Scar teaches ~Yard~ snakes

[-Yard-]

*leaning against a tree waiting*

 

[Scarface]

*Rides up quickly on the top of manda's head*

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Tell me everything you know about snakes, and why I shouldnt let manda eat you right now O_O

 

[-Yard-]

*Rides up quickly on the top of manda's head*

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Tell me everything you know about snakes, and why I shouldnt let manda eat you right now O_O

Spoiler

Snakes are elongate, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. Like all squamates, snakes are ectothermic, amniote vertebrates covered in overlapping scales. Many species of snakes have skulls with many more joints than their lizard ancestors, enabling them to swallow prey much larger than their heads with their highly mobile jaws. To accommodate their narrow bodies, snakes' paired organs (such as kidneys) appear one in front of the other instead of side by side, and most have only one functional lung. Some species retain a pelvic girdle with a pair of vestigial claws on either side of the cloaca.
Living snakes are found on every continent except Antarctica and on most islands. Fifteen families are currently recognized, comprising 456 genera and over 2,900 species. They range in size from the tiny, 10 cm-long thread snake to pythons and anacondas of up to 7.6 metres (25 ft) in length. The recently discovered fossil Titanoboa was 15 metres (49 ft) long. Snakes are thought to have evolved from either burrowing or aquatic lizards during the Cretaceous period (c 150 Ma). The diversity of modern snakes appeared during the Paleocene period (c 66 to 56 Ma).
Most species are nonvenomous and those that have venom use it primarily to kill and subdue prey rather than for self-defense. Some possess venom potent enough to cause painful injury or death to humans. Nonvenomous snakes either swallow prey alive or kill by constriction.

And as for Manda eating me....were cool...right? *shakes from fear*

 

[Scarface]

Spoiler

Snakes are elongate, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. Like all squamates, snakes are ectothermic, amniote vertebrates covered in overlapping scales. Many species of snakes have skulls with many more joints than their lizard ancestors, enabling them to swallow prey much larger than their heads with their highly mobile jaws. To accommodate their narrow bodies, snakes' paired organs (such as kidneys) appear one in front of the other instead of side by side, and most have only one functional lung. Some species retain a pelvic girdle with a pair of vestigial claws on either side of the cloaca.
Living snakes are found on every continent except Antarctica and on most islands. Fifteen families are currently recognized, comprising 456 genera and over 2,900 species. They range in size from the tiny, 10 cm-long thread snake to pythons and anacondas of up to 7.6 metres (25 ft) in length. The recently discovered fossil Titanoboa was 15 metres (49 ft) long. Snakes are thought to have evolved from either burrowing or aquatic lizards during the Cretaceous period (c 150 Ma). The diversity of modern snakes appeared during the Paleocene period (c 66 to 56 Ma).
Most species are nonvenomous and those that have venom use it primarily to kill and subdue prey rather than for self-defense. Some possess venom potent enough to cause painful injury or death to humans. Nonvenomous snakes either swallow prey alive or kill by constriction.

And as for Manda eating me....were cool...right? *shakes from fear*

Good Sssssssassssuke >...>

*manda swiftly swallows you whole*

in mandas innards somewhere, you will find the snake contract scroll, before you are digested and snake pooped outm find the contract and upon the poopage we will get started

 

[-Yard-]

Good Sssssssassssuke >...>

*manda swiftly swallows you whole*

in mandas innards somewhere, you will find the snake contract scroll, before you are digested and snake pooped outm find the contract and upon the poopage we will get started

*as I'm going through the snake, I lift up muscle tissue in certain areas until I find a scroll and retrieves it while being crapped out of manda*

 

[Scarface]

Good boi, now clean up and take the scroll out of the plastic baggy. roll it out and sign your name at the end in blood

 

[-Yard-]

Good boi, now clean up and take the scroll out of the plastic baggy. roll it out and sign your name at the end in blood

*shakes off like a dog*

*takes the scroll out from the baggy, rolls it out on the ground, bites my thumb and signs my name in blood*

 

[Scarface]

good boi, now perform the summoning jutsu and try to summon a snake

 

[-Yard-]

good boi, now perform the summoning jutsu and try to summon a snake

*nods*

*presses my thumb to my fingers, makes a row of hand signs and presses my fingers to the ground, summoning a snake*

 

[Scarface]

*sees a small dead snake appear* ~_~ more chakra boi

 

[-Yard-]

*sees a small dead snake appear* ~_~ more chakra boi

*gathers my chakra, gathering a massive amount, makes the hand seals, slam my hand to the ground and summons a snake*

 

[Scarface]

*summons a very large snake* nice O_O your doing better than expected, now, tame the snake O_O make him do what you want

 

[-Yard-]

*summons a very large snake* nice O_O your doing better than expected, now, tame the snake O_O make him do what you want

*looks at the snake*

Sasuke: alright snake, I challenge you to an Emo-Off!
If you lose, you're my Pesh.

Alright...1...2...3...GO!

*me and the snake stare at each other emotionlessly for 2hrs*


I win

 

[Scarface]

lol good, now try to summon manda

 

[-Yard-]

lol good, now try to summon manda

*gathers a huge amount of chakra, does a row of hand signs and slams my hand on the ground to summon Manda*