tell me some funny jokes plz...

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tell me some funny jokes plz...i'm bored i wanna laught..
 

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why did the cat run from the tree

cuz bark lol
 

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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and... cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."
 

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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and... cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."

good 1..
 

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Why did the scarecrow win an award??
Because it wrote one of the best tobidara theory
 

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U like it??
I take oroginal joke and change to tobidara .

Also i got magician joke that me found on fb
This is how you make a pear dissappear..

You take the pear and say le magical words... "fok u pear, you taste like sht"
 
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Itachi and Bobito walk into a bar.

Itachi says, "Man, I'm so evil I killed innocent children and elderly people."

Bobito says, "Ha, that's nothing! I unleashed a demon fox on an entire village, that ended up killing a Hokage and ruin his child's childhood.

Itachi says, "oh will guess what, I tortured my little brother so much he left the village and went insane!"

Bobito says, "Man you are so evil, I give up."

Itachi says, "no stop it, you are way more evil than me, come on man."

Bobito says "Ok agree to disagree." We are both really pieaces of shit.

Itachi says, "yeah I bet no one will remember us as good people."

Bobito says "I bet we are happy if they remember us at all"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 

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those who piss me off are scums..and those who deny tobidara and piss me off are worst then scums..
 

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those who piss me off are scums..and those who deny tobidara and piss me off are worst then scums..
It's funny that Obito wanted to save the smaller picture in front of the bigger one, the opposite of what Itachi wanted, he did everything out of petty emotions and Itachi did everything cus of a higher purpose. Yet they collaborated anyway.
 

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It's funny that Obito wanted to save the smaller picture in front of the bigger one, the opposite of what Itachi wanted, he did everything out of petty emotions and Itachi did everything cus of a higher purpose. Yet they collaborated anyway.
keep biliving it's obito...when tobidara gets revealed u'ill be one of those pipole who will feel so baka and will remember me laughting at their bakaness..
 

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keep biliving it's obito...when tobidara gets revealed u'ill be one of those pipole who will feel so baka and will remember me laughting at their bakaness..
Yeah I guess I would.
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Minamoto if the reveal happens I will do whatever you want.
@minamoto
 
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Sasuke: Hey Sakura, tell me a joke.

Sakura: I don't have time for jokes, Sasuke! I'm here to kill you.

Sasuke: Good one.
 
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