Some Naruto Jokes

[ReverseZero12]

I DID NOT COME UP WITH THESE.

Wanted to add some laughter to those who are frustrated by the noobs/trolls at this site.

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How many Nejis would it take to screw in a light blub?
-Two. One to screw it in and one to tell him how much better HE could have done it.

How many Shikamarus would it take to screw in a light blub?
-None. You're better off just screwing it in yourself.

How many Sakuras would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Four. One to actually screw it in, one to wish Sasuke was there to see it, one to punch Naruto for not doing it and one to cry about how she failed at doing it.

How many Shinos would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just one, but he'll sulk about how no one noticed that he did it.

How many Lees would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two and Gai-sensei. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to do push-ups because it wasn't fast enough and Gai-sensei because he's obligated to be there.

How many Sasukes would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Four. One to screw it in, one to blame someone else for having to do it, one to kill that person and one to angst over it.

How many Hinatas would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Three. One to do it, one to hope others aren't watching and one to wonder how Naruto would have done it.

How many Tentens would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Who?

 

[The Sach]

Great...LOL..=D

 

[SubZeroMS]

It's funny because Neji actually means screw or twist in Japanese.

 

[soyeongun]

Its hilarious.

 

[Corgi]

It's funny because Neji actually means screw or twist in Japanese.

I thought Neji meant bird? That's why the one cover was drawn as Neji being a bird or something, and said like "the bird is free from it's cage"

 

[SubZeroMS]

I thought Neji meant bird? That's why the one cover was drawn as Neji being a bird or something, and said like "the bird is free from it's cage"

Nah if you watch Bleach Kaien Shiba's zanpakutou is Nejibana meaning (Twisted Flower). Tori means bird. The bird is free from it's cage must have been a reference to the Caged Bird Seal and how Neji lost his whole believing in fate tirade.

 

[Yanks]

How many Narutos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two. One to do it and one that wants to bring Sasuke back so he can do it.

 

[The Sach]

How many Narutos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two. One to do it and one that wants to bring Sasuke back so he can do it.

Actually three, one more to say 'I will become hokage', while other one does it.

 

[Joelroll23]

hahahaha love it!

 

[SubZeroMS]

How many Kakashi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Three. One to do it, another to read Icha Icha and another to arrive at an event late and use it as an excuse no one will believe.

 

[Corgi]

Nah if you watch Bleach Kaien Shiba's zanpakutou is Nejibana meaning (Twisted Flower). Tori means bird. The bird is free from it's cage must have been a reference to the Caged Bird Seal and how Neji lost his whole believing in fate tirade.

Ah, thank you for clearing that up for me, then.

 

[Yanks]

How many Orochimarus does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Four. One to do it, one to go after Sasuke's body, one to destroy the leaf village and one to summon Edos so they can do all the work.

 

[BestFriendsForever]

OMG, today's threads couldn't be better! XDXDXD

 

[Ridoku X]

The last one xD

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Sakura one made my day. XD

 

[Naijakid]

Lol I love that Sasuke part