September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

[ThtOneGuy]

Hey bitches im finally back
I still see half the rhymes here lack
I cant believe i actually got votes
Well considering elementalists winning i should take notes
I only got 3
Probably because im to much a G
Hey everbody vote for me
So when i come back from a long ass pee
I'll see everyone understands only me

lol worst rap ive done so far, but seriously go on page 8,16,17 to see me killin it (not really).

 

[AmaniPaz]

The boss has entered lol. Someone challenge me.

 

[NaruAwesome]

Didn't respond because I was busy with your Mother
Ahh, fuucking and fuucking the living shiit out of her
Under the covers, she can never recover
All she can do is ask if she can surrender
Sound familiar, same thing you would do
The only reason, you keep up with your whack raps
Is to try to act cool, but make yourself look like a fool
Go ahead and flap your wings and try to fly
You'll end up burning them, and eventually die
Compared to a Star...
You're a piece of Bird shiit on the car
Hahahaha...!

alright cool, you're next on ma head list
ya girl is too, cause she who i'm in bed with
u didn't get the pun, well i don't mind
how long will ya girl wait to cum, go ahead and count the time
and count the time, it take for me to win
it there were judges in this thread, ma raps would get a perfect 10
trying to rap with the big dogs, but u hang with the ***** cats
throw any insult u want, i'm ready with ma bat

 

[wridacule]

LOL! BRILLIANT! I lied.
Alright,
This shiit of an Opponent right here, I'm about to Re-Kill...
He looks like Hank Hill, from King of the Hill
He calls me a stain, but I've always been clean, I already told him,
I'ma Mean Green Fighting Machine
I'll hit'em him with a Falcon Punch
Feed him to my Dog for Lunch
I don't even have to stunt,
Firein' up the grill
For Scrafty's Re-Kill
Yeah...

told me once, real slick way to recycle lines
f*ck boy got no heart not even on a valentine
finish line, lookin back, where the hells my opponent at?!
killin me with his chitter-chat, laughin at his trashy quotes
presidential flow, battling a sucker with no votes
you fallin for the okey doke, you pay these hoes and get no play
i got eddy g flow, va-to, od-elay
i'm chillin like i'm casius clay, somebody get howard-co-sell
first round k.o. like i predicted coward wish me well
so much for your silly falcon punch i just copped myself a star-man
you're tryna navi-gate this jungle while you're chasing after tar-zan
i'm leaps and bounds, head and shoulders, all the way above you prick
next time you speak to me, open your mouth and remove the ****...

 

[AmaniPaz]

You called thatoneguy, cos nobody remembers your name
constantly memorising the same lyrics, again and again, it's a pain
The game I bring is full of dope things and mobility, my lyrics
and ability make yours look like an exercise in futility
aint nobody killing me, the king of the hill I bring skill to this thread
**** jack and jill.

 

[A$AP Wap]

Hey bitches im finally back
I still see half the rhymes here lack
I cant believe i actually got votes
Well considering elementalists winning i should take notes
I only got 3
Probably because im to much a G
Hey everbody vote for me
So when i come back from a long ass pee
I'll see everyone understands only me

lol worst rap ive done so far, but seriously go on page 8,16,17 to see me killin it (not really).

LOL! Go to my last quote to you, and then quote that. xD

 

[Sasuke tyeezy]

you stepped into the ring with no escape,
now turn yo ass around and run to play it safe,
it's no use you done, your time has come,
you gon get demolished
aint no hope for you
and yes im not as cold as you
im colder just to be honest

uhh okay dat wass lame as'fucc
give it up
iramed ya mom jus like da truck and
iwud take ya girl.. , if you had one
and killed yu so easy a life , yu wish yu had one.

 

[ThtOneGuy]

LOL! Go to my last quote to you, and then quote that. xD

i read it all ready lol, you went hard our battle was fun as hell but i wanna battle somebody else right now

 

[wridacule]

no, not u bro

sooooo....since you haven't responded to my last verse, can i count that as a w for me??? or would you rather wait til you're not battling two other people as well. i really would like you all to myself anyways xd

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Disrespectful

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i mean like this

i'm the coolest on the base, you guys can't compare
i'm rapping like its shit, ma truth handles your dare
u dare me to rap,, i dare u to beat me
cause i rap harder than any, even that u should see

thats 4 lines or 4 bars right, i don't know, i do mines like that. and then keep going until u reach 10

That's 4 lines but only 2 bars..... Because if you had a beat behind you it'd take you 2 measures for you to rap that

i feel you. i try and stay with the same rhyme pattert's ertollow. i try and model myself off of southern rappers that's based more on cadence and flow as apposed to the bigger words....

Honestly I try to mimic Lol Wayne lol.. his wordplay metaphor flows and vocab are all off the charts.. always unpredictable even though he says the same thing over and over... How many times does he ays "weezy fand the f is for _____" lol the f is for something new all the time lol

get use to it. cause on this thread, u get a lot of it

Lol thank u bro.. besides the kid asked and I answered honestly Wtf? What ya wanted me to be politically correct?! Nah imma be up front with him and he should see it as encouragemeny

 

[NaruAwesome]

takin-heads is my calling, like vlad is my lineage
claim to be the king but-i-aint- seen-the-percentages
numbers-don't-run, them-books been cooked
no-ref-needed, all-it-will-take-is-one-left-hook
naru-SHOOK, naruFRAUD, naru-TRASH, naru-BRAOD
much-better names, I-play-no-games, to serve you dog
you you're just a polly-wog, steppin up to gamabunta
bi-lingual exe-cution, watch your mouth you silly punta
heavy is the head that has to wear the crown bro
help-me help-you, n let me hold in down hoe

u say theres no numbers, but the poll is proof
u better find some shelter, cause i'm finna destroy this roof
i raise the bar, when the goal is impossible
i go the extra mile, ma courage is unstoppable
wassup bro, whats wrong come at me
talking about ma name, when i ruined yours, u happy
don't post again, i already embarassed u
everything i love i have, don't gotta cherish nothing new

