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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris got bit by a Inland taipan and after three days of agonizing pain, the taipon died.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Indeed.
Chuck Norris got bit by a Inland taipan and after three days of agonizing pain, the taipon died.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Indeed.
