Team 7 sucks!

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These are all of the members of team 7 or( ex-Team 7 as sasuke says) battles w/ added comments

Kakashi

Kakashi vs Zabuza: Kakshi won
Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai vs Itachi and Kisame: The duo would have won but they retreated
Kakashi vs Kakuzu and Hidan: undecided
Kakashi vs Kakazu: Rescued by yamato and naruto
Eight man squad vs tobi: Undecided(Tobi was just stalling)
Kakashi vs Deva Path: Deva Path
Kakashi vs Sasuke: undecided(interrupted and sasuke went blind)
The fifth division led by Commander Kakashi vs Edo Zabuza and edo Haku: Fifth division victory(kakashi responsible for them being able to seal zabuza)
Fifth division vs 7 swordsman(without zabuza): Presumbly the fifth division victory)
Kakashi,gai, naruto and bee vs Tobi: Undecided

Sasuke

Sasuke vs Naruto,Yamato, and Sai: Sasuke won
Sasuke vs Orochimaru: Sasuke won and toke over his body(Orochimaru was sick)
Sasuke vs Deidara: absolute victory for sasuke(then deidara blew himself up and heavenly injured sasuke)
Sasuke vs Itachi: Sasuke won(itachi was sick and wanted sasuke to win)
Sasuke vs Bee: Sasuke stood no chance at that moment( Different story currently in the manga)
Sasuke vs Raikage: match interrupted
Sasuke vs Danzo: Sasuke's victory(Danzo couldn't use KA, but he was able to use Izanagi)
Sasuke vs Kakashi: undecided(interrupted and sasuke went blind)
Sasuke + Itachi vs Kabuto: It was really Itachi vs Kabuto: Itachi won

naruto

Naruto and Kakashi vs Itachi: The duo won( but it wasn't the real Itachi)
Naruto vs Deidara: Deidara escaped( lost both of his hands)
Naruto vs orochimaru: no conclusion(naruto went berserk and lost control and orochimaru soul started to reject his body)
Naruto, Sai, and Yamato vs Sasuke: Sasuke won
Naruto vs kakuzu: Naruto won(kakuzu was already injured)
Eight man squad vs tobi: Undecided(Tobi was just stalling)
Naruto vs six paths of pein: Naruto won( Deva couldn't fight for most of the fight, Hinata saved naruto, and naruto went berserk and lost control)
Naruto vs Kyubbi(inside mind battle): Naruto won( had help from bee and kushina)
Naruto and Bee vs Itachi and Nagato: turned out to be Naruto, bee, and itachi vs nagato: the trio won( itachi saved naruto and bee, then the trio destroyed chibaku tensei thanks to itach's analyitical, and then itachi sealed nagato)
Naruto w/ assistance from gaara vs Muu: naruto's victory(If not for gaara making a sand platform, naruto would have been hit by dust release)
Naruto w/assistance from hachibi vs 3rd raikage: If not for the information hachibi gave naruto, naruto would not have been able to discover 3rd's weakness)
Naruto and Bee vs Six paths of jinuurchiki: the duo won(Naruto finished them off in his new BM)
Naruto, Bee,Kakashi, and Gai vs Tobi: undecided

sakura

Sakura and chiyo vs Sasori: the duo won(sasori let chiyo finish him off)

Sakura had really only won fight but her specialty isn't fighting she is one of the best medical ninjas in the whole series and the only people better than her in medical ninjustu are Tsunade and Shizune.

Tried to put them in chronological order and I added comments about their fights
No matter what comments I put a win is a win unless I put undecided
+rep for effort:ice:

Kakashi

Kakashi vs Zabuza: Kakashi needed Naruto & Sasuke to free him from the water prison
Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai vs Itachi and Kisame: you said it..
Kakashi vs Kakuzu and Hidan: Pliz! Kakashi was gasping for air
Kakashi vs Kakazu: you said it.,
Eight man squad vs tobi: This was just sad, 8v1...tsk tsk
Kakashi vs Deva Path: you said it..
Kakashi vs Sasuke: Sasuke was just coming out of a big battle with Danzo and was tired, but still Kakashi could barely keep up!
The fifth division led by Commander Kakashi vs Edo Zabuza and edo Haku: they used masses
Fifth division vs 7 swordsman(without zabuza): Iffy..
Kakashi,gai, naruto and bee vs Tobi: you said it..

