[Discussion] Strategy to get girls

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What is a good strategy to get girls (women)? I think I should be mean to them and then after a while, be nice. But tell me your strategies.
 

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What is a good strategy to get girls (women)? I think I should be mean to them and then after a while, be nice. But tell me your strategies.

Be yourself, be honest and treat them well. If you're not yourself to start with it will never work out in the long run. If you lie, the truth will always come out in the end. If you don't treat them well, they will find someone that does. Being mean is a school boy trick for 12 year olds that doesn't work once you start to grow up.
 

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Be yourself, be honest and treat them well. If you're not yourself to start with it will never work out in the long run. If you lie, the truth will always come out in the end. If you don't treat them well, they will find someone that does. Being mean is a school boy trick for 12 year olds that doesn't work once you start to grow up.

Listen to this
 

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1. Come to a woman
2. Knock her out
3. Take her to your cave
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
 

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Lol being mean to someone you like is a thing that kids in kindergarten usually do..You need none of that,just be confident,don't lie and be yourself and I believe the rest will come alone..Even if you get rejected,just say to yourself "No worries,it's her loss" and keep moving forward. Eventually you'll get more experience and picking up girls will be a piece of cake for you.
 

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Lmfao of all places you ask this on NB. Most people here have yet to hold a girl by the hand except for that dakimakura pillow.

On topic, though, Pervy Sage's saying good stuff. However, if you follow by his steps, you're most likely going to get friendzoned.

Better listen to this:

1) Send her memes
2) Act like a nutter
3) Wait for her to uncurtain her pussy lips
4) ?????
5) PROFIT
 

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Pay for the 1st meals
 

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Depends on the girl. Some like sweet nice guys that do everything to satisfy and other find excitement in a rough bad boy that is tough now and then. Trust me bruh some women these days crazy. Got dumped once because I was too nice. Can you imagine that? Lmao.
 

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Step 1.

Go to a bar full of them.

Step 2.

Get Absolutely wasted.

Step 3.

Wait for them to come and join you. They always do...

Step 4.

Let your animal instinct take over. The next thing you'll remember is waking up completely naked in her parents house. XD
 

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Step 1.

Go to a bar full of them.

Step 2.

Get Absolutely wasted.

Step 3.

Wait for them to come and join you. They always do...

Step 4.

Let your animal instinct take over. The next thing you'll remember is waking up completely naked in her parents house. XD

I can name like 10 movies you've got that from fam life ain't no movie these hoes ain't loyal.
 

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look ur asking the wrong crowd but ill give you my advice cuz im not part of them, There a tradition u go by...

1) Buy a turtle and raise is in a sand box
2) Feed it only carrots till its big and strong
3) Ask the turtle questions make it smarter
4) Make sure its raised in a clean lake
5) Make a good movie about how u raised a turtle from birth
6) Make a commercial about saving lives of turtles
7) Soon your turtle will achieve the six paths
8) Then go start a garden you will be fine m8 just do that and u will be well on ur way to being a good turtle raiser
 

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Step 1.

Go to a bar full of them.

Step 2.

Get Absolutely wasted.

Step 3.

Wait for them to come and join you. They always do...

Step 4.

Let your animal instinct take over. The next thing you'll remember is waking up completely naked in her parents house. XD

I can name like 10 movies you've got that from fam life ain't no movie these hoes ain't loyal.

^ atleast make your own material.
 

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Maybe try being a good and understanding person or something. Also maybe don't chase hos.
 

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WTF ur strategy is kindergarten strategy :3
 
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