Screw you Dan ;)

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You know the rules and all that shiz. Mid range ect

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We begin standing on the water, mid range from each other.

Ulquiorra bio in the sig

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Ulquiorra: This will be our final battle.
 
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Oh noez, again. WB Dan I guess xD
 

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Ichigo uchiha!!!

Screw you ho!!!

With my almighty sharingan active... i can see your shoes are untied ;)
 

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not you 2 again xd

eh, wb Yard, wb Dan, and i am pretty angry at ya Dan, you just HAD to go inactive when doing my sensei test right? xd

yeah, i am not really sry for this spam xd
 

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Wait what? o_O Ah... Hide yo kids and hide yo wifes!!! Dan's Rp'ing again!
 

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Master, you have returned!!! Kick the ass of this cretin who dares to disturb thy rest!! Send him to hell so he can lick Satan's ass!

Produces a bag of corn kernels and lights it aflame.

Popcorn anyone?
 

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This should be intreseting haven't seen pervy sensie fight in a while
 

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oh lookie here.. we got ourselves a bitch fight.
Hajime!
 

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Ichigo uchiha!!!

Screw you ho!!!

With my almighty sharingan active... i can see your shoes are untied ;)



ha, Relaxed as ever I see. I'm not going for that.



*I remove my leg weights, draw my sword and smirk*

This will be good



*I throw my sword at you and push chakra to my feet as I charge at you in the direction of my sword and as I'm half way to you I vanish and reappear 1 foot away from you with my sword in hand, swinging diagonally from the left side of your neck to the right side of your waist
(since in that range with my weights off I have the speed of rock lee with/o weights as said in my bio) *
 

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ha, Relaxed as ever I see. I'm not going for that.



*I remove my leg weights, draw my sword and smirk*

This will be good



*I throw my sword at you and push chakra to my feet as I charge at you in the direction of my sword and as I'm half way to you I vanish and reappear 1 foot away from you with my sword in hand, swinging diagonally from the left side of your neck to the right side of your waist
(since in that range with my weights off I have the speed of rock lee with/o weights as said in my bio) *

I start with my 3 tomoe sharingan active and Tensa zangetsu on my back

(Tensa Zangetsu) - Heaven Chain Slaying Moon
Type: Weapon
Rank: S
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 20 for fire jutsu
Damage Points: 60 from lightning blast
Description: Ichigo's shrinks is a daitō (Japanese long sword) with a black blade instead. The cross guard has four prongs bent out to form the shape of the manji (which is the kanji for "ban," meaning "full", as in "full release"). The blade itself is indestructible, making it quite effective in blocking and deflecting incoming attacks from basic weapons. Anything above a D rank attack would hit the sword out of the users hand. A short length of chain with a broken link at the end dangles from the base of the hilt. Tensa Zangetsu is a special blade forged in the hawk village with sacred methods that allow the sword to draw in natural energy at half the speed of a normal ninja. This only works when the sword is in one of the users hands and they state that they are doing so. The user is able to focus their charka into the sword surrounding it with lightning charka, though this lighning turns to black due to the sword's effect. This lightning increases the damage of basic kenjutsu by +10 damage. This lasts for up to 3 turns and can be used once per battle.

Note: Can only be used by Ichigo Uchiha
Note: Surrounding the sword with black lightning counts as one of the jutsu per turn, lasts for 3 turns and can only be used once. It adds +10 damage to kenjutsu attacks that are used in short range.
Note: When the user is drawing in natural energy through the sword they can't use kenjutsu techniques


Game on

As you throw your sword i'm watching with my sharingan which allows me to keep up with your speed, seeing your movements in slow motion. So as i read your movements of you slashing downwards, i step to my left, your right, to the outside of your swing.

As i do so i reach to my shoulder with my right hand, pulling tensa zangetsu off my back swinging vertically down hitting the back of your sword holding it in place, looking you in the eye with my sharingan.

Is that alls you've got?
 

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I start with my 3 tomoe sharingan active and Tensa zangetsu on my back

(Tensa Zangetsu) - Heaven Chain Slaying Moon
Type: Weapon
Rank: S
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 20 for fire jutsu
Damage Points: 60 from lightning blast
Description: Ichigo's shrinks is a daitō (Japanese long sword) with a black blade instead. The cross guard has four prongs bent out to form the shape of the manji (which is the kanji for "ban," meaning "full", as in "full release"). The blade itself is indestructible, making it quite effective in blocking and deflecting incoming attacks from basic weapons. Anything above a D rank attack would hit the sword out of the users hand. A short length of chain with a broken link at the end dangles from the base of the hilt. Tensa Zangetsu is a special blade forged in the hawk village with sacred methods that allow the sword to draw in natural energy at half the speed of a normal ninja. This only works when the sword is in one of the users hands and they state that they are doing so. The user is able to focus their charka into the sword surrounding it with lightning charka, though this lighning turns to black due to the sword's effect. This lightning increases the damage of basic kenjutsu by +10 damage. This lasts for up to 3 turns and can be used once per battle.

