Sarada's birth probably went like....
Sasuke; *walks downstairs to get something out the fridge*
Karin; *screaming in pain*
Sasuke; *runs into Karin's room* oh.
Karin; SASUKE! HELP!
Sasuke; oh... oh, god *runs in Suigetsu's room*
Sasuke; Suigetsu! come quick! Karin's in labor!
Suigetsu; *slowly wakes up* but she wasn't due until next week, ugh
*they both walk into Karin's room*
Suigetsu; so let me take a look here... ooo... what does this do
Sasuke; Suigetsu! stop playing around!
Suigetsu; oh god, it looks just like you Sasuke... Karin, PUSH!
Karin; UGGHHHBHBGGSGSGHHH *passes out*
Suigetsu; congratulations! it's a baby girl! you're one step closer to restoring your clan, Sasuke!
*sasuke makes a poker face*
Sasuke; *looks at Suigetsu* so... what now?
Suigetsu; well i don't know what do do with it, i never had a kid before
Sasuke; me neither. i'll just take it to Sakura. she works at a hospital. tell Karin it died *takes Salad to Konoha*
Suigetsu; ...alright...