September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

Best Rapper in this thread


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NarutoVsGoku

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No.
This thread without you, was doin just fine..
You suck slime.. You tryna battle me? Ah well I guess its lunch time..
Damn.. And I just ate up Naruawesome a minute ago..
I been in this hoe.. I been gettin dough..
You started this sh*t but I'ma finish it though..
Yo..
You think your b*tch hot? My b*tch hotta.. You think you hard? Well I'm harda..
And the only way you're like Rock Lee, is if its right after he fought Gaara..
Uh
You stepped to me and you got flamed.. Its perfect..
Yeah you're like a broken ps3. You got no game.. And you're worthless..
You're not smart.. But try to act the part..
I am the sh*t, and you're just a fart..
I pop more, than a damn monkey with f*ckin darts..
I am the swag store and you aint even got a shopping cart..


"its lunch time"...? lol i think thats my line
I've been eating all types of rappers
fine dine
i be getting all types of bitches
fine dimes
LBeezy vs Me
Well Its about time!
thats a main event. do your best to represent
my dude i am smart. this shit aint for pretend
you talking like you hood but come from the suburbs
Said you get dough but i got more bread then ya cupboards
ya days are numbered and mines only getting started
and boy you bout to suffer for getting a ngga started
thinking you a beast ngga i turn you into a carpet
how you throwing darts when ngga you just a target?
why i need a cart when im owning the Swagger market?
and ngga im the SHIT thats why it smells like i farted.

 

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"its lunch time"...? lol i think thats my line
I've been eating all types of rappers
fine dine
i be getting all types of bitches
fine dimes
LBeezy vs Me
Well Its about time!
thats a main event. do your best to represent
my dude i am smart. this shit aint for pretend
you talking like you hood but come from the suburbs
Said you get dough but i got more bread then ya cupboards
ya days are numbered and mines only getting started
and boy you bout to suffer for getting a ngga started
thinking you a beast ngga i turn you into a carpet
how you throwing darts when ngga you just a target?
why i need a cart when im owning the Swagger market?
and ngga im the SHIT thats why it smells like i farted.


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your posed to call people names in your raps though(or if a person actually sucks at rapping), i thought everybody was cool on this thread

i understand what you're saying bro
 

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"its lunch time"...? lol i think thats my line
I've been eating all types of rappers
fine dine
i be getting all types of bitches
fine dimes
LBeezy vs Me
Well Its about time!
thats a main event. do your best to represent
my dude i am smart. this shit aint for pretend
you talking like you hood but come from the suburbs
Said you get dough but i got more bread then ya cupboards
ya days are numbered and mines only getting started
and boy you bout to suffer for getting a ngga started
thinking you a beast ngga i turn you into a carpet
how you throwing darts when ngga you just a target?
why i need a cart when im owning the Swagger market?
and ngga im the SHIT thats why it smells like i farted.

No. You don't understand it.. You think wrong..
You're like the titanic.. You about to sink dog..
Yes. This is the main event, ladies and gentlemen do you see this?..
Why yall got me goin against this butthead? When I'm no beavis..
You a p*ssy I can smell ya, hell, I bet you came from venus..
Oh you think you're smart? Well homie I'ma genius..
My penis is in your mother.. And no I'm not from the suburbs..
But I am from the south that's why I talk a little southern..
I'll slap you in your mouth, you won't even say one word..
I see you at the bottom, while I'm steady heading upward..
And yes I used a condom on your mom in case you wondered..
I am a Beast, and she's the Beauty.. You, you're just the tea cup..
I gave her a report card.. All it said was "D's nutz!"..
You don't want beef bruh.. I'll end up takin your bread..
Call it a jamaican beef patty, you thought you had me? You're dead..
Just another victim on my list I guess..
I got your mother wishin for some *** again, but I digress..
Lemme get back to this p*ssy NvG although the other's what I rather..
I just hate havin to murder this african booty scratcher.. ;)
I think I'm spittin too much, but honestly does it matter?..
I'm raw, like war backwards.. I'm eatin too many rappers..
I think Naruawesome was right, I'm probably gettin fatter..