Note: Can only be used by Ichigo Uchiha
Note: Surrounding the sword with black lightning counts as one of the jutsu per turn, lasts for 3 turns and can only be used once. It adds +10 damage to kenjutsu attacks that are used in short range.
Note: When the user is drawing in natural energy through the sword they can't use kenjutsu techniques


Game on

As you throw your sword i'm watching with my sharingan which allows me to keep up with your speed, seeing your movements in slow motion. So as i read your movements of you slashing downwards, i step to my left, your right, to the outside of your swing.

As i do so i reach to my shoulder with my right hand, pulling tensa zangetsu off my back swinging vertically down hitting the back of your sword holding it in place, looking you in the eye with my sharingan.

Is that alls you've got?

*As our swords clash my movement is stopped, when my movement is stopped I do not look into your eyes but at our swords as they are forced against each other. I then immediately, in the blink of an eye, send my right knee into your stomach as our swords wage against each other, knocking the air from your lungs and causing you to relax your arms from the impact. I then in the blink of an eye send that same knees into your forehead when you bend over from impact, knocking you pack several feet*

(I'm half asleep, so I'll continue tomorrow)
 
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oh lookie here.. we got ourselves a bitch fight.
Hajime!

Heh, you got that right Raikage Mugiwara. Burnt Popcorn?

Produces the still burning bag and takes out a charcoal-black piece of popcorn; popping it in his mouth.
 

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*As our swords clash my movement is stopped, when my movement is stopped I do not look into your eyes but at our swords as they are forced against each other. I then immediately, in the blink of an eye, send my right knee into your stomach as our swords wage against each other, knocking the air from your lungs and causing you to relax your arms from the impact. I then in the blink of an eye send that same knees into your forehead when you bend over from impact, knocking you pack several feet*

(I'm half asleep, so I'll continue tomorrow)

With my sharingan, i can predict/percieve your movements with ease. So as you rise your knee up to knee me, i roll round your body. So i was stood to your right, with our swords locked, you went to knee me, i turn right with my body, so that my left shoulder rolls around your right shoulder, spinning off behind you, and stopping 2 meters away from you, behind you facing you.


Ready to get serious?
 

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With my sharingan, i can predict/percieve your movements with ease. So as you rise your knee up to knee me, i roll round your body. So i was stood to your right, with our swords locked, you went to knee me, i turn right with my body, so that my left shoulder rolls around your right shoulder, spinning off behind you, and stopping 2 meters away from you, behind you facing you.


Ready to get serious?


I still have a few tricks ;)


*I quickly draw a kunai with an explosive tag on it as I turn my body around and throw it at you*
 

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Master, you have returned!!! Kick the ass of this cretin who dares to disturb thy rest!! Send him to hell so he can lick Satan's ass!

Produces a bag of corn kernels and lights it aflame.

Popcorn anyone?

which one of them is your master?
 

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As you throw your kunai with the explosive tag i mimic you doing the same. As i do i leap backwards, so that the kunai hit and explode.

As soon as i've lept back i use:

(kurokongouseki kishimu Kuchiyos) - Carbon Gourd Summoning
Rank: S
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defence
Range: (on users back, can be controlled at all ranges)
Chakra Cost: 20 per turn
Damage Points: N/a
Description: The user will perform 2 handseals slamming their hands oin the ground performing a summoning jutsu to summon a gourd of carbon. This is a gourd of carbon link Gaara's sand gourd on his back. This Carbon gourd is full of a powder form of carbon which the user carries around with them all the time and is constantly infused with the users chakra. This carbon powder can be reformed to make up different atomic structures of carbon for different purposes in battle. Much like gaara's sand, this Carbon can be used for attacks or defence that require a carbon source by the user at any time. Due to this carbon already being infused with the users chakra then can control and manipulate it almost instantly to suit their needs. The carbon is linked to the user and will come to there defence, as it is infused with the users chakra. It can keep up with up to 2nd gate speed, and can block S ranks and below.

Note: The defencive ability can only be used once ever 2 turns and only used 5 times per battle
Note: The defencive ability counts as a jutsu.
Note: -20 chakra for each turn the user has this.


Landing mid range from you, with my sword in hand and gourd on my back.

Ready?

 

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As you throw your kunai with the explosive tag i mimic you doing the same. As i do i leap backwards, so that the kunai hit and explode.

