superman is a noob

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he never develops in a way of constantly getting better, training and fighting his opponents.

alot of the time he fights crime and worries about earthly things which should be left for the humans to worry about.

superman is a p*ssy and always afraid to show people his real self.

superman fights are pathetic, all he does, is flies in tries to use his super strength by trying to punch the crap out who ever he sees as the bad guy, he had zero techniques besides mindless fist punching someone in the face, his fights are too simplistic and boring. besides throwing a few punches and using his heat vision on several occasions, even though it burns out his strength like crazy he doesn't have anything that shows his advancement in his skills.

HIS POWERS ARE USELESS!!! sure he can sneeze a solar system away or memorize a book in like a second but does he ever use those skills in a fight, does somehow being able to memorize a book within a second give him an advantage is he was fighting someone like goku or hulk? those are all just overhyped useless techniques. i never seen superman ever using his super sneeze in a fight to beat somebody lol.

in any superman fights u can read or see, the only thing superman would ever use is throw bunch of punches, which also have no real versatility since he doesnt know how to throw a lower kick or an upper kick or even perform a combo, and then if those doesnt work he just tries his laser eyes hoping he will defeat them by burning them in half.

HONESTLY I WOULD LOVE TO SEE SUPERMAN FIGHT SOMEONE LIKE SUPER JANEMBA WHO CAN LITERALY TRANSFORM THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE INTO HIS OWN IMAGE INCLUDING EVEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND MANIPULATE REALITY Also being able to posses matter manipulation powers and alter anything into his own likening.
Superman punches would literaly be useless against him since he would just be punching himself and if he tried to use heat vision janemba could just space warp it and redirect it into superman at point black range.
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there you go superman is a noob, you dont just fly into a fight assuming you will win just by repeatedly punching somebody and if that doesnt work assuming that heat vision would save you, when there plenty of other heroes that have much more skills and teqniques that can fight different arsenals of enemies that if mindlessly trying to beat someone up or fry them with heat vision wouldnt work.
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I do believe this is a character bash thread.
 

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superman can do anything he can plus more.superman kills him with with his thoughts
 

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The new GOT is here folks. I agree, superman get's slaughtered by Jabemba.
 

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LOOK AT THAT!!!
THATS ALL HE CAN DO!!!
There is nothing that he ever tries to evolve on.
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Whats up with all these Superman threads?

Superman is a douche who wears his red underwears over his blue pants (who the f*ck does that?). He looks like a man who was never able to be a scout boy as a kid so he feels like "you can never be too old for anything".

Still, Supes can beat Goku so your thread is irrelevant.
 

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Whats up with all these Superman threads?

Superman is a douche who wears his underwears over his pants (who the f*ck does that) but he can still beat Goku so your thread is irrelevant.

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superman moves planets, goku destroys planet, it doesnt matter, his strength doesnt come to goku arsenal of techniques
 
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What makes him so special is his cape....
 

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goku still wins, superman prime techniques are fodder to anything goku went thru before and mastered.

Superman still wins, Goku's techniques are fodder to anything Superman went through before and mastered...

See what i did there? Your logic=Irrelevant

I wont bother arguing with a fanatic.
 
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Superman still wins, Goku's techniques are fodder to anyhting Superman went through before and mastered...

See what i did there? Your logic=Irrelevant

I wont bother arguing with a fanatic.

pics or GTFO
 

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Superman doesn't need to advance because he's already at the peak. Don't get mad because some space monkey gets wiped out by a super fart.
 

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dude has got the minerals for making constant dbz wank threads.
 

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I knew this would drag out to a fight vs another anime character.

I have to say Superman's fights aren't that great, but......
He does know martial arts.... and these ''random punches'' are part of the technique he has learned.
He has also shown off his super intelligence on multiple occasions, actually quite often.

And judging by what you said about Super Janemba, he wrecks Superman.
Superman Prime wrecks Janemba though.
 
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