[Romance] Such wow.

[Saikyokami]

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs
don't let those guys between your legs
They'll tell you you're cute
They'll tell you you're fine
Nine months later, they'll say "NOT MINE"

(I didn't make this but it was such wow I had to post it O_O)

 

[Lyke]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Theres always an asian
better than you

 

[JustAnObserver]

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead ***** in a cave
She was missing a tit
And she smelled like shit
But look at the money he saved.

 

[Calpal]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Theres always an asian
better than you

lolol..
Damn Asians and their motor skills!

 

[Netferarri]

Best poem I have ever read, u_u

 

[reizon]

what are you, 9.??

 

[JustAnObserver]

old mcdonald sittin' on a fence
beating his chest with a monkey wrench
mrs. meany hit him in the balls
pissed all over his overalls

oh, i beat my meat on the toilet seat
doo-dah, doo-dah
when my hands get tired i use my feet
oh dee doo dah day

I was walkin' through the woods with my d*ck in my hand
Big fat monkey tried to piss on me
Picked up a rock, hit him in the ****,
Knocked that muthaf*cka bout a half of a block

courtesy of public schools...

 

[Saikyokami]

what are you, 9.??

14 .

 

[Netferarri]

14 .

Me and him are twin brothers. u_u

 

[Kishi Uzumaki]

Bacons and eggs are to fry ,
you are not a girl , a guy should lie ,
i maybe a guy wants to live his life ,
but you shouldn't compare me to a some other guy ,
you are cute is not a lie ,
I'm telling you , you're fine ,
don't let idiots get in to your mind ,
because you will always be mine .