As soon as i've lept back i use:

(kurokongouseki kishimu Kuchiyos) - Carbon Gourd Summoning
Rank: S
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defence
Range: (on users back, can be controlled at all ranges)
Chakra Cost: 20 per turn
Damage Points: N/a
Description: The user will perform 2 handseals slamming their hands oin the ground performing a summoning jutsu to summon a gourd of carbon. This is a gourd of carbon link Gaara's sand gourd on his back. This Carbon gourd is full of a powder form of carbon which the user carries around with them all the time and is constantly infused with the users chakra. This carbon powder can be reformed to make up different atomic structures of carbon for different purposes in battle. Much like gaara's sand, this Carbon can be used for attacks or defence that require a carbon source by the user at any time. Due to this carbon already being infused with the users chakra then can control and manipulate it almost instantly to suit their needs. The carbon is linked to the user and will come to there defence, as it is infused with the users chakra. It can keep up with up to 2nd gate speed, and can block S ranks and below.

Note: The defencive ability can only be used once ever 2 turns and only used 5 times per battle
Note: The defencive ability counts as a jutsu.
Note: -20 chakra for each turn the user has this.


Landing mid range from you, with my sword in hand and gourd on my back.

Ready?


*Just before our kunai's clash I use*

(Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu
Rank: A
Type:Attack
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: N/A
Damage Points: N/A
Description: Projectile Kage Bunshin no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique that uses Kage Bunshin to create multiple physical clone copies from one thrown projectile.

*Turning the kunai into 1000 and coming at you as you summon the carbon gourd. I follow up with*


(Doton: Musaborudzuchi) – Earth Release: Devouring Earth
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short-Long
Chakra cost: 25
Damage points: 50
Description: The user performs the Ram → Horse → Tiger → Rabbit → Snake and slams their palm on the ground. Instantly, the ground to the sides of the opponent take the shape of huge jaws and attempt to crush and stab him between them.

*Making a pair of jaws rise from the ground (from the water as well) on both sides of you before the kunai's hit you and they slam shut on you. The kunai's all stab into the devouring earth right when the jaws close in on you.*
 

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*Just before our kunai's clash I use*

(Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu
Rank: A
Type:Attack
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: N/A
Damage Points: N/A
Description: Projectile Kage Bunshin no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique that uses Kage Bunshin to create multiple physical clone copies from one thrown projectile.

*Turning the kunai into 1000 and coming at you as you summon the carbon gourd. I follow up with*


(Doton: Musaborudzuchi) – Earth Release: Devouring Earth
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short-Long
Chakra cost: 25
Damage points: 50
Description: The user performs the Ram → Horse → Tiger → Rabbit → Snake and slams their palm on the ground. Instantly, the ground to the sides of the opponent take the shape of huge jaws and attempt to crush and stab him between them.

*Making a pair of jaws rise from the ground (from the water as well) on both sides of you before the kunai's hit you and they slam shut on you. The kunai's all stab into the devouring earth right when the jaws close in on you.*

Percieving the motions of the kunai and reading your handseals, i am able to see what you are going to do. And so i swing my sword quickly using:

(Fūton: Shinkūken) - Wind Release: Shock Blade
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: The user swings their blade and a gust of wind is released in the arc that it was swung in. The technique is strong enough to stop projectiles that are thrown at the user.

Which is pretty fast as i'm a tai/ken master. This would blast all your kunai back at you at great speeds. As i do this, you would be finishing up your earth technique, and so i focus my chakra into my sword using:

(Fūton: Kujaku Senpūjin) - Wind Release: Peacock Whirlwind Formation
Rank: B
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: N/A
Description: This technique utilizes wind chakra into the users sword and then they release a vortex of wind that surrounds the users body and can push away materials covering the users body.

At the last second blasting the stone away before it hurts me as you defend from the wind kunai ect.​
 

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Percieving the motions of the kunai and reading your handseals, i am able to see what you are going to do. And so i swing my sword quickly using:

(Fūton: Shinkūken) - Wind Release: Shock Blade
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: The user swings their blade and a gust of wind is released in the arc that it was swung in. The technique is strong enough to stop projectiles that are thrown at the user.

Which is pretty fast as i'm a tai/ken master. This would blast all your kunai back at you at great speeds. As i do this, you would be finishing up your earth technique, and so i focus my chakra into my sword using:

(Fūton: Kujaku Senpūjin) - Wind Release: Peacock Whirlwind Formation
Rank: B
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: N/A
Description: This technique utilizes wind chakra into the users sword and then they release a vortex of wind that surrounds the users body and can push away materials covering the users body.

At the last second blasting the stone away before it hurts me as you defend from the wind kunai ect.​

*I grab my sword again and as I notice the kunai's being sent back at me I use*

(Fūton: Shinkūken) - Wind Release: Shock Blade
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: The user swings their blade and a gust of wind is released in the arc that it was swung in. The technique is strong enough to stop projectiles that are thrown at the user.

*Releasing a gust of wind Back at yours, clashing them with the kunai in the middle and I set them off, causing a smoke effect to block our vision. Quickly after setting them off I use swift chakra to quickly move in a blur back to long range, on the ground and not water*



Now that the warm up is over, How about we change location To something that has a little more destructive potential?
 
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