Lol xd
 
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"its lunch time"...? lol i think thats my line
I've been eating all types of rappers
fine dine
i be getting all types of bitches
fine dimes
LBeezy vs Me
Well Its about time!
thats a main event. do your best to represent
my dude i am smart. this shit aint for pretend
you talking like you hood but come from the suburbs
Said you get dough but i got more bread then ya cupboards
ya days are numbered and mines only getting started
and boy you bout to suffer for getting a ngga started
thinking you a beast ngga i turn you into a carpet
how you throwing darts when ngga you just a target?
why i need a cart when im owning the Swagger market?
and ngga im the SHIT thats why it smells like i farted.


Hey love ur raps
not i rather listen to a cat
hit a homerun without a ball and a bat
u see me now as the flash
whipping out the cash
talk about fine dinning ur raps taste like crap
these niggas be flying by the force of my clap
u talk about girls and u think u all that
Naruto vs goku i bet little kids will smoke you
i say one word and im blowing villages like bijuu
i got beef with no dudes
my peps we dont loose we speed we dont cruise
we eat meat no tofu
 

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NarutoV.sGoku is here, i can't make up ma mind
goku is a beast, but naruto will still shine
u like a broke ps3, cause u can't afford to get fixed
no money in the account, that ya bank made ya switch
quit it with these books, making me read like a page
get off the base bro, u just got outstaged
they say i'm a not normal, to much radiation
as we speak now, i'm under going a mutation
ma rap is getting better , ma flow is rocking the beat
i should join x-men, my mutated raps should help at least
u better run narutov.sgoku, u don't know who u going agaisnt
go ahead and call me yoda, cause in the head-you are dense

ya raps are getting better? well you're mutha fckin welcomed
ungrateful ass nggas. cant mutha fcking help them
they forget the ngga. or did you forget to mention
where your rap momentum stemmed from?
talking x men, you still a homosapien
im the homo superior so im the x men super hero
while you learning to become one you still a major zero
(deep voice) while you learning to become ONE you still a major ZERO

lol saw what i did there?

errehm

Im Itachi to yo Oro
Pain to yo sorrows
rapping till my jaw broke
and all ya flows are burrowed
hotter then charcoal
king like a pharoah
so much money i give the bank loans
and get bitches by the carload

you still got a fars way before you reach my level
i taught you one flow while i still know plenty several
Jesus to a devil, that took over a vessel
my raps are to deep, like bass to to ya treble
boulder to ya pebble, golder then ya metal
winning this rap race cuz my foot was heavier on the pedal
taking first place got gold on my medal
never settling for less while you happy just to settle

that settles it
with a bit of etiquette
Naru just got raped
like fck being celibate
 
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i'm mad elementalist got ahead of me and he said i won

lol you never got back to me neither digits

Ill reply tomorrow I didn't ever see your post

lying ass.....

Well you were right on somethings like how I'm still a noob
But my rhymes keep going around like a circle while yours are more like a cube
oh excuse
my bad manners, I didn't ask for your name
because I have a list of victims and a spot for your shame
so I've slain
most of your ego let me move on to the next
part of this slaughter, I mean battle because this is more like a test
Of my ability to remain the best for all eyes to see
I'll change this from Narutovs.Goku to Elementalist vs. a P*ssy

To be honest that wasn't too elegant
Somebodies gotta go work on their development
To be blunt that shit was just excrement
Ngga I think you out ya element
Funny how I said that when ya name is elementalist
I told you prior to take notes you better pencil this:
I'm the best in this thread
Are you getting this?
Got a doctorates in flows call me a specialist.
Had to specify.......
If you ain't got it by now your in special need of special ed
Let me clarify........
My raps a sharper then a razor automatically I got the Edge
Your raps are dull unedifying to the skull
There's no denying I win this rap battle by default
Don't go trying to try to blame me like its my fault
You just a Loki to the incredible Hulk..


Put the lotion in the basket
Rub the lotion on the skin

You wanted disrespectful
Boy I'm full of disrespect
Cominging directly at you
Nothing indirect
Say something at me direct
Boy I'll knee you in the neck
Pretend that you were Sasuke
Lariot you to ya chest
Pretend that you a hooker
And beat you to a mess
Pretend that I'm a butcher
And beat you after death
Ngga you have no future
I took it like a theft
No took it like a thief
You didn't it to yaself
Cuz you felt you had to speak
Place the barrel to yaself
Finger starts to squeeze
Hand above ya lips
Can't feel a ngga breath

your so fvcked up
a lion without it's roar
your just someone else for me to eat
and i'm the sharpest knife in the drawer
all those lines are worhtless
in other other words your life is something everyone should ignore
i already sent you to the hospital once
and your coming back for more
whatever girls you get.....you know i'm poppin all them cunts
you vs me =meat vs dinosaur
just like yo girl
i'm washin away the compitition.........washin you offshore
i already beat yo ass once before
now i'm bout to shit on your face and mop the floor

