Show me your genitals (M15+)

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My co-worker was listening to this in her car, I thought it was funny so I wanted to share.

WARNING: Explicit Lyrics and offensive topic

This is for entertainment purposes only.
For those who get offended easily: WALK AWAY!


 

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Favorite lyrics of Show me your genitals:

"Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right! I just have *** with them"
"Women are only good for three things. Cooking, Cleaning and Vaginas!"

Favorite lyrics of E=MC Vagina.

"I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff, I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous c*ck"

"I don't like it when you talk, that just means you're not sucking my c*ck"

"What time is it? It's vagina!"

Overall judgment: JON LAJOLIE IS MY GOD.
 
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Favorite lyrics of Show me your genitals:

"Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right! I just have *** with them"
"Women are only good for three things. Cooking, Cleaning and Vaginas!"

Favorite lyrics of E=MC Vagina.

"I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff, I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous c*ck"

"I don't like it when you talk, that just means you're not sucking my c*ck"

"What time is it? It's vagina!"

Overall judgment: JON LAJOLIE IS MY GOD.
Hahahhaha
 

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Favorite lyrics of Show me your genitals:

"Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right! I just have *** with them"
"Women are only good for three things. Cooking, Cleaning and Vaginas!"

Favorite lyrics of E=MC Vagina.

"I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff, I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous c*ck"

"I don't like it when you talk, that just means you're not sucking my c*ck"

"What time is it? It's vagina!"

Overall judgment: JON LAJOLIE IS MY GOD.
Hahaha xd Imagine me sitting in that car, my first thought was: WTF is this sh*t?!...Lol xd"
 

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He also has the best knock-knock jokes and his own version of why the chicken cross the road joke.

"Knock-knock. Who's there? It's me, wondering why you're not naked. Knock-knock, who's there? Me again, still wondering why you're not naked?"

"Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina!"

@Xenomorphia I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing too hard when I heard this song haha xd
 

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He also has the best knock-knock jokes and his own version of why the chicken cross the road joke.

"Knock-knock. Who's there? It's me, wondering why you're not naked. Knock-knock, who's there? Me again, still wondering why you're not naked?"

"Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina!"

@Xenomorphia I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing too hard when I heard this song haha xd
Hehe xd I believe you

We went to my co-workers place later, had a few beers and listened to it on repeat. I couldn't stop laughing xd
 
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