Short funny story!

[Kaneki Kun]

I was in the Army, and the rule is if you lay in bed with your boots off then you can't be touched, if you pass out and your boots are on then your fair game. I woke up with (Jolly green giant sized) dicks on my face, going into my mouth, "I love lil boys" on my forehead, etc. Then, I had to stand in a Brigade formation (Approx. 1000 people w/ Colonel Brigade Commander) at attention with dicks on my face and I love lil boys scibbled all over my face..it was a huge industrial sized sharpie too.
(It's just a story I was never in the Army)

 

[Wang]

That's nice dear

 

[villain55]

Well good for you. Way to step up for what you believe in

 

[Cloudbuster]

You where never in the army, but the rest is true...right