EDIT: lol this one wasn't that good but give me a few raps

I agree ya raps wasn't that good homie
Few raps?
You blew ya chance just to show me
If you were worthy
And you proved that you were corny
And unworthy
Not even worthy for this tourney
Bout to take you out
Pack up.. prepare yo ass for this journey
Adventure
My raps are like adventures and stories
Once upon a time ya mother was feeling horny
so I fcked ha till she adorn me
But I'm "not the father" to you, -Maury
I made this is a hurry
Added with extra fury
You creep.. freak
You probably beat off to furries
Ya knees weak
From sucking more then Kirby
Win streak. My skills peaked. Higher then high max.
I went deep raping you and I ain't even climaxed

digits my response to you is in there too...

either this is a joke or your really disrespectful

lol im disrespectful only to those im disrespectful to

your posed to call people names in your raps though(or if a person actually sucks at rapping), i thought everybody was cool on this thread

who said it wasnt a rap?
 

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lol you never got back to me neither digits



lying ass.....



digits my response to you is in there too...



lol im disrespectful only to those im disrespectful to



who said it wasnt a rap?

a rap isn't one sentence
and i said i'm done, not only did i kill the shit on page 2-the rest of the thread but i've rapped my ass off and i'm tired(plus i'm not in the mood anymore)
i'm suprised this thread is still going, most rap threads don't usually get more than 400 replies at most and this one almost has double that
 

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ya raps are getting better? well you're mutha fckin welcomed
ungrateful ass nggas. cant mutha fcking help them
they forget the ngga. or did you forget to mention
where your rap momentum stemmed from?
talking x men, you still a homosapien
im the homo superior so im the x men super hero
while you learning to become one you still a major zero
(deep voice) while you learning to become ONE you still a major ZERO

lol saw what i did there?

errehm

Im Itachi to yo Oro
Pain to yo sorrows
rapping till my jaw broke
and all ya flows are burrowed
hotter then charcoal
king like a pharoah
so much money i give the bank loans
and get bitches by the carload

you still got a fars way before you reach my level
i taught you one flow while i still know plenty several
Jesus to a devil, that took over a vessel
my raps are to deep, like bass to to ya treble
boulder to ya pebble, golder then ya metal
winning this rap race cuz my foot was heavier on the pedal
taking first place got gold on my medal
never settling for less while you happy just to settle

that settles it
with a bit of etiquette
Naru just got raped
like fck being celibate

Damn my n*gga! You f*ckin ripped that sh*t!!! Gahhh!!!!! You murdered Naruawesome with that one. I'm sorry. But wow....

I gotta keep it real..

Nice work..
 

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a rap isn't one sentence
and i said i'm done, not only did i kill the shit on page 2-the rest of the thread but i've rapped my ass off and i'm tired(plus i'm not in the mood anymore)
i'm suprised this thread is still going, most rap threads don't usually get more than 400 replies at most and this one almost has double that

its all about the host bro, if the host is bringin' the heat the good people like u guys come in the kitchen
 

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ya raps are getting better? well you're mutha fckin welcomed
ungrateful ass nggas. cant mutha fcking help them
they forget the ngga. or did you forget to mention
where your rap momentum stemmed from?
talking x men, you still a homosapien
im the homo superior so im the x men super hero
while you learning to become one you still a major zero
(deep voice) while you learning to become ONE you still a major ZERO

lol saw what i did there?

