Teno tells BETTER flying jokes. ~~-(-_-)-~~

[BusinessManTeno]

Waits for the mofo

 

[Better]

Mofo arrives

Whats good?

 

[BusinessManTeno]

Hmph
Tell me what you know about flying birds

 

[Better]

my state bird is a cardinal...

and all birds can fly, except the penguin U_U idk why tho, its black it should be able to jump

 

[BusinessManTeno]

I forgot
you live in virginia
my state bird is cardinal. Or i should say OUR state bird
tehehe

anyways
take this scroll

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and go over there to that forest

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[Better]

i take said scroll and walk over to the forest

what now?

 

[BusinessManTeno]

Now sit your ass down
U_U

put the scroll to the side.

Now bit your palm and do the hand seals that was showed to you

*does 5 random handseals*
and palm the ground

now DO IT

 

[Better]

Now sit your ass down
U_U

put the scroll to the side.

Now bit your palm and do the hand seals that was showed to you

*does 5 random handseals*
and palm the ground

now DO IT

:crazy: yes!

I bite my palm and do the "5 random handseals" teno sama showed me :|

were these the correct handseals? did i do it right?

 

[BusinessManTeno]

NOO!!!!
wtf

do it right
*shows you 5 random hand seals*
THOSE
then slam the ground once ur done

 

[Better]

NOO!!!!
wtf

do it right
*shows you 5 random hand seals*
THOSE
then slam the ground once ur done

Shit, I knew I messed up

Does 5 hand signs then I slam my hand to the ground

Summoning Jutsu!

 

[BusinessManTeno]

*smokes appear... but it dosent appear in the sky. it appears in the swamp*

WHAT DE FUQQ!!!!!

I then see a animal emerge from the swamp water

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:shocked:
THATS NOT THE SUMMON I ASKED YOU FOR!!!!
:crazy: :crazy:

 

[Better]

O.O


I want it!!!!!!!!! Its soo coool :T_T:

 

[BusinessManTeno]

Wait
thats not a summon. thats a pokemon

*Pulls out pokeball*

Hoho! i choose you!

NOW ATTACK LUGIA!!

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[Better]

Wait
thats not a summon. thats a pokemon

*Pulls out pokeball*

Hoho! i choose you!

NOW ATTACK LUGIA!!

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Lugia destroys HO ho..U_U

takes master ball and throws it at ho ho,

its mine now

Two summonings hahah

 

[BusinessManTeno]

:T_T:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noooooo
hmmm

that was akward

Anyways
Take the scroll and use more chakra

NOW!

 

[Better]

:T_T:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noooooo
hmmm

that was akward

Anyways
Take the scroll and use more chakra

NOW!

But I just..... Okay

I take a deep breath and focus my chakra, when I think I have more then enough, I bite my palm and perform 5 random handseals and slam the ground "Summoning Jutsu"

 

[BusinessManTeno]

*As you summon that. i then keep my attention on this dirty magazine*
=DD

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[Better]

*As you summon that. i then keep my attention on this dirty magazine*
=DD

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Tries to activate byakugan O_O

damn... no luck

HEY TENO...

 

[BusinessManTeno]

tehehehehe
*Woods gets hard*

*looks at the smoke in the cloud*

OMG!
Is it him?

 

[Better]

tehehehehe
*Woods gets hard*

*looks at the smoke in the cloud*

OMG!
Is it him?

idk its your summon..... you tell me