Sasuke

Sasuke vs Naruto,Yamato, and Sai: Sasuke was evil-ish, and the good guys lost..
Sasuke vs Orochimaru: Beating a terminally ill patient can't be worth it..
Sasuke vs Deidara: Sasuke had upper hand yes, but Deidara nearly took him down with him if it wasn't for his Hebi team mates
Sasuke vs Itachi: Battle was a sham, Itachi commited suicide out of compassion..
Sasuke vs Bee: you said it..
Sasuke vs Raikage: Raikage was about to finish off Sasuke at the expense of his leg..
Sasuke vs Danzo: Almost clean, almost..
Sasuke vs Kakashi: Sasuke was immediately coming out of a big battle with Danzo..
Sasuke + Itachi vs Kabuto: you said it..not a team 7 member

naruto

Naruto and Kakashi vs Itachi: 2or4v1..
Naruto vs Deidara: you said it.
Naruto vs orochimaru: Naruto wasn't in control..
Naruto, Sai, and Yamato vs Sasuke: the then team 7 lost..
Naruto vs kakuzu: Not 1v1, groundwork had already by done by team Asuma and Kakashi..
Eight man squad vs tobi: 8v1 was pathetic..
Naruto vs six paths of pein: Naruto had lots of help, from the 4th Hokage and the Kyuubi fought for him..
Naruto vs Kyubbi(inside mind battle): you said it..
Naruto and Bee vs Itachi and Nagato: you said it..
Naruto w/ assistance from gaara vs Muu: many v1 as you said..
Naruto w/assistance from hachibi vs 3rd raikage: you said it..
Naruto and Bee vs Six paths of jinuurchiki: you said it..
Naruto, Bee,Kakashi, and Gai vs Tobi: you said it..not 1v1

sakura

Sakura and chiyo vs Sasori: you said it..

This proves my point exactly..they have never one a big battle without assistance tsk tsk tsk:rofl:
 

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Whatever, if Team7 was ever formed again with Sasuke as member it would be one of the most powerfuls teams in history. Live with that.

Maybe, but until then..history is against them
 

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Maybe, but until then..history is against them

What history? You were talking about current members of Team7 including Sasuke, right? Sorry, but team like that is already ridiculously powerful, and I dont even want to know what will be in the future.
 

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What history? You were talking about current members of Team7 including Sasuke, right? Sorry, but team like that is already ridiculously powerful, and I dont even want to know what will be in the future.

By history I mean the actual battles they have been in. None of whom have been won 1v1, fair and square, man to man(or woman to man etc).
 

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By history I mean the actual battles they have been in. None of whom have been won 1v1, fair and square, man to man(or woman to man etc).
What if i told you, the Chuunin exam preliminaries are an example of a 1v1 fight of Naruto, Sasuke and kakashi.[I dont give a damn about sakura]

Happy?

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By history I mean the actual battles they have been in. None of whom have been won 1v1, fair and square, man to man(or woman to man etc).

Who gives a shit? Madara lost to Hashirama, yet nobody said that hes a fodder. Current Team7 is overpowered, thats all that matters.
 

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What if i told you, the Chuunin exam preliminaries are an example of a 1v1 fight of Naruto, Sasuke and kakashi.[I dont give a damn about sakura]

Happy?
Those were kiddy games! I mean some real sh*t..(I too, don't give a damn about Sakura :ice:)
 

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Those were kiddy games! I mean some real sh*t..(I too, don't give a damn about Sakura :ice:)
They were not kiddy games. Do you think that guys like Madara and Hashirama were gods from the day of their birth? Team7 are only 16 years old.
 