errehm

Im Itachi to yo Oro
Pain to yo sorrows
rapping till my jaw broke
and all ya flows are burrowed
hotter then charcoal
king like a pharoah
so much money i give the bank loans
and get bitches by the carload

you still got a fars way before you reach my level
i taught you one flow while i still know plenty several
Jesus to a devil, that took over a vessel
my raps are to deep, like bass to to ya treble
boulder to ya pebble, golder then ya metal
winning this rap race cuz my foot was heavier on the pedal
taking first place got gold on my medal
never settling for less while you happy just to settle

that settles it
with a bit of etiquette
Naru just got raped
like fck being celibate

okay bro, i'm finna go super sayain 3
wtf u tryin' to do, make a fool outta me
i didn't even know u posted, better yet replied
u sent me a facebook friend request, and it came back denied
stay outta ma court, i use to play with jordan
killing lebron all day, man what u sportin
lbeezy killin the shit, he said u beat me in the last post
lets give him his moment, let ma people rise for ya toast
enough of the lies, and lets apply the truth
i'm killing u bro, this whole thread is proof
not even the thread, your entire life is a fail
u always calling me out, so let me post bail
i was holding shit in, confining myself
i'm finna murder, as a side dish do u want anything else
pain to ma sorrow, how bout the pain to ya life
i was raise in the streets, when i was born i knew how to fight
let birds take flight, and use ma flow as a wind
gtfo of ma face, bro i'm finna count to 10
and when i get to zero, i don't wanna see u
u can say all u want, am i here to please u?
like i said bro, i'm holdin in ma shit
i'm not going to the bathroom, i'll let it all out you bitch
damn man, and today i got diarrhea
well good day sir, hastalavista
 
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No. You don't understand it.. You think wrong..
You're like the titanic.. You about to sink dog..
Yes. This is the main event, ladies and gentlemen do you see this?..
Why yall got me goin against this butthead? When I'm no beavis..
You a p*ssy I can smell ya, hell, I bet you came from venus..
Oh you think you're smart? Well homie I'ma genius..
My penis is in your mother.. And no I'm not from the suburbs..
But I am from the south that's why I talk a little southern..
I'll slap you in your mouth, you won't even say one word..
I see you at the bottom, while I'm steady heading upward..
And yes I used a condom on your mom in case you wondered..
I am a Beast, and she's the Beauty.. You, you're just the tea cup..
I gave her a report card.. All it said was "D's nutz!"..
You don't want beef bruh.. I'll end up takin your bread..
Call it a jamaican beef patty, you thought you had me? You're dead..
Just another victim on my list I guess..
I got your mother wishin for some *** again, but I digress..
Lemme get back to this p*ssy NvG although the other's what I rather..
I just hate havin to murder this african booty scratcher.. ;)
I think I'm spittin too much, but honestly does it matter?..
I'm raw, like war backwards.. I'm eatin too many rappers..
I think Naruawesome was right, I'm probably gettin fatter..

Lol xd

lmfao this shit had me rolling all up until you called me an african booty scratcher.......

fck you man... i cant believe you did that shit... Naru didnt even use it yet and i was about to use it cuz Naru didnt even attempt to try and you just said that shit to me... im fckin tight i dont want to rap no more....



Hey love ur raps
not i rather listen to a cat
hit a homerun without a ball and a bat
u see me now as the flash
whipping out the cash
talk about fine dinning ur raps taste like crap
these niggas be flying by the force of my clap
u talk about girls and u think u all that
Naruto vs goku i bet little kids will smoke you
i say one word and im blowing villages like bijuu
i got beef with no dudes
my peps we dont loose we speed we dont cruise
we eat meat no tofu

fck off kid im pissed.. nah chill i kid
ugh im still blown at that shit that Beez did
i cant believe he it took it.. took it that far
btw i aint from venus but i bet you from mars
shit that was WACK!! da fck am i saying?
da fck am i doing? fck fck i hate him!!
yea yea im hating but i hope he burns in hell like Satan
too much? will i regret it after?
like doing a gay scene as an actor?
cant imagine feeling regret
he called me an AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER!!!
shaking my head palming my face
if memories could only erase
if brains were computers id be spamming the backspace
alt control delete?
please shutdown please!!
please shutdown please!!
please shutdown please!!
please shutdown please!!
ugh that rap gave me a virus
but still HIV minus
contacts starting to bug me tho
i can feel it in my eyelids
not even going hard im not even gunna lie
but that african booty joke pissed me off that i cant deny
so giving you a serious rap im not even gunna try
ill end it right here (press submit reply)
 

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a rap isn't one sentence
and i said i'm done, not only did i kill the shit on page 2-the rest of the thread but i've rapped my ass off and i'm tired(plus i'm not in the mood anymore)
i'm suprised this thread is still going, most rap threads don't usually get more than 400 replies at most and this one almost has double that

bro what?!?!?!? did you read the quote?!?!?!?

look!

you wrote this:

