Survive This.

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -takes off her cowboy boots and takes a seat next to him, copying him exactly-

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -Opens one eye and looks at her- you know you're going to die if you keep this up...

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -laughs- I don't even know what I'm doing hun. -looks at him from the corner of her eye- what are we doing?

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -irritated- None of your business, just shut up and get lost. And don't bother me.

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: rude much? Is all you do? Cause you're kinda borin then.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: Anything to get rid of you and your annoying presence

 

[Venus]

*Floats past in a flying pirate ship* >_>

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne:.....oh. -sighs- I just wanted to talk. Not likely when we get a cute guy who doesn't have a girlfriend.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -smiles to himself-

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -sighs- but I guess I'll leave you here to do your spirit contactin chiz

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -grabs and hurls her back and onto his lap- Buuuut... i could use with a little make out time -winks-

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -squirms alil- cute. But honestly I don't even know your name!

 

[Rougeninja91]

Koji: -snoring softly-

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: The name is Zeref. The blackest most darkest wizard to have ever lived -then leans in and kisses her slowly on the lips-

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -pulls away- okay now what happened to mister borin'?

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -puts a finger on your lip- shhh... -continues kissing her slowly-

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -cups his face in her hands and runs hands up his shirt-

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -slowly runs hands along her breasts, giving it a tiny squeeze, and at the same time kissing her lower lip-

 

[ikikouchiha9668]

Julianne: -shudders and moans in pleasure-

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Zeref: -smiles under and pulls away slightly, trying to tease her- shall i stop, or continue? -smirks-