[Romance] Teuchi is Love. Teuchi is Life.

[Migster257]

> I was only nine years old

>I loved Teuchi so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Teuchi every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Teuchi is love", I say, "Teuchi is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a ******

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Teuchi

>I called him a ****

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Teuchi

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

> He grabs me with his powerful ramen hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Teuchi

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Teuchi

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Teuchi

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Teuchi looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ramen now"

> Teuchi leaves through my window

Teuchi is love, Teuchi is life

 

[BlazeRelease]

You forgot the swamp part.
(Shrek thief)

 

[villain55]

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All hail RG!

 

[Risuna23]

Johan is love. Johan is life.

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[ItachiDaSoloKing]

Itachi Totsuka Blitz GG Teuchi Neg Diff

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

You know, even though I'm the co-owner this still creeps me out... I mean Shrek is love, Shrek is life!

 

[merule27]

Come on, that's just the shrek one with Teuchi where shrek was. Come on invent one that's original

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Itachi Totsuka Blitz GG Teuchi Neg Diff

Teuchi uses Ramen substitute and uses creation of all ramen to drown Itachi in ramen while taking a shit.

 

[6thHokage]

Bro,get a life.

 

[Mahesvara]

You know, even though I'm the co-owner this still creeps me out... I mean Shrek is love, Shrek is life!

Didn't Ray from Roosterteeth start the whole Shrek is love, shrek is life deal?

 

[BlazeRelease]

Teuchi uses Ramen substitute and uses creation of all ramen to drown Itachi in ramen while taking a shit.

Summoning jutsu: naruto
GG ramen

 

[Akame]

Great poem bro. 10/10

 

[SayWhat21]

yes he even owns madara

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[Xez919]

Brah lemme do my own....

When I was just a little boy I'd just discovered a manga called Naruto... It intrigued me so. I decided to pick it up and read a couple pages. It failed to peak my excitement till I reached a page, it felt so surreal looking at such a magnificent face. The ramen guy, he was so perfect! I kept searching everywhere for more pages of him! I couldn't find any.. I reached a state in which I started fantasizing images of him, it was perfect. My older brother came inside my room and said "itachi solos". I grew angry. I stabbed my foolish brother and urinated on his corpse it felt liberating! I prayed to Teuchi asking for guidance using my brothers carcass as a tribute to his greatness. Teuchi told me to feed his corpse to my parents. The next day I cut his body into pieces and put it in my fathers coffee. He drank it. He realized what I've done and started screaming he ran towards me with the intent to kill. I cried like a bit**. Suddenly ramen began to exit from my mothers nether regions, Teuchi-Sama had come to save me. Ramen entered everywhere through my house and suffocated them. I felt free the ramen entered everywhere! Through my nose, mouth and anus it was life changing. I am happy

 

[NSUNSR]

10/10 will read again.