Tell a joke thread

[sunclan]

In this thread you tell a Joke

I'll start;

An Indian minister went to meet a Japanese minister, the Jap showed him his studio apartment, on seeing which the Indian asked: "Where did you get the money to build that", the Japanese said, "See that bridge, half the money for it's construction went in my pocket".

Some times later, the Jap visited India and Indian minister showed him his mansion, seeing it the Jap asked, "Where did you get the money to build this?", the Indian replied,"See that bridge", the Jap said "I don't see anything there", Indian: "Exactly".

Post automatically merged: Apr 6, 2019

Once upon a time Itachi and Orochimaru were chilling, Itachi asked Oro, "wanna here a Joke?"
Oro: "Sure"
Itachi: "My body"
Oro: "I don't get it"
Itachi: "Excatly"

 

[Chikombo]

Roses are red.
Madara solos your fav.
Violets are blue.
Goukakyuu No Ju.

 

[Passerby]

What do you call a hippo that has only one leg? A hoppo!

 

[Harorudo]

A typical and lame joke to some.

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the "barking" lot.

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Guess what?

Spoiler

Chicken butt, what did you expect?

 

[Animegoin]

-Is it presumptuous to believe that a super star pitcher tossing a ball very far away for his dog to retrieve is a reckless pet owner?
>Well I wouldn’t say that it’s far-fetched.