Originally Posted by 10023213

your so fvcked up
a lion without it's roar
your just someone else for me to eat
and i'm the sharpest knife in the drawer
all those lines are worhtless
in other other words your life is something everyone should ignore
i already sent you to the hospital once
and your coming back for more
whatever girls you get.....you know i'm poppin all them cunts
you vs me =meat vs dinosaur
just like yo girl
i'm washin away the compitition.........washin you offshore
i already beat yo ass once before
now i'm bout to shit on your face and mop the floor

EDIT: lol this one wasn't that good but give me a few raps


then i respended with this!!!:

I agree ya raps wasn't that good homie
Few raps?
You blew ya chance just to show me
If you were worthy
And you proved that you were corny
And unworthy
Not even worthy for this tourney
Bout to take you out
Pack up.. prepare yo ass for this journey
Adventure
My raps are like adventures and stories
Once upon a time ya mother was feeling horny
so I fcked ha till she adorn me
But I'm "not the father" to you, -Maury
I made this is a hurry
Added with extra fury
You creep.. freak
You probably beat off to furries
Ya knees weak
From sucking more then Kirby
Win streak. My skills peaked. Higher then high max.
I went deep raping you and I ain't even climaxed


Damn my n*gga! You f*ckin ripped that sh*t!!! Gahhh!!!!! You murdered Naruawesome with that one. I'm sorry. But wow....

I gotta keep it real..

Nice work..

fck you bro lol im still mad..... and mindblown that you said that... i cant believe you you did that?!?! wow
 

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lmfao this shit had me rolling all up until you called me an african booty scratcher.......

fck you man... i cant believe you did that shit... Naru didnt even use it yet and i was about to use it cuz Naru didnt even attempt to try and you just said that shit to me... im fckin tight i dont want to rap no more....





fck off kid im pissed.. nah chill i kid
ugh im still blown at that shit that Beez did
i cant believe he it took it.. took it that far
btw i aint from venus but i bet you from mars
shit that was WACK!! da fck am i saying?
da fck am i doing? fck fck i hate him!!
yea yea im hating but i hope he burns in hell like Satan
too much? will i regret it after?
like doing a gay scene as an actor?
cant imagine feeling regret
he called me an AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER!!!
shaking my head palming my face
if memories could only erase
if brains were computers id be spamming the backspace
alt control delete?
please shutdown please!!
please shutdown please!!
please shutdown please!!
please shutdown please!!
ugh that rap gave me a virus
but still HIV minus
contacts starting to bug me tho
i can feel it in my eyelids
not even going hard im not even gunna lie
but that african booty joke pissed me off that i cant deny
so giving you a serious rap im not even gunna try
ill end it right here (press submit reply)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xd

Nononono THIS had ME rollin!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! You made me literally Laugh-Out-Loud with this one man!!!

Lol!!!!! xd hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

xd

xd

xd


Lol.. Wow.... That was funny.

xd
 

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xd

Nononono THIS had ME rollin!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! You made me literally Laugh-Out-Loud with this one man!!!

Lol!!!!! xd hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

xd

xd

xd


Lol.. Wow.... That was funny.

xd

lol yea yea im still mad tho...

lol i feel bad for that kid tho... he gunna read that like wtf?!?!?
 

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okay bro, i'm finna go super sayain 3
wtf u tryin' to do, make a fool outta me
i didn't even know u posted, better yet replied
u sent me a facebook friend request, and it came back denied
stay outta ma court, i use to play with jordan
killing lebron all day, man what u sportin
lbeezy killin the shit, he said u beat me in the last post
lets give him his moment, let ma people rise for ya toast
enough of the lies, and lets apply the truth
i'm killing u bro, this whole thread is proof
not even the thread, your entire life is a fail
u always calling me out, so let me post bail
i was holding shit in, confining myself
i'm finna murder, as a side dish do u want anything else
pain to ma sorrow, how bout the pain to ya life
i was raise in the streets, when i was born i knew how to fight
let birds take flight, and use ma flow as a wind
gtfo of ma face, bro i'm finna count to 10
and when i get to zero, i don't wanna see u
u can say all u want, am i here to please u?
like i said bro, i'm holdin in ma shit
i'm not going to the bathroom, i'll let it all out you bitch
damn man, and today i got diarrhea
well good day sir, hastalavista

WellDayum! My n*gga goin IIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!

Wow!

I wasn't expectin that!

Good job man!!
 
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