AN: First real chapter O_O Yesh, i know this is a bit slow phased, but it'll be awesome when we get there 
Thanks: Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death
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Bib bib bib...
The annoyingly loud buzzing of Naruto’s clock woke him up. ‘Argh! Why does my clock have to be so loud?’ Grunting he got out of bed, but not without giving the clock a severe blow to silence it, hopefully for good this time. Stepping into the shower he began to wonder how this day would go, hopefully it would be a successful day to remember. While drying himself he could hear his grandmother downstairs, trying to make something that was supposed to resemble a meal, he loved his grandmother, but she was a horrible cook. Naruto opened his dresser and looked at his repertoire of clothes, what should he wear today? Normally he didn’t give much for clothes, but this was a special occasion. Today he would start in Konoha’s High School. He wondered how his classmates would react to him, and his problem, maybe he shouldn’t tell them. Thoughts and scenarios raced through his head, grandpa and granny had given him the choice, either he announced what he had, or he kept it to himself. The principal and teachers had been informed of his problem, so it wasn’t a requirement for the rest of the school to know, as long as he didn’t cause any problems, he wouldn’t be forced to do it.
Naruto sighed and took out a dark orange hoodie, a pair of dark jeans, and his bellowed black headphones. He looked himself in the mirror, especially at the three whisker looking scars on each chin, would he be laughed at because of them? Naruto knew himself well enough to know that if anyone went too far, he wouldn’t hesitate to defend himself. He looked at his wild blonde hair and smiled slightly, he shouldn’t care what others thought about him, it was all about being himself, and maybe he could get some friends by being himself, if not, he was certainly used to being alone, though it certainly wasn’t a nice experience.
“Naruto! Get your ass down here! I’ve made breakfast for you!” His grandmother’s voice rang through the house like a very loud doorbell; there was no excuse for not hearing her. “Coming Baa-chan!” He groaned slightly. “What was that!?” His grandmother’s voice boomed through the house once more, Naruto covered in fear, his grandmother could be really scary when she wanted to. “For God’s sake Tsunade, keep your voice down! I’m trying to read the news!” Naruto nearly felt sorry for his grandfather, he should’ve learned by now that you never talk back to Tsunade in the mornings. “What was that you old geezer!? Do you miss the hospital already!?” Naruto sneaked down the stairs as he heard his grandmother yell back at his grandpa, these small bickering happened every morning, they were a ritual for the small family.
Going downstairs the smell of burned bacon and eggs hit Naruto like a hammer, how did she make the smell of bacon bad? It should be impossible, even for Tsunade! He sneaked past the older couple and got himself some toast. “Arw, come on Hime, I meant no harm” His grandfathers voice sounded very humble and apologetic, Naruto had to stop himself from laughing, the bickering could lift his spirit no matter how down he was. Jiraiya suddenly noticed the 15 year old boy. “Hey kid, we were just talking about you, right Hime?” Tsunade shot him a lifted eyebrow, but Jiraiya looked at her innocently and smiled. “Yeah sure” She turned to face Naruto, and smiled at him warmly. “Okay kid, do you have everything you need? Your bag? Your breakfast? Clothes in the right places?” Naruto looked at her disapprovingly at the last comment. “Arw come one Baa-chan, I’m going to school, not prison.” Tsunade looked at him dryly. “I know. If you were going to prison, I swear you would leave as naked as the day you were born.” Naruto stuck his tongue out at her. “Relax Baa-chan; I’ll stay out of trouble.” Jiraiya’s head popped out from behind Tsunade’s back, ‘how did Oji-san ever manage to hide behind Baa-chan? Some mysteries would never be solved’ “But seriously kid, this is a normal High School, it’s nothing like the private tutoring you’ve had so far. You’re smart admittedly, but you lack some social skills, and if you take your little problem into consideration, you’re a special kid.” Jiraiya paused and looked a bit spaced out. “Oh yeah, remember not to listen to any music, unless you really want to show off, okay?” Naruto gave him a little nod with a serious face to support it. “Don’t worry Jii-san, I got this under control.” Tsunade coughed to attract the two males attention. “It’s all good and fun, but school starts in 10 minutes, shouldn’t you go?” Naruto’s eyes went wide. “See ya,” he yelled, before racing out the door.