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Naruto defeated Gaara
Sasuke fodderized Temari
Sasuke defeated Deidara
Sasuke soloed an entire army

Sasuke did have alot of help against Danzo (Karin was a big help) so I'll give you that
 

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They were not kiddy games. Do you think that guys like Madara and Hashirama were gods from the day of their birth? Team7 are only 16 years old.

Yes they were,Naruto was saved by a fart vs Kiba!:D
Hashirama and Madara weren't gods from birth, but 16 is quite grown in the Narutoverse..
 

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Naruto defeated Gaara
Sasuke fodderized Temari
Sasuke defeated Deidara
Sasuke soloed an entire army

Sasuke did have alot of help against Danzo (Karin was a big help) so I'll give you that

Naruto defeated Gaara(Not 1v1, Sasuke had done a lot of groundwork before)
Sasuke fodderized Temari(he had the upper hand, then rushed ahead towards Gaara, the real fight hadn't begun)
Sasuke defeated Deidara(He'd be toast if his team mates hadn't summoned Manda back)
Sasuke soloed an entire army(a bunch of Zetsus when you are supposedly near a god level?:rofl:)
 

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Yes they were,Naruto was saved by a fart vs Kiba!:D
Hashirama and Madara weren't gods from birth, but 16 is quite grown in the Narutoverse..

Only, 16 years old Hashirama and Madara would be owned by current Naruto or Sasuke. You can say from flashbacks that Madara was already an adult then he achieved MS, not to mention EMS...
 

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Only, 16 years old Hashirama and Madara would be owned by current Naruto or Sasuke. You can say from flashbacks that Madara was already an adult then he achieved MS, not to mention EMS...

But remember Madara was a pioneer, he was the first one to venture into the unexplored world of MS, and even got to be able to unlock rinnegan, unlike Sasuke who was spoon-fed the secrets of sharingan which Madara had himself discovered and passed down via the Uchiha monument. I'm not sure about Madara(if he had MS at 16), but Hashirama could supress the Kyuubi at 16 yrsno doubt meaning Naruto = fodder to him..
 

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If winning a "big fight" 1v1 is the only way to not suck, than Madara sucks too. :rolleyes:
 

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But remember Madara was a pioneer, he was the first one to venture into the unexplored world of MS, and even got to be able to unlock rinnegan, unlike Sasuke who was spoon-fed the secrets of sharingan which Madara had himself discovered and passed down via the Uchiha monument. I'm not sure about Madara(if he had MS at 16), but Hashirama could supress the Kyuubi at 16 yrsno doubt meaning Naruto = fodder to him..
1. You dont know the circumstances of Madara achieving MS or EMS, so...
2. 16 years old Hashirama would be able to supress the Kyuubi, rly? If we go with manga, it wasnt piece of cake even for adult Hashirama.
If winning a "big fight" 1v1 is the only way to not suck, than Madara sucks too. :rolleyes:
True.
 

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No, i don't think they suck.....the problem is their enemies are cowards who killed themselves when they get defeated.
 

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Madara kicked 5 kages ass why?
oh! thats right, hes an ET zombie with limitless chakra and can regenerate any part of himself and whose been altered above his"golden age"

which pretty much means your wrong.
 
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Personally, I think team 7 is probably the strongest team of all of them now o.o Naruto, as the main character, has exceeded so well in his strength and jutsu it's crazy, same goes with Sasuke. Even Sakura had come a long way since the beginning. You have to admit, for a a ninja who's parents are a nobody and who doesn't come from a "special" clan or anything, Sakura fairs pretty well with her strength and medical abilities. Also, what do you mean by 1v1 fights? If you count the Chunin exams, Naruto has won quite alot, including his fights against Kiba and Neji. Sasuke has also won fights. As for Sakura, well with her under-developed character, I guess you can't blame her :/
 

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Didn't you watch part 1 naruto won against neji. Sasuke won against that one sound ninja.
 
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