[spoiler]Best Naruto Jokes

[suki1303]

Hey guyz.......whats the best naruto joke u can come up with??? please post in this thread!! thanx and no cheating!!!!!!!

 

[King Of Crows]

No cheating :| how can you cheat ?!?!?!?

 

[suki1303]

i got one.... sasuke's browsing net in naruto world....
he gets frnd request n accepts them....
he browses through the names and recognises them......
sees an account named purple polish guy...
thinks who has such a gayish account...
he gets a message from him saying ' hey brother, hows ur MS pratise going?'

 

[reizon]

i just cant get past that transvestile in your avatar.!!

 

[-Raviel-]

Best I could find

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[FitzChivalry Farseer]

Well a dyslexic Naruto walks into a bra
and starts spelling out ATTIC
or so everyone thought he was

 

[suki1303]

kisame is being tortured:
kisame is tied to chair and is being forced to watch a cooking channel....
itachi and deidara tied him up and are enjoying the show...
kisame is shouting' stop this madness!! this is unhuman'
the show was how to cook a tuna fish!

 

[CHE nen]

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it's not really a joke but

damn

DAT MINATO <3

 

[suki1303]

kakuzu,hidan and itachi are making fun of kisame
kakuzu: eww...what's that smell coming??
hidan: u look fishy!! and smell so too
itachi: it doesn't matter if u r fishy or u smell...i accept u
kisame: enough with the jokes already

Itachi's timepass:
kisame is waiting outside the washroom and is growing impatient...
itachi walks out of the washroom and shows kisame his new nail polish shade....
kisame : WTF!!! u wasted our biju hunting time with that nonsense??

Akatsuki teaching in school:
Deidara: art is passion.... show your passion and make a beautiful art. your homework for tomorrow is...
students: ZZZ...
Kakuzu: listen students....money is very important... u could take any means necesssry to....
student: ( they are not in the class...they fled )
Hidan: Damn those children!!! they didn't come to school bcuz i asked them to memorised the rituals
Tobi: look senpai... tobi made tobi!!

Itachi is again making fun of kisame...
Kakuzu and hidan joins him....
All of them (including kisame) are wearing hats..
kisame acts indifferent to them....
at last they find out that he was wearing headphones...

 

[Chatte]

Please stop multiposting as it's against the rules.

 

[iRefleX]

Your mum so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

 

[P3ĮÑ]

Danzo one shots SO6P ( as stated by Yamato the beast)

 

[suki1303]

i think u guyzz might like this one

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[suki1303]

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