Scientists find running like Naruto is the fastest method

[Deadmed]

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[Ricardo]

Right.

inb4 someone gonna use this method to win the olympics. XD

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

eh I rather do the Goku training method

 

[DominiqueX]

Usain Bolt doesn't approve.

 

[chopstickchakra]

You all do realize this is fake right?

Will I use this style of running? Um…well… you know how these things are. there might be a counter study done. I hope there will be. ****, I’ll fund it myself. Yeah, um…will this help me win? Sure. But will I do it? Well I mean… have you seen how it looks? I want to take gold, but I don’t want people thinking I’m a ****ing filthy weeb virgin.
~An Olympic Athlete

The odds an olympic level athlete know and understand how to properly use the word weeb is unlikely. Plus
"The researchers ended their announcement stating they have another study almost finished that seems to prove that grunting and yelling Japanese phrases directly increases one’s running speed and agility."

It's clearly satire

 

[~Ethereal~]

Cool.

 

[Nick01]

It gave me a laugh. XD