Stupid Jutsu Names

[Potatoe929]

I was wondering if anyone could find any other super long or stupid jutsu names. One jutsu I found was Tail Chasing Fang Fang Rotating Fang. Two long ones that I found were Scorch Release: Halo Gale Jet Black Arrow Style Zero and Lightning Fight Endure Encounter Mandatory Ejection Encouraging Sword. So yeah give me your opinion on these names or give me some other names like these. I would appreciate it!

 

[Joon]

Stupid Minato. >.>

 

[Calpal]

I like the last one
Lol
it made me laugh..

 

[Potatoe929]

I like the last one
Lol
it made me laugh..

The last one is called Lightning Straight for short but the literal english translation for the japanese is that thing.

 

[Sageflash]

Kitsuchi's Earth Release: Mountain Sandwich - I just dislike that name for whatever reason.

Chouji's Calorie Control - I get there's not a lot to name it, but Calorie Control?

Ino's Chakra Hair Trap Technique - Same as above... I get there's not a lot to name it, but this just sucks.

Akatsuki's Magic Lantern Body Technique - The one they use to appear as weird holograms and extract the Bijuu. Magic lantern just reminds me of something from an episode of Arthur or something.

 

[Potatoe929]

Kitsuchi's Earth Release: Mountain Sandwich - I just dislike that name for whatever reason.

Chouji's Calorie Control - I get there's not a lot to name it, but Calorie Control?

Ino's Chakra Hair Trap Technique - Same as above... I get there's not a lot to name it, but this just sucks.

Akatsuki's Magic Lantern Body Technique - The one they use to appear as weird holograms and extract the Bijuu. Magic lantern just reminds me of something from an episode of Arthur or something.

Lol this is good

 

[itachi uchiha fiance]

stop this.....................