is love, Teuchi is life
>I loved Teuchi so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Teuchi every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Teuchi is love", I say, "Teuchi is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ******
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Teuchi
>I called him a ****
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Teuchi
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ramen hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Teuchi
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Teuchi
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Teuchi
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Teuchi looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ramen now"
> Teuchi leaves through my window
Teuchi is love, Teuchi is life