Some honest fun with Johnny Depp

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Q. Do you like to smash Amber heard? True or False?

A. True.I like to Beat her to a pulp.:Sparks:
 

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Savage.

But, sadly that's what the media says.
Honestly,I dont think that johnny Depp is that kind of person.Main Stream Media is the master of manipulation of things.
 

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Lol its been ages since I last saw Depp. Anyone know his current state as an actor? (Good/bad/etc)
 

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First Australia now his wife lol
 

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i had an awesome experience meeting Johnny deep a year or two ago..

i went to a house party that Johnny Deep threw at his mansion. he was working on this movie my uncle was in charge of the lighting for and invited all of the cast and crew after the screening in LA. i had just stopped in LA the night before and wanted to see my uncle while i had the chance

my uncle invited me since i like Johnny as an actor and apparently we had a lot in common which i didnt believe. i get there and its packed of course and i see Johnny nowhere. so im mingling, admiring all of his interesting stuff and i hear Jack Sparrow lol i turn around and Johnny is there telling some awesome party story with a drink in his hand. so i mosey over there and Johnny is like, "hey im glad you could make it", like he knew me. apparently my face was priceless because everyone in the circle laughed at me. so i backed out before i made a fool of myself in front of him

so im just overly excited that im partying with someone ive watched in movies forever. so i go out to the patio to get some air and smoke to calm down. almost right after i finish rolling a j, Johnny pops up right behind me and scared the shit out of me to where i dropped the j on the patio and it fell into the wood paneling. im like, "your the last person I expect to commit a party foul Johnny" and he says, "when your as famous as me you dont know the meaning". im like.. -____- and he tells me to follow him to the kitchen. he pulls out this huge ziplock filled with weed and is like, "see I never foul".

anyways i'll never forget. cool dude, funny as hell with great stories and an awesome vinyl record collection. he also has an unreal tolerance for everything, dude can hang
 

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i had an awesome experience meeting Johnny deep a year or two ago..

i went to a house party that Johnny Deep threw at his mansion. he was working on this movie my uncle was in charge of the lighting for and invited all of the cast and crew after the screening in LA. i had just stopped in LA the night before and wanted to see my uncle while i had the chance

my uncle invited me since i like Johnny as an actor and apparently we had a lot in common which i didnt believe. i get there and its packed of course and i see Johnny nowhere. so im mingling, admiring all of his interesting stuff and i hear Jack Sparrow lol i turn around and Johnny is there telling some awesome party story with a drink in his hand. so i mosey over there and Johnny is like, "hey im glad you could make it", like he knew me. apparently my face was priceless because everyone in the circle laughed at me. so i backed out before i made a fool of myself in front of him

so im just overly excited that im partying with someone ive watched in movies forever. so i go out to the patio to get some air and smoke to calm down. almost right after i finish rolling a j, Johnny pops up right behind me and scared the shit out of me to where i dropped the j on the patio and it fell into the wood paneling. im like, "your the last person I expect to commit a party foul Johnny" and he says, "when your as famous as me you dont know the meaning". im like.. -____- and he tells me to follow him to the kitchen. he pulls out this huge ziplock filled with weed and is like, "see I never foul".

anyways i'll never forget. cool dude, funny as hell with great stories and an awesome vinyl record collection. he also has an unreal tolerance for everything, dude can hang

I can tell you lying 'cause you didn't try to **** 'em.
 

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I can tell you lying 'cause you didn't try to **** 'em.

lol, im brave but not that brave. there was way too much for me to process at the time, i couldnt even believe i was there talking with him. not to mention i was really ****ed up, couldnt have finessed that

i wanted to ask him for his phone number so we could chill again but i was too scared of getting turned down by him. im usually cool but my fandom took over
 

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i had an awesome experience meeting Johnny deep a year or two ago..

i went to a house party that Johnny Deep threw at his mansion. he was working on this movie my uncle was in charge of the lighting for and invited all of the cast and crew after the screening in LA. i had just stopped in LA the night before and wanted to see my uncle while i had the chance

my uncle invited me since i like Johnny as an actor and apparently we had a lot in common which i didnt believe. i get there and its packed of course and i see Johnny nowhere. so im mingling, admiring all of his interesting stuff and i hear Jack Sparrow lol i turn around and Johnny is there telling some awesome party story with a drink in his hand. so i mosey over there and Johnny is like, "hey im glad you could make it", like he knew me. apparently my face was priceless because everyone in the circle laughed at me. so i backed out before i made a fool of myself in front of him

so im just overly excited that im partying with someone ive watched in movies forever. so i go out to the patio to get some air and smoke to calm down. almost right after i finish rolling a j, Johnny pops up right behind me and scared the shit out of me to where i dropped the j on the patio and it fell into the wood paneling. im like, "your the last person I expect to commit a party foul Johnny" and he says, "when your as famous as me you dont know the meaning". im like.. -____- and he tells me to follow him to the kitchen. he pulls out this huge ziplock filled with weed and is like, "see I never foul".

anyways i'll never forget. cool dude, funny as hell with great stories and an awesome vinyl record collection. he also has an unreal tolerance for everything, dude can hang

If you're not lying, you're one lucky guy.

I would've asked for an autograph.
 

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If you're not lying, you're one lucky guy.

I would've asked for an autograph.

ive learned from forums not to post lies unless youre obviously trolling, and to not comment on things you dont know much about. you'll usually end up being proven wrong or stupid when you do one of the two

and i wanted to try and be friends with him, that wouldve been lame for me to do lol
 

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The bruise that she had moved across her face and even changed "type".

I pointed this out on FB and some hypocrite paying lip service to the idea of progression and equality jumped down my throat, with a quick smattering of sexism and judgmentalism.
 
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