Studies Reveals Secret to Living Longer

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A new study has shown a positive correlation to amount of birthdays to years of living. Scienctific research have shown that the more birthdays an organism has, the longer they will continue retaining life and carrying out life processes. Basically to live longer all you gotta do is have more birthdays. There has been people with 90, 95 and even 100 birthdays. Scientists are still conducting research to find more about this relationship of birthdays and longer lives.

its a whole bunch of complicated stuff. more info on the studies on this site
 

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wow way to state the obvious.
 

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well done dood
 

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This is amazing Are you nobel prize winner or something I never would have figured this out.
 

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I see what you did there. That's funny.
 

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I would have been caught if I hadn't been told already :| still funny xd
 
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A new study has shown a positive correlation to amount of birthdays to years of living. Scienctific research have shown that the more birthdays an organism has, the longer they will continue retaining life and carrying out life processes. Basically to live longer all you gotta do is have more birthdays. There has been people with 90, 95 and even 100 birthdays. Scientists are still conducting research to find more about this relationship of birthdays and longer lives.

its a whole bunch of complicated stuff. more info on the studies on this site

Now say it backwards
 

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Laughs on you I love this song xd

This song be bumpin :D


P.S. When I was reading that I was wondering like who the hell is paying these scientist lol
 
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A new study has shown a positive correlation to amount of birthdays to years of living. Scienctific research have shown that the more birthdays an organism has, the longer they will continue retaining life and carrying out life processes. Basically to live longer all you gotta do is have more birthdays. There has been people with 90, 95 and even 100 birthdays. Scientists are still conducting research to find more about this relationship of birthdays and longer lives.

its a whole bunch of complicated stuff. more info on the studies on this site

lol this makes no sence no shit your going to live longer with more birthdays you are only as old as how many birthdays you have
 

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i was actually curious about the real thing.......... U_U then i tried to see if the computer has made an error or not by clicking the link again o_o

...... >_>'''''''''
 

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lol this makes no sence no shit your going to live longer with more birthdays you are only as old as how many birthdays you have

And you have been successfully trolled.

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A new study has shown a positive correlation to amount of birthdays to years of living. Scienctific research have shown that the more birthdays an organism has, the longer they will continue retaining life and carrying out life processes. Basically to live longer all you gotta do is have more birthdays. There has been people with 90, 95 and even 100 birthdays. Scientists are still conducting research to find more about this relationship of birthdays and longer lives.

its a whole bunch of complicated stuff. more info on the studies on this site

guys this is a true story
 
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