Talk no jutsu vs Swag no jutsu

[~Yubel~]

Everyone says sakura is a bitch because even though naruto has been with her all this time she still likes sasuke, sasuke has the swag no jutsu, he´s always had it since he was in the academy, naruto has talk no jutsu which i don´t think he has ever used on sakura.

Swag no jutsu has sakura love sasuke even if he would kill her.
Talk no jutsu has changed people like zabuza,neji,gaara,tsunade,chiyo,nagato and raikage.

Sasukes swag no jutsu has had naruto chasing him for 3 years.
Narutos talk no jutsu has the power to make sasuke his bitch and sit in konoha like a good boy though you have to weaken strong people in a fight before using it, an example would be when naruto weakened gaara, they were both on the ground weakened and couldn´t move so naruto came with his secret weapon, talk no jutsu which worked on a weakened gaara.

Sasuke has swag no jutsu on auto-pilot 24/7, you could say he spams it like his MS.
Naruto uses talk no jutsu before and after a fight, it´s his first and last resort.

Both techniques if they work can have an affect on you for decades to come, perhaps for the rest of your life.

So, here is the million dollar question, which one is better!?

 

[Scotch]

Srsly Sasuke can get f*cked

 

[Rodukaime Namikaze]

We just recently seen Madara have swag no jutsu as well xd

But I think talk no jutsu has it's unique powers. Very good powers

 

[marvinkid]

did you just call sakura a b****?? WHY YOU

any way i think talk no jutsu is better since it changed many poeple, and would probebly change sasuke to

 

[PandaMan.]

Lmao I thought this thread was about talk no justu, the gif god

 

[Nara..]

talk no justu. xd very funny

 

[~Yubel~]

did you just call sakura a b****?? WHY YOU

any way i think talk no jutsu is better since it changed many poeple, and would probebly change sasuke to

yeah she´s a bitch but it´s not her fault, swag no jutsu took effect and she was too weak.
Swag no jutsu has naruto and sakura chasing sasuke for 3 years, u realize the power of that technique?
Sasuke is the only one who talk no jutsu has not worked against but maybe cuz sasukes swag no jutsu blocks it or naruto has been affected by swag no jutsu while using talk no jutsu so it won´t work.

 

[8thHokage]

hahah, *******! not wat i expected!

 

[~Yubel~]

We just recently seen Madara have swag no jutsu as well xd

But I think talk no jutsu has it's unique powers. Very good powers

I think evil uchihas like sasuke and madara has swag no jutsu and talk no jutsu won´t work on them.

Naruto has showed to have a little swag no jutsu himself in pain arc.
Sasuke has showed to have a negative talk no jutsu that gets naruto and sakura depressed whenever they hear his name.

 

[~Yubel~]

hahah, *******! not wat i expected!

Well, life would be boring if it were predictable.

 

[Kisaragi]

i like Swag No Jutsu. Because Talk no jutsu can be a bitch....I'd get tired of hearing people run there mouth. sheesh

 

[Reborn]

See if naruto used his Talk no jutsu to smooth talk the ladies instead of trying to "change people" he'd be in good money with the females. Naruto's looks aren't horrible, if he could use his words...whisper the right things into the ears of the ladies that will make them wetter then the great lakes he'll have just as much swag as Sasuke lol...

Na but for the best one imo, I'd say Talk no Jutsu. Naruto will have me thinking about some philisophical shit for half my life. Sasuke's swag can't touch nobody from NY so that has no affect on me lol. Naruto says some craziest things that will make you think he's just stupid but after hearing it and thinking about it you'll be like "this make sense"