So I'm in the bus and I see a hot girl

[le sarkozy faec]

what should i tell her? like "hey hows it going, where are you going"? stuff like that, what to say in a train/bus situation

 

[Gokuy]

mind your own business mutha****a.

 

[loj]

Would u like to go on the next stop with me.

 

[Ventalus]

Say anything. Then let the flow in the conversation continue.

 

[Flakez]

"I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!"

It always works.

 

[Haosrithy]

just start jerking off right next to her.

 

[Kαmi]

Leaver her alone, she might think you're creepy

 

[Aomine Daiki]

If she has a hello kitty bag with her SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BROO!!!!

If her olders sister is 17 SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BROO!!!!!

If she can ride the bus/train for free SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BROO!!

 

[Sica]

Make a dumb excuse to get close to her and ask her where she's headed.. then tell her where you're headed .. and some how continue the conversation until she gives you her number. u-u

 

[Trúth]

You should leave her alone.

 

[Skater007]

Tell 'er to get the hell outta the god damn bus. And when she's outside, open the window and let everybody know, that you don't want to date her and she should stop following you around, by shouting it all out loud.

 

[Javaweb]

Well you could try but don't act too thirsty

 

[Angelofchaos179]

Well you never know she could be *coughs* cuffed or bagged you never know might her boyfriend be right behind ready to take your booty....i have seen many things

 

[Logical Chaos]

Fvck her right in the pu$$y !!

 

[dark legion]

you say to her : hey chicita , ... let's have a hard f*uck , shall we ?!!

idk why , but this always works on hot girls !!!

 

[msbishop92]

The way society is nowadays your odds of picking up a hot chick on a bus are pretty slim. You can't outright go for the number, so this means you're working to get a number within a constraint of you or her getting off first. We also can't forget that getting a girls number isn't a promise of anything. If you can manage to initiate a convo without creeping her, that's a start. Good luck. Be confident. Don't be a tool/try to act like you're anyone you're not to impress. Just be lighthearted and funny/yourself.

 

[Andy Bogard]

Tell 'er to get the hell outta the god damn bus. And when she's outside, open the window and let everybody know, that you don't want to date her and she should stop following you around, by shouting it all out loud.

Lol that was hilarious.

OT: just introduce yourself. Then, let her know that she is very pretty. If she blushes and is flattered, tell her you wanted to know if you could kiss her, while semi leaning into it. If she lets you kiss her, compliment her & ask for her number.

 

[Demonic.]

mind your own business mutha****a.

Hey leave her alone man. B*tches carry pepper spray nowadays.

 

[TRE MERCER]

What dat mouth do doe.

 

[SIGFOR]

All these scrubs telling you to leave her alone give me a case of the giggles. You open up conversation like others have said to see if you have her interest in a conversation. If she shows that she is uncomfortable you should take it as a hint to not pry. You never know unless you try.