Ero sennin
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sake goggles
this tales is a warning to the dangers of sake even to the toad sage of mount myoboku. after a long day of resercing in town i can't remmber but the women were feisty and firery the way i like them. relaxing at this nice rustic bar knocking back the sake helping me to get a night cap since there wasn't a harlem in this village what was a shame i was wanting more reaserch. after about thirteen or fourteen maybe eighteen sakes i started my perment grin phase plus my vison was abit akward. then noticed a atractive thing had just sat beside me . doing my best to strike up a repore with the woman unusually she was interested and asked for some sake. after about a few more we started to laugh at almost any thing the wart on my nose the funny hair of the people passing the bar. sudenly some music began to start i got up and started to dance akwardly making her laugh and join in both of us dancing as bad as the other. people looking at us weirdly i though it was cause of the luck of a old wise traveler to have atracted this sort of woman. the dancing as i recall ended when i stagered through the table and got carried out by her and the bar owner. the rest of the night was a blur all i could hear were moans and laughter. the next morning was a bigger shock as i woke up with a pounding headache till i descovered the reason the people were stareing the woman was a whale. realiseing i got to get out of there fasti activated my tranparency jutsu grabbing my clothes back pack and scrool ran out of the building naked lucky no one could see me would get dressed in the forest. then on ward for more reaserch. a word of warning my fellow shinobi when u do drink ocasionally make sure there atractive women in the bar before hand so u know there ok before u get the dreaded sake goggles. till next time here the toad sage penning off for more reaserch. more tales form the gallent jiraiya coming soon.
this tales is a warning to the dangers of sake even to the toad sage of mount myoboku. after a long day of resercing in town i can't remmber but the women were feisty and firery the way i like them. relaxing at this nice rustic bar knocking back the sake helping me to get a night cap since there wasn't a harlem in this village what was a shame i was wanting more reaserch. after about thirteen or fourteen maybe eighteen sakes i started my perment grin phase plus my vison was abit akward. then noticed a atractive thing had just sat beside me . doing my best to strike up a repore with the woman unusually she was interested and asked for some sake. after about a few more we started to laugh at almost any thing the wart on my nose the funny hair of the people passing the bar. sudenly some music began to start i got up and started to dance akwardly making her laugh and join in both of us dancing as bad as the other. people looking at us weirdly i though it was cause of the luck of a old wise traveler to have atracted this sort of woman. the dancing as i recall ended when i stagered through the table and got carried out by her and the bar owner. the rest of the night was a blur all i could hear were moans and laughter. the next morning was a bigger shock as i woke up with a pounding headache till i descovered the reason the people were stareing the woman was a whale. realiseing i got to get out of there fasti activated my tranparency jutsu grabbing my clothes back pack and scrool ran out of the building naked lucky no one could see me would get dressed in the forest. then on ward for more reaserch. a word of warning my fellow shinobi when u do drink ocasionally make sure there atractive women in the bar before hand so u know there ok before u get the dreaded sake goggles. till next time here the toad sage penning off for more reaserch. more tales form the gallent jiraiya coming soon.