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Sensation: Adventures of J man
This is the tale Of the pervy old sage Jiraiya sensei and his experience with “attempting” to get women and “getting” the women, There are a couple of times where thugs turn up and challenge the mighty sage but what will unfold?
(Jiraiya strolls through one of the town in there land of fire with his hands supporting the back of his head and looks around the town which appeared at the time, dull and rather casual. Nothing spectacular at all. In fact Jiraiya seem so bored he gave in and asked a elderly man where all the fun and young ladies were)
(if you do see any errors please do alert me, this is just for the public entertainment of course if this is liked ill do more chapters of the Sensations sequel
thank you! )__________________________________________
~Chapter 1#
Jiraiya: Boy, talk about dull that old coot didn’t have a clue what he was talking about there aren’t any babes around here (Jiraiya bumps into a little kid around about the age of 13. The boy looked up at him and suddenly bursted out)
???: Hey, watch where you’re going old timer! Do you know who I am!?
Jiraiya: As a matter of fact... you look familiar
???: You know who I am?? Really!!?
Jiraiya: Hmmm... Naaaa your face doesn't ring a bell (Jiraiya looked sheepishly at the young boy)
???: (the boy fell backwards onto the floor at the sudden irony) do I have to tell EVERY new person who I am? IM THE GREAT HISHI FUKOYAMA THE PERVY NINJA! Remember that name ossan (ossan=middle aged man)
Jiraiya: Well well looks like you might have some talent kid (Jiraiya let off a wide cheesy smile putting up his thumb) does your mother know you have that nickname? (He laughed teasingly)
Hishi: Ha! My father is away on a mission most of the time so it’s my grandpa who takes care of me, however he has no knowledge of how awesome I am and my activity on creeping on girl Hehe (he dazed off as if he were day dreaming about women)
Jiraiya: By women you mean... The ladies, the hot chick, the eye candy!? (Jiraiyas' face gleamed as if he were a child all over again sort of drooling like a hungry kid) hey kid... KID... KID!!
Hishi: (he continued to dazed reminiscing on his recent discovery)
Jiraiya: Anyone in that air head? (He gently knocked on the little boys’ forehead with a curious look on his face eager to find out what he meant)
Hishi: Yes Ossan! As a matter of fact I saw a pretty woman not too long ago actually (he smirked devilishly at Jiraiya)
Jiraiya: You did huh Heheh ( he put his head close to Hishis’ trying to share the vision Hishi had at that moment)
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Hishi: Follow Me! (He ran to a nearby spa, and went to the back of the ladies section where Jiraiya would closely tip toe behind him)
Jiraiya: Heheh what does a little boy like you know about luscious women huh? ( He snickered gently, whispering)
Hishi: I AM the no. 1 pervy ninja ya know ( he pointed above their head, signalling Jiraiya to look and have a peek over)
Tell me what the view is over there
Jiraiya: (he had his usual drooling pervy old smile on his face rubbing his hand together then slowly climbed the thick wooden fence)
Hishi: Hahaha (he ha a cunning look on his face as he then fled over into town like nothing happened)
Jiraiya: (without actually looking Jiraiya had climber to the top and let out a loud laugh with his eyes closed) HEY GOOD LOOKINGS, HOWS IT GOIN’ WANNA GET WITH THE LEGENDARY SA- (he then opened his eyes at that moment to see a obese, slouchy unattractive looking women that seemed to be in their late 40’s)
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Women: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OVER HERE PIP SQUEAK !!
Jiraiya: u-u-ummmmm ( his whole body had turned white in an unpleasant shock and also full of fear as to the consequences)
Women: GET OUTA HERE!!! ( They all gave Jiraiya a hard punch right in his chin and jaw, sending him flying into the air)
Hishi: Heheh ( he looked back as he saw Jiraiya miles in the air shouting)
Jiraiya: CURSE YOU HISHI!!! WAAAAA! (He spiralled in the air crying his eyes out over the horrific view)
Hishi: That was for not knowing my name AND for disturbing my fantasies!!
3 hours had had gone by since Jiraiyas terrible blinding experience occurred. Hishi was casually sitting on a stump, reading the latest comic that had come out which seemed to have his favorite busty character inside
Hishi: I wonder what pervy ossan is up to now. (he laughed) after that beating he got i doubt he will come back Hahaha
Jiriaya: (Jiraiya had spotted Hishi sitting on the stump and hung from a tree right behind him without Hishi noticing his presence) Hishi, over here (he said it in a girls voice tring to mimic the stereo type of what a young pretty lady would sound like)
Hishi: (Hishi heard the voice and smiled to himself) Why hey ma,am how yo-... (he stopped in his words seeing Jiriayas evil looking face glaring) o-oh no i spoke too soon it's p-p-pervy O-O-O-OSSAN!!!
Jiriaya: That was a dirty little trick you pulled earlier, now its payback!
Hishi: WAAAAAA!!! ( He quickly ran off into the village not stopping to look back)
Jiriaya: (He now had a annoyed angry face now chasing after Hishi like a kid) Get back here!
Jiraiya had chased Hishi around the village going back and forth confusing the village people, as they were yelling at each other as they ran
Villager1: What do you think he done now?
Villager2: Probably lured that poor old man to the Fuga Sisters like all the other victims he's tricked
Theme track of chapter: [video=youtube;IZyX6wvTn6I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZyX6wvTn6I[/video]
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