The Weird Sheep Game
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Hello Children, hope you are uncomfortable in life yet running for some peaceful time. Keep chasing until you have it. Your presence makes the world a little better (or a little worse).
So here comes a bunch of questions, well answering them won't give you gold but maybe I can make you smile even for once. (if you get annoyed instead, I apologise. )
In the longer run, we always think, we ain't good enough, we wish to be someone else, so, if you were given a chance,
1. Who would you like to be?
A. Iron Man
C. Your Favorite Teacher
There must have been times, you thought of the world coming to an end, I did so many times.
2. If the world was ending within 3 hours, where would I find you?
A. Bar, passed out.
B. With the loved ones.
C. Under the sink, panicking.
Well, since you are reading all the crap I have written (if you are just skipping to the questions, you are horrible) here's a loot, aye! If X people got all the three answers same as you you'll get 3X points, if 2, 2X and if 1 then a point each. Thanks to @Alubama for the idea.
3. Choose any three:
E. Ice cream
It took me quite some time to figure out how I'll calculate, interesting fact, I'm in 12th standard with maths. Amen. Wait, this is the Weird Edition, okay and the weirdness starts from here.
4. Would you rather prefer
A. Fart with no smell but twice as louder
B. Fart without any sound but smell like corpse.
5. Which one is your favourite?
A. Ketchup in your Soda
B. Mayonnaise in your Soda
6. Would you slap your kid if they slap their kid for slapping you?
A. I'll spank the kid's kid and throw him in the ring, let's see who's the champ. @Ansatsuken will be the judge.
B. I'll make my kid send her kid to hostel, to learn discipline. (lol, dont mess with me)
C. I love both of them. (I'm the grandma who makes cookies or the grandpa who does nothing)
7. Where would you hide your
A. Lunch box full of worms; under your parents' bed.
B. Licked oreos; behind the couch
C. Test papers; burn them.
8. Will you rather
A. Kiss your crush and burp
B. Appear on TV and laugh at the host's wig and apparently get thrown out.
9. On a scale of 10, how much will you give yourself for being clumsy?
C. Numbers don't define me, I'm the clumsy lord.
10. Would you prefer
A. "Know Poison Chan"
B. "No Poison Chan"
11. What is the one thing you would always want to have?
A. A couch so that your lazy bum always has a reliable friend
B. Stolen money
C. Honey (bee's or baes whatever you want)
A bonus ~
12. Would Poison Chan's crush text her tonight?
A. Definitely yes, he likes sweet Poison. Smooth.
B. No. He likes Knife Chan. He's into wild things (poison is also wild though (≧ω≦))
C. I have a crush on Poison Chan.
Damn, it wasn't weird enough, these were normal questions, don't worry I'll be back. (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
Don't forget to send in those answers by 12-04-19.