Teenagers are the strangest creatures. They wear like 10 layers of clothing,get 100 body piercings and spend time shopping waayyy too much.
It was a bright sunny Saturday morning in the Hurley household. Jason opened his eyes wide open and stared at the ceiling. Then he got out of his bed and walked down the stairs to join his awesome family for breakfast.
Jason: Mornin dad ..As he yawned..
Mike: Gooood morning son. I made my special pancakes for your special day!
Drake: Dad, your special pancakes are always pink.
Jason: Yeah what do you put in them? Anyways, im not eating them.
Jason got some Trix cereal and a can of redbull. He poured the Trix into a bowl and then poured redbull on it. Drake got his backpack and swung it behind his back.
Drake: i'm leaving for school dad! ..As he turned the door knob..
Mike: bye person that i dont know!
Jason: dad, stop joking like that.
Mike: why? you got a problem hun?
Jason rolled his eyes and took another few bites of his cereal. Then he
put on his backpack, opened the door and exited the house. Mike ate
one of his special pancakes while Jason left.
Chris: Look whose here! It's Jay!!
Jason: Haha, hey guys.
Dave: You coming to the skate park after school today?
Jason: If I have time, then yes.
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Teacher: And the babies come out of a woman's buttox!
The whole class stared at their teacher, not knowing what was going on.
People started mumbling and playing with their Macbooks.
Then suddenly the dismissal bell rang and all the students ran out of the class room in 1 second.
Chris and Dave got their skateboards out of their lockers, they then went to the skate park with Jason. Chris got onto his skateboard and started screaming some random gibberish.
Chris: SNAKESAARAAAAAACOWSARENICE
Jason: What the hell are you saying?!
Dave: I think he's spazzing or something like that.
Jason: Hey dudes, I think I have to go, Cya guys tomorrow
Dave&Chris: Bye.
Jason walked out of the school bus and entered his house. He dropped his backpack onto the couch and turned on the tv to his favourite show Naruto.
While he was watching tv, his dad was just finishing up some touches for
Jason's birthday cake.
Mike: And... Finished! HEY JAY, COME OVER HERE! I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING
Drake: Are you sure about this? He's gonna beat me up dad!
Mike: Nah, you're only 10 and hes like.. 19.
Jason heard his dad yelling from the kitchen, so he headed over there.
When he walked inside, Drake sprayed whipped cream on his face.
Jason: DRAKE! YOU LIL BRAT!
Mike: Happy Birthday hun!
Drake: Dad.. How come he has 1 candle? And it has Weenie the Pooh on it?
Mike: Well... JUST BLOW THE CANDLES ALREADY
Jason blew the 1 candle and sliced the cake in half. Jelly burst in the air.
Mike: SURPRISE!!! AHAHAHAHA
It was a bright sunny Saturday morning in the Hurley household. Jason opened his eyes wide open and stared at the ceiling. Then he got out of his bed and walked down the stairs to join his awesome family for breakfast.
Jason: Mornin dad ..As he yawned..
Mike: Gooood morning son. I made my special pancakes for your special day!
Drake: Dad, your special pancakes are always pink.
Jason: Yeah what do you put in them? Anyways, im not eating them.
Jason got some Trix cereal and a can of redbull. He poured the Trix into a bowl and then poured redbull on it. Drake got his backpack and swung it behind his back.
Drake: i'm leaving for school dad! ..As he turned the door knob..
Mike: bye person that i dont know!
Jason: dad, stop joking like that.
Mike: why? you got a problem hun?
Jason rolled his eyes and took another few bites of his cereal. Then he
put on his backpack, opened the door and exited the house. Mike ate
one of his special pancakes while Jason left.
Chris: Look whose here! It's Jay!!
Jason: Haha, hey guys.
Dave: You coming to the skate park after school today?
Jason: If I have time, then yes.
________________________________
Teacher: And the babies come out of a woman's buttox!
The whole class stared at their teacher, not knowing what was going on.
People started mumbling and playing with their Macbooks.
Then suddenly the dismissal bell rang and all the students ran out of the class room in 1 second.
Chris and Dave got their skateboards out of their lockers, they then went to the skate park with Jason. Chris got onto his skateboard and started screaming some random gibberish.
Chris: SNAKESAARAAAAAACOWSARENICE
Jason: What the hell are you saying?!
Dave: I think he's spazzing or something like that.
Jason: Hey dudes, I think I have to go, Cya guys tomorrow
Dave&Chris: Bye.
Jason walked out of the school bus and entered his house. He dropped his backpack onto the couch and turned on the tv to his favourite show Naruto.
While he was watching tv, his dad was just finishing up some touches for
Jason's birthday cake.
Mike: And... Finished! HEY JAY, COME OVER HERE! I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING
Drake: Are you sure about this? He's gonna beat me up dad!
Mike: Nah, you're only 10 and hes like.. 19.
Jason heard his dad yelling from the kitchen, so he headed over there.
When he walked inside, Drake sprayed whipped cream on his face.
Jason: DRAKE! YOU LIL BRAT!
Mike: Happy Birthday hun!
Drake: Dad.. How come he has 1 candle? And it has Weenie the Pooh on it?
Mike: Well... JUST BLOW THE CANDLES ALREADY
Jason blew the 1 candle and sliced the cake in half. Jelly burst in the air.
Mike: SURPRISE!!! AHAHAHAHA
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