Someone tell me a story to help me sleep...

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Ah, you can read my story, its all original...but I doubt it will put you to sleep...its too exciting and interesting. xd

Here's a story though:

Once upon a time there was a sheep.
This sheep had many brothers and sisters.
They liked to jump over a fence.
They did this everyday.

Can you count how many sheep there are?

I couldn't help myself. :shy:
 
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This.. Is just.. Wow.
 

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Ok, here you go:

This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside. I'd like to take a moment so sit right there, I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born & raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, just shootin' some b-ball outsida my school. When a couple a guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood...
 
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Ok, here you go:

This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside. I'd like to take a moment so sit right there, I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born & raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, just shootin' some b-ball outsida my school. When a couple a guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood...
Best one so far ^_^
 

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Best one so far ^_^
Ok, then I'll finish the story:

...I got in one little fight & moms got scared, she said, "You're movin' to your auntie & uncle's in Bel Air".

I whistled for a cab, & when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" & it had dice on the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it", "Yo, homes to Bel Air".

I pulled up to a house about 7:00 or 8:00, & I yelled to cabbie, "Yo, homes, smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

Good night, childrens. -Wang
 
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