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Slice and dice O_O
~Leeroy G. Zero
Thanks: Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death
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Bib bib bib...
The annoyingly loud buzzing of Naruto’s clock woke him up. ‘Argh! Why does my clock have to be so loud?’ Grunting he got out of bed, but not without giving the clock a severe blow to silence it, hopefully for good this time. Stepping into the shower he began to wonder how this day would go, hopefully it would be a successful day to remember. While drying himself he could hear his grandmother downstairs, trying to make something that was supposed to resemble a meal, he loved his grandmother, but she was a horrible cook. Naruto opened his dresser and looked at his repertoire of clothes, what should he wear today? Normally he didn’t give much for clothes, but this was a special occasion. Today he would start in Konoha’s High School. He wondered how his classmates would react to him, and his problem, maybe he shouldn’t tell them. Thoughts and scenarios raced through his head, grandpa and granny had given him the choice, either he announced what he had, or he kept it to himself. The principal and teachers had been informed of his problem, so it wasn’t a requirement for the rest of the school to know, as long as he didn’t cause any problems, he wouldn’t be forced to do it.
Naruto sighed and took out a dark orange hoodie, a pair of dark jeans, and his bellowed black headphones. He looked himself in the mirror, especially at the three whisker looking scars on each chin, would he be laughed at because of them? Naruto knew himself well enough to know that if anyone went too far, he wouldn’t hesitate to defend himself. He looked at his wild blonde hair and smiled slightly, he shouldn’t care what others thought about him, it was all about being himself, and maybe he could get some friends by being himself, if not, he was certainly used to being alone, though it certainly wasn’t a nice experience.
“Naruto! Get your ass down here! I’ve made breakfast for you!” His grandmother’s voice rang through the house like a very loud doorbell; there was no excuse for not hearing her. “Coming Baa-chan!” He groaned slightly. “What was that!?” His grandmother’s voice boomed through the house once more, Naruto covered in fear, his grandmother could be really scary when she wanted to. “For God’s sake Tsunade, keep your voice down! I’m trying to read the news!” Naruto nearly felt sorry for his grandfather, he should’ve learned by now that you never talk back to Tsunade in the mornings. “What was that you old geezer!? Do you miss the hospital already!?” Naruto sneaked down the stairs as he heard his grandmother yell back at his grandpa, these small bickering happened every morning, they were a ritual for the small family.
Going downstairs the smell of burned bacon and eggs hit Naruto like a hammer, how did she make the smell of bacon bad? It should be impossible, even for Tsunade! He sneaked past the older couple and got himself some toast. “Arw, come on Hime, I meant no harm” His grandfathers voice sounded very humble and apologetic, Naruto had to stop himself from laughing, the bickering could lift his spirit no matter how down he was. Jiraiya suddenly noticed the 15 year old boy. “Hey kid, we were just talking about you, right Hime?” Tsunade shot him a lifted eyebrow, but Jiraiya looked at her innocently and smiled. “Yeah sure” She turned to face Naruto, and smiled at him warmly. “Okay kid, do you have everything you need? Your bag? Your breakfast? Clothes in the right places?” Naruto looked at her disapprovingly at the last comment. “Arw come one Baa-chan, I’m going to school, not prison.” Tsunade looked at him dryly. “I know. If you were going to prison, I swear you would leave as naked as the day you were born.” Naruto stuck his tongue out at her. “Relax Baa-chan; I’ll stay out of trouble.” Jiraiya’s head popped out from behind Tsunade’s back, ‘how did Oji-san ever manage to hide behind Baa-chan? Some mysteries would never be solved’ “But seriously kid, this is a normal High School, it’s nothing like the private tutoring you’ve had so far. You’re smart admittedly, but you lack some social skills, and if you take your little problem into consideration, you’re a special kid.” Jiraiya paused and looked a bit spaced out. “Oh yeah, remember not to listen to any music, unless you really want to show off, okay?” Naruto gave him a little nod with a serious face to support it. “Don’t worry Jii-san, I got this under control.” Tsunade coughed to attract the two males attention. “It’s all good and fun, but school starts in 10 minutes, shouldn’t you go?” Naruto’s eyes went wide. “See ya,” he yelled, before racing out the door.
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Slice and dice O_O
~Leeroy G. Zero
