Bright Master
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Okay, 1st, i wake up in my girl-friends bed (not my girlfreind) and she yells in face the second I wake up. That litteraly scared my morning boner down. which really was a good thing. [shut up, im only human] then, i get outta bed, and go to the living room. I heard something in her younger brothers room, it sounded like music. So i let my nosy ass get the best of me, and i quietly tried to open the door. that didint work, so i took a card from my bookbag, and swiped it thru the dookknob, pushing it open fast enough that I almost tripped thru it. I laughed so hard that I almost cryed. All I saw was the kid @ the cpu singing sexy naughty bitchy, and dancing like a woman. He was swinging his but around, singing "I put on my skirt, just to be a litte bit sexy, just like-" then he turned around and started yelling. This kid was obviously gonna turn gay, so I didin't tell anyone, diddint wanna spoil the familys surprise. Anyway, I put him in a headlock so it would look like he screamed cause i hit him or scared him or something. anyway, 10 mins later i found myself eating pancakes at the table with her nd her brother. The whole meal i stared at him, shaking my head. anyway, I went outside for a while, being all cool n stuff. then my friends cousin, across the street from her, slapped the crap outta him. I was like "oo DAMMMMMMMNMN!!!" while jumping around. I ran across, andasked, "damn bro, who was that, he told me his cousin. then this other guy came outta nowhere nd said, "if that was my cousin id ask for a divorce." That did it. I started rotfl. he kicked me in my spine, than ran to his house.
lol, this was two days ago. should I continue?
lol, this was two days ago. should I continue?
