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when chuck norris pwns you he really is slapping you
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous rattlesnake on the set of one of his movies. After 3 days writhing in pain....
the snake died
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

~Approved~Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous rattlesnake on the set of one of his movies. After 3 days writhing in pain....
the snake died
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
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Eewwww chuck Norris is cow crap!!!!