 

[Elementalist]

so you got me crossed off ya list, you might need an eraser
the match between us was fate. but it just made its maker
i'm finna kill this shit, might as well cause the police
cause this shit finna get violence, rated R atleast
I don't need to stop, what i already decided
so said your girl, when she wanted ma dik to ride it
gtfo, and go back to the locker room
call me apocalypse, cause i forsee your doom

I remember hearing somewhere that ignorance is bliss
well you must be in paradise if you come up with this
So I must insist
You back down because I just can't resist
when wanna be's step up when they shouldn't even exist
So you can call the police, and then they'll phone you some help
Because when you tell them its you vs. me they'll realize you just f*cked yourself

 

[NaruAwesome]

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That's 4 lines but only 2 bars..... Because if you had a beat behind you it'd take you 2 measures for you to rap that



Honestly I try to mimic Lol Wayne lol.. his wordplay metaphor flows and vocab are all off the charts.. always unpredictable even though he says the same thing over and over... How many times does he ays "weezy fand the f is for _____" lol the f is for something new all the time lol



Lol thank u bro.. besides the kid asked and I answered honestly Wtf? What ya wanted me to be politically correct?! Nah imma be up front with him and he should see it as encouragemeny

yeah bro, he should of used that as encouragement, like a test of endurance. but thanks for the bars lesson bro, that i didn't know

 

[jiraiya lives]

The boss has entered lol. Someone challenge me.

niggah you aint no boss, you laid off
find a new job cause when it comes to rapping you soft
you aint got no back bone, your flow just fall apart
you aint on my level, we worlds apart
aint even close, i finish where you start
you a rook trying to mess with a pro
just kidding this is just a show...lets battle

 

[A$AP Wap]

alright cool, you're next on ma head lsit
ya girl is too, cause she who i'm in bed with
u didn't get the pun, well i don't mind
how long will ya girl wait to cum, go ahead and count the time
and count the time, it take for me to win
it there were judges in this thread, ma raps would get a perfect 10
trying to rap with the big dogs, but u hang with the ***** cats
throw any insult u want, i'm ready with ma bat

I'm sorry, but I'm Terribly sorry. My GF is your Mother.
You're telling me Your own Mother is your Fuucker?
I'm on your head list, but I don't do that kind of Shiit.
I don't give Head at alls, but you're welcome to suck my Balls.
You did ALL that to your Mother? That's Disgusting!
While I was In her, I was Investigating!
I found my lost shoe, and found a few clues
I learned that...
EVERYONE's been inside your mother's Vagiina
Even you sir, has been around'ha
That's too nasty, bro.
Go fuuuck other hoes.
Go. Seriously. GTFO.

 

[wridacule]

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That's 4 lines but only 2 bars..... Because if you had a beat behind you it'd take you 2 measures for you to rap that



Honestly I try to mimic Lol Wayne lol.. his wordplay metaphor flows and vocab are all off the charts.. always unpredictable even though he says the same thing over and over... How many times does he ays "weezy fand the f is for _____" lol the f is for something new all the time lol



Lol thank u bro.. besides the kid asked and I answered honestly Wtf? What ya wanted me to be politically correct?! Nah imma be up front with him and he should see it as encouragemeny

lol! the realest of talk. wayne finds a new way to say the same sh*t over and over. i still end up pressing rewind though. i try and flow more like slim thug myself. as far as this thread goes i actually have to go. good battle scrafty but do the right thing and admit defeat. naruawesome i'm coming for that crown good sir so keep it safe for me xd. and if by some miracle rikerslade see's this,

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[SSW Imp]

yeah bro, he should of used that as encouragement, like a test of endurance. but thanks for the bars lesson bro, that i didn't know

He said that to Itachi I just said it was disrespectful.

 

[A$AP Wap]

i read it all ready lol, you went hard our battle was fun as hell but i wanna battle somebody else right now

I voted for you. May I get a Vote too?

 

[AmaniPaz]

swagger is my middle name, and my aim in this game is to entertain and **** up your brain go insane with my lyracism that I use to kill em. Don't approach me, the villain if you aint down for thrilling. I'm dealing out the best lyrics from the east to the west I digress that theres no contests. I am so honest, your so slow with this when your girls see my **** they just go undress. Oh and you, Naru, awesome, what will you do when I come through with my goons, upgraded make your place look like the renaissance to. Me I'm on another plateau and your not so impressive, you recycle more shit than responsible tenants"

 

[ThtOneGuy]

You called thatoneguy, cos nobody remembers your name
constantly memorising the same lyrics, again and again, it's a pain
The game I bring is full of dope things and mobility, my lyrics
and ability make yours look like an exercise in futility
aint nobody killing me, the king of the hill I bring skill to this thread
**** jack and jill.

Your ryhmes are random
While me, i got my own fandom
Killing you? i think you'll already dead
Wait lemme ask your mom in my king sized bed
She said yes, he really sucks
I agreed, I shoot your raps down easier than a row of ducks
I dont know if your trolling
Or enjoy rick rolling
But i'll tell you right now, you aint very good
Definetly not good enough to join the NB rapper hood
You got no talent, no style, no flow
But